How do I get a boyfriend that isn't a nerd?
One that doesn't like video games or has a STEM related career?
One that isn't a virgin or skeleton/fat.
I want him to be circumcised and at LEAST 5'9
PLEASE give me advice, my standards aren't even high. I just want someone who isn't a loser.
>>37655302
>no STEM career
>not a loser
>>37655302
have you downloaded GRindr yet?
>>37655302
Hm well why ask here?
Loser central of all places, i wonder what your REAL intention is here, you pathetic loser.
Go outside.
>standards too high
>>37655302
>I want him to be circumcised
kys, my man
>loser wants non loser
Fix yourself first retard.
Also
>really high standards and doesn't want a nerd
>posts anime
Almonds
>>37655302
where the fuck do you think you are posting, you cunt?
>>37655302
My first question to you is how old are you and do you have a penis?
>>37655302
If you want to attract a winner, you yourself must be a winner in your own life.
>no stem
OK plenty of those
>5'9+
That's removing like 30% of American men.
>circumcised
No problem. 80% of American men are.
>isn't virgin
No problem.
>skelly/fat
Ouch.
>video games
Can't afford video games. Got ya.
>someone who isn't a loser
So he can't afford video games, he's average height, he's medium build and has nothing going for him in life professionally but he's still managing OK.
You want a handsome circumcised black man anon. Go to the ghetto and pull down your pants when you see someone you like.
>>37655302
fuck off roastie
oorrrrrriginalllie
>>37655302
Beggars can't be choosers. If you're looking on /r9k/ you are a beggar.
>>37655302
>be me
>not big into vidya
>not in a stem field
>not a skele or fat
>circumcised and 5'9
ama
also
>not a neet
>does not leave house except work
>seem pretty average
>no friends IRL since moving
>>37655302
>How do I get a boyfriend that isn't a nerd?
unironically kys or get raped in somalia
>>37655302
show a picture of your face,
what do you do?
are you a neet?
how old are you?
>>37655302
im majority of these things except im uncircumsized, I doubt you fit any of the specifications I'm looking for though.
>5'8 or taller
>D cup boobs
>virgin
>skinny
>no cardboard personality
>also has stem related career or atleast earning a degree/earnt a stem degree
if you do and you're a girl, then reply.
>>37655302
shit bait *fembot*
>>37655302
>Nerd
No
>Video games
No thanks
>STEM
No, I work for a law firm
>Virgin
Nope
>Skeleton/manlet
6'0" 190
>Circumsised
Yep
We could chat butmy GFwouldn't like that.
>How do I get a boyfriend that isn't a nerd
You don't. The good ones are already taken
>>37655880
jokes on you faggot, i'm not taken
i also dont talk to girls because most women my age (24) where i live are just instagram sluts or stacies or literally on meth/crack/heroine
I used to get told by people I work with that i would be a great boyfriend (if i tried dating) but i see too much risk and not enough gain, so single it is
>>37655880
Hello fellow taken bro. I'm not into vg either.
>>37656013
Jokes on you, I'm taken, I don't like vg, not a loser and have a job.
>>37655302
>anti STEM
why? You dont want a boyfriend thats smart and hardworking?
Also frequent your local bars or gyms. Lots of normie faggots with marketing and nutrition "science" degrees in there that'll meet your anti-robot standards
>>37656074
who says i'm a loser?
Im a successful kissless virgin with a stable income and enjoyable job and i work out frequently. I just don't have anybody to do things with. you almost sound like some sort of normie
>>37655302
>not a nerd
>post anime
LOL
Also to all those acting like they're going to get puss puss on a Vietnamese fishing board, you're surely mistaken
>>37655302
>using lain for shitty baitposts