Why don't you just get a fat pussy gf?

i bet her cunt smells like rotten cheese and mayonnaise

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>>37645232
I'm already dating your mother.

Ironically, because I'm a fat pussy.

>>37645232
Because I can't get any kind of gf, including a single mother gf or a gf (male.)

Pussy is like achievement. If it doesn't take any effort to get, it isn't even better than fapping. I was pissed off because of being humiliated by a girl I had feelings for, visited a fat, slightly retarded girl and fucked her all night to get that shit off my mind. Didn't even feel good.

Fucking fatties feels like eating cheetos and masturbating. Fucking attractive girls feels like winning.

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>>37645539
No one is saying fuck fatties moron. They mean a plump vulva The two don't always go. Of course we can't get any girlfriends. How are we supposed to guess their pussy on top of that fact. Another ridiculous standard

>>37645539
Fucking fat girls feels like winning when theyre all youre attracted to

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>tfw there's sorcery for everything

>>37645856
Fetishes don't exist though. If you're a chubbychaser, you've either been overexposed to porn and would lose the fetish after a few weeks of laying off that shit, or you've deluded yourself into thinking you only like fatties because you subconsciously know they're the easiest. Obesity is not an attractive thing, that's not how human sexuality works.

>but muh childbearing hips
Yeah, that's 180 lbs, not 260.

>fetishes are real, sub/dom is huge dude
That's because that's how we're SUPPOSED to fuck. Before draconian sex laws and the duck upbringing epidemic, men bent women over and ravaged them violently, and both people involved loved it. Still happens today. The tricky part is pulling it off without the count using the legal system to blackmail you afterwards.

>>37645794
Who even cares about how plump the vulva is, god...
I only categorize them two ways 1. Regular pussy 2. God this bitch is fat the hole is hard to find and that stuff probably tastes pretty damn unhygienic.

>>37646244
People are allowed preference on anything. Shaven, hairy, innie, outie. No one is saying it's a must. Merely that we like how they look.

But you sound like a fucking kid tbqh.

>>37646350
Yeah, nothing wrong with a little vulva plumpness, it's just not something I ever really paid much attention to. Like, for example, I have no strong preference for or against girls with very round knees.