I'm curious. What is r9k's relationship with alcohol?

I've been hardcore addicted to drinking since I was 19. I have no idea why I like it so much because all it does is make me act like a jerk and make me sick. and yet I persist in drinking myself into a stupor whenever I can.

>>37645315
I do not drink any...

>>37645315


>tfw only friend is a chronic alcoholic
>drinks cheap nasty shit constantly
>haven't drank in a few years now because of this

>>37645315
it's literally all that gets me through the days any more, as I no longer have any drug hook ups.
makes me relatively enjoy life, makes sitting on my PC in my room 24/7 almost fun. Dunno what I'd do without it.

>>37645315
Pretty much same, I also have a large tolorence so have to drink a good amount before get a buzz or drunk. I prefer whiskey, beer, ale, and wheever can afford/find it Mead.

>>37645342
Anon. I am a 19 year old with drinking problems.. Can i stop?

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>didn't drink at all from age 23 - 26
>27 now and been black-out drunk every weekend sometimes also on wednesdays for the last 6 months

Pros:
>meet childhood friends and people who I would never meet anywhere else than a bar
>drunk girls will have sex with you (i'm 174cm tall and chubby/unattractive and introverted and still smash 6/10 pussy while drunk)
>being drunk distracts me from suicidal thoughts and keeps me from thinking how pointless life is

cons:
>it's starting to affect my health
>i run my own small business and drinking instad of puting more effort into work is starting to halt my profits
>small town so it's kind of awkward when bartenders know me by name and know what to pour even without asking

Smoking weed and getting drunk together are a perfect combination in my mind. It feels wonderful, makes me confident and calm at the same time.

>>37645315
Weed is better

oreg

>>37645734
>Not drinking alone in your house, in the dark.
I smell a normalfag.

>>37645795
not a normalfag

>short /ugly
>introverted + have a small speech impairment
>criminal record
>family disowned me because i tried to rape my sister when i was 19

>>37645734
>>small town so it's kind of awkward when bartenders know me by name and know what to pour even without asking

That's actually something I like.

>>37645826
>>family disowned me because i tried to rape my sister when i was 19

Story time anon :^)

>>37645772

they go hand in hand friend. smoking by itself is cool. drinking by itself is cool. smoking while drinking is awsome though. add some pharm opi's in their amaybe a muscle relaxer and your fuckin set bud

>>37645826
My mistake, also yeah curious about the story there with your sister.

>>37645315
I really enjoy drinking. at home and wathcing movies or playing video games. Im always super happy, and relaxed when inebriated. Problem is, I get the shits really fucking bad after I I drink. And it lasts for like 3 or 4 days. I literally shit like 20 times a day. So I just dont do it unless there is a special occasion. Its just not worth it.

love it when i drink it. hate it when i don't.

Weed has always been a bigger problem for me but I cut down significantly on my marijuana habit and have been drinking more so maybe I'll be a true al/ck/oholic one day. I come from a family of alcoholics so I always try to be really conscious about how much I'm drinking and I only stick to beer/wine. In fact I don't remember the last time I bought anything except beer, but I know that can still make you an alcoholic.

I work on the weekends so I can't go out to bars, so like any good robot I drink alone on Sunday, Monday and Thursday nights predominantly. Usually after i get home from work. Thankfully I live in a city where beer is dirt fucking cheap so it's not breaking my back, and I only drink 4-6 beers per night, so I don't really get hangovers and I don't drink to the point where it becomes a problem.

>>37645877

I'll try to keep it short.

>be 19
>poor as fuck family, all i do is browse 4chan and fap to incest porn
>have 16 old sister
>somehow i convince myself that she must be lonely and dtf because she also doesn't go out
>keep in mind that this was after years of depressioon and obsession with incest porn
>one day only me and sis in the house
>man up and decide to initiate sex with her
>i'm not much of a talker so i go to her room and start groping her
>she freaks out and hits me with some books and runs away and can hear her calling the cops from the bathroom
>this breaks my insanity and i pack some shit and gtfo
>spend a week at a hotel doing various drugs and loosing my virginity to a hooker
>head out to a forest to kill myself
>finish digging my grave and decide to turn on my phone to txt mym mom i'm sorry and that i went to russia and wont't be coming back
>recive some text from my mom among then was one telling me that she cleared things with the cops but that i'm also not expected back home
>this removes my motiovation to kill myself and i head back from the forest

I love drinking. I'm drunk right now.

I get drunk twice a week and it's the highlight of the week for me

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>>37645315
Strangely enough i don't drink all that often but I do brew my own. I make meads and wines which are pretty good imo. I usually just give them away as gifts.

>>37645826
>introvert
>goes to bars and hooks up with random women
Yeah, fuck off. You're not Chad, but you're definitely nothing less than a standard dirtbag normie. Real robots drink alone in private.

>>37645315
Remember Limitless?
Booze is my NZT, seriously changing me and making me a normie for a limited period of time.

Drink it whenever possible. This is the first time in weeks that I'm going to go to sleep sober.

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>>37645730
I drove off a cliff when i was drunk. That made me stop drinking!

>>37645730
You can if you stop right now.
>t. Anon who's 4 years down that road

>>37645826
>family disowned me because i tried to rape my sister when i was 19

hahaah you fucking retard

>>37645730
How long have you been drinking and how much do you drink in an average week?

>>37645315
It's the perfect garnish when I'm thinking about a girl I like. That with a cigarette. Like comforting friends really

>>37645315
I would drink every day if I could afford it. A different kind of numbness would be preferable.

>>37646105

The good thing about being drunk in a bar is that you don't really have to talk much, nobody really notices if you drink instead of talking.

Hooking up with women
>4-5 am
>browse for drunk and desperate women
>go up to them and feel them up a bit, maybe buy them a drink
>ask them to go to a hotel with you
>60% success rate

>>37646057
you have to finish the job OP

>>37645315
Straight edge. Why would I pay for shit that makes me feel like crap and tastes bad?

I like drinking but I also acknowledge that it can get addicting, along with my family's history of getting addicted to other substances. I try to breaks sometimes but I'll come back to it after a while. I never get too drunk and generally bartenders like me cuz I never get "asshole drunk"(and I always tip).

>>37646196
That doesn't make you an introvert. Enjoying being in places with large amounts of people and interacting with bar staff doesn't make you introverted, and approaching and successfully bedding women doesn't make you a robot. You're a just a scummy normie who fucked up in the past.

>>37645315
My relationship with alcohol is like my relationship with a nurturing mother that I wish I would have had. And the mornings are the pissed off father I did have, he didn't come around often but he was a dick 2hen he was home

>>37645315
I love it too much and got fat. Going to abstain from it for a few months in addition to dieting to lose the chub. Also my family is prone to quickly developing a high tolerance so I have to moderate intake heavily. It's pretty shitty.

>>37645315
It goes under the same category as "Escapism Media" for me at this point. Same with most everything in my life.

>>37646196
>you are not retarded enough to hang out with us

>>37646640
thats a shame, i guess i'll leave then

>>37645734
>small town so it's kind of awkward when bartenders know me by name and know what to pour even without asking
Sounds pretty comfy

I love it. I mainly drink on weekends night though, I don't like to drink at home that much. Even better if I do a line or two of coke once drunk.