Babyface

>>37643286
You're that tranny trying to grab orbiters for discord aren't you?

>>37643286
I know the baby face feel, I'm also flat and short so that doesn't help

>>37643299
I just want people to talk to, anon. This is the only place I can do that. I don't want money, I'm fine with myself.

>>37643286
>smol girl fetish
>insta-boner while reading this
I'll fuck you for at least 12 hours or until you reach the heaven's gate.

>>37643286
Laura is that you? It is, isn't it?

>>37643286
Can I be attracted to you without getting called a pedo?

>>37643315
>I just want people to talk to, anon.

Nice. What's your favorite toilet paper brand?

>>37643474
I don't have one, I just grab whatever is good.

>>37643286
Im a femanon with a babyface aswell and I look like a young boy

>>37643531
Are you Laura? The other one has insomnia so I thought it was her, but you could also be Laura

>>37643286
Yes though i'm babyfaced and about the size of a twelve year old boy to boot.
I've been kicked out of bars i've given 3 forms of valid ID to because they still didn't believe me.

>>37643521
>I don't have one, I just grab whatever is good.

Interesting. So, what kind of panties do you like to use?

>>37643315
Wait. So you ARE a tranny though, yeah?
Why instantly introduce yourself as a female then?

>>37643555
No I am not Laura

>>37643587
That's exactly what Laura would say, Laura. You don't fool me. Are there any other Lauras I need to know about?

Does it give you low self-esteem? Are you worried nobody will ever treat you like a real woman?

>>37643580
Just let me pretend I'm a girl on vietnamese rice farming forum, in real life I'm reminded enough that I'm actually just a guy pretending ;(

>>37643286
people think I'm about 15-16 but I don't call people who hit on me a pedophile desu. does to turn you on to think about it that way? how are those daddy issues going for you? :^3

>>37643654
Are you pale?

This is not fucking original you fucking bot

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>>37643364
Not every smol girl on 4chan is Laura, anon.

>>37643334
O shit anon

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>>37643334
No can do. Product seal must remain intact to avoid contaminants.

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>>37643286
>pedophiles hit on me when i walk around my neighborhood
irl pedos only like little boys

>>37643897
Not OP but some folk have the bodies of twelve year old boys and you wouldn't know any better till you saw my face and then you wouldn't know I wasn't twelve till you saw my ID.
Its actually really fucking shitty.

>>37644039
Are you a girl?

100% bootleg therefore not original

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>>37643286

>smol girl
>everyone who finds you attractive is a pedo

I pity anyone who'll love you and attempt to court you.

>>37644093
Yes. No I won't post pics.

>>37643699
Yes I'm whiter than most whites but I'm not white I'm mixed (Native American/white)

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>32
>still get asked for ID every time

>>37644148
Don't worry, I don't want pics, but I'd like to know what are your favorite types of panties

>>37644147
Not OP but its suspicious when a guy goes from asking if you're lost little girl? to whats dem digits bb wan sum fucc? faster than a black fleeing the scene of a crime.

>>37643654
Unoriginal like the other anon said.

>>37644199
What native facial characteristics do you have?

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>>37643286
i don't have a baby face but apparently i have a serial killer face.

>>37644238
Boyshorts. They sit comfortably and the right kind give me the hips I don't have.

>>37644261
Well, do you want the fuck?

>>37644261

Yeah, because that happens on a daily basis. It's much more likely that OP is just a paranoid overly sensitive wreck and thinks everyone who approaches her has ulterior motives. Don't be an idiot.

>>37643286
>be smol and adorable
>minor problems result
wow you must have it so tough

>>37644356
No. Sex after marriage no freebies.
>>37644362
Again, not OP, but yes. That is a daily often times more than once a day occurence. On days i leave the house.

Move along. This is just another attention whore and tranny thread.

>>37644293
Hair cheek bones and eyes.

>>37644340
>Boyshorts.

Lovely. What kind of clothes do you usually wear?

>>37644454
I can sorta get down with that, diggity.
>>37644491
I only know that one of them is a tranny for sure.

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Iktf, two guys have asked me if they're pedos for liking me despite being around their age.

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>>37644454

Sorry but, I just don't believe you. I'm not some neckbeard basement dweller and I need to go out among people daily. And never in my 27 years of life have I seen this happen. If it was once or twice I'd be willing to believe you.

If it is true, consider living somewhere not 3rd world.

>>37644515
Right now? Just plain basketball shorts and a tanktop. Its 90 out i'd die otherwise.
>>37644574
Believe it or don't but it happens.
>3rd world
Didn't know america was that far gone already. My current wear probably isn't doing me any favors for it honestly.

