Is normalfaggotry the most pathetic of life's conditions?

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A few days ago I was out on my usually night walk, but this specific walk took place two hours later than normal for reasons that are unrelated to this story. I usually detest leaving the house for my night walk after 6am because it's prime normalfag hours. The first two point five miles of the walk went according to usual, aside from some interruptions in my vision due to my transition lenses not properly acclimating to the sunrise. It was the break and the second half of the walk where the trouble started. After walking two point five miles I am usually pretty tired out so I'll stop on my regular bench and rest for a few minutes.

On this particular day I was having a fairly good time playing with my fidget spinner, until this beta male normalfag and his girlfriend happened start trouble. As they were approaching the bench I heard him say to his girlfriend to watch out for the homeless man. Normally this would get me in a mood where I would whack him around a bit, but I decided to let it slide in this particular instance because I actually was in the visage of a popper with my flecktarn parka. What really set me off was when his girlfriend had the audacity to walk up to me and offer me ten dollars.The insult was one step over the line and I could not bear it so I slapped her in the face with my fidget spinner in the palm of my hand. This act managed to cause a fairly large gash, and her cuck boyfriend lost it. While I was laughing he got in a cheap shot on me and knocked me out. It was pretty clear that he would have lost if it was a fair fight because he was packing a lot of estrogen, but I digress I was still knocked out and awoke inside of a police station. Luckily my mother was able to make bail, but now I have a police record and a court appointment coming up.

Why can't normalfags just mind their own business?