>>37643286
That's awful. Why are you pandering to the retarded views here?
Why don't you just post nudes and get it over with.

>>37644512
I can imagine that you're very qt. Even if you're shy you shouldn't have problems getting bfs

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>>37644674

>>37644674

You could help yourself with some more adult looking clothes if it's worth it for you.

>America

Yeah, you live in a 3rd world country by societal standards. Right up there with subsaharan africa and london suburbs.

>>37644674
>Just plain basketball shorts and a tanktop.

*loli basketball player image hitting my mind right now*

Btw... what's your favorite hairstyle?

>>37644842
I keep it anywhere between shoulder to pixie. A simple comb or hairdryer and some product makes it look professional and it never gets in the way.
>basketball
Jamal's size 20's would crush me underfoot.
>>37644804
Usually only leave my cave to go to the office so its usually office wear people catch me in which should make me seem older but apparently that doesn't help.

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>>37644967

Office wear nowadays could mean a onesie. You have to be a bit more specific. Anyways, regular office lady attire should do the trick. Pic related.

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>>37645041
Pic related is close enough. Skirts for hot weather, pants for cold, and flats because heels aren't flattering and make walking a serious issue when you're below a certain height.
If i showed up to work in a onesie i'd be fired.

>>37644967
>I keep it anywhere between shoulder to pixie.

*Instant boner*

>>37644967
>Jamal's size 20's would crush me underfoot.

I totally forgot to ask you about your height, but I guess you're 5-3 5-5-4

>>37643286
>Just reached my 30s
>Still look like I'm 16
>Don't have much success with women my own age due to looking like I'm still in high school.
>Don't want to date girls more than 6 years younger than me.
>Get carded multiple times at bars.
>Best success I have at getting laid have been with women a bit older than myself that want to fuck high school boys but don't want to go to jail.

Eh, I'd rather have this than looking old as shit, but still it gets frustrating.

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>>37645146

Okay, now I just can't believe you. There is no chance in hell you're getting mistaken for a lost child in those clothes.

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i get mistaken for being underage all the time too, it's weird.
>accused of being a trap
aren't you LITERALLY a trap though? reeeeeee

>>37645153
I'm 140cm. I wasn't kidding about that "body of a twelve year old" thing.

>>37645202
I honestly wonder sometimes if its a hit-on tactic but mothers and such have done it and doormen at bars tell me children aren't allowed in when i'm straight out of work.
I'm worried its my face.

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>>37643302
>>37643654
>>37644557
c-cute
pics? as long as you're a girl(female) that sounds adorable

>>37643286
Be my legal loli gf you stupid bitch.

>>37645263
>I'm 140cm.

God.... I wanna fantasize about you but I'm going through a 1 year long nofap

Btw, here are the last questions: are you pale? What eye color do you have?

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>>37645322

Well, assuming it is real -- which I still have serious doubts about -- at leat you're going to hit the wall later than other women.

>>37645475
I'm asian shut-in pale and dark brown eyes.
>>37645477
Judging by my mother and others back home i'll be more or less the same till i hit 65+ where i'll lose several cm and gain my wrinkles overnight.

>>37643286
My ex who I met on r9k omegle looks really young. She also dresses wholesomely, so quite often people would ask how old she was for chidlren-tickets for the bus/ferry/whatnot.

One time when we were on a ferry in Norway the ticket guy came around and asked if she was my daughter... Unprovoked. The way we dealt with that stuff was if the person just assumed she was a child, she would go along with it.

In the three years we went out, she probably saved close to 100 euros from getting children's discounts.

>>37643654
Kek this. There's not much difference in appearance during your teens 15-18-22. I was still buying child tickets (15) up until I was 22. Op you're not special and it will hit you.

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>>37645542

That doesn't sound like that bad of a deal. What about people who asked you out / confessed to you? A lot of small asian girls automatically think they either have yellow fever or are pedos, possibly both. What advice would you give to a guy who prefers small girls in the same way people prefer a certain type of hair color?

>>37645542
>tfw no 12 years old looking-short hair gf who wears shortboys, basketball pants and tank tops

End me now

Btw... thank you so much for answering my questions. Have a good day!

>>37645670
I'd prefer to never find out they wanted me for my height or skin color. Work with that in mind and seem genuinely unconscious of these things it tends to be a complex in the same way small/big boobs are of their size.
Its why i hate when people go from assuming i'm a child to angling for sex as it ticks off that box ever so slightly even if they themselves throw my height out the window and i just can't tell and that flavors the interaction.
I can't speak for every girl in a similar situation but if someone is chatting me up right off the bat instead of wanting a legitimate conversation that makes me suspicious.

>>37643638
Kill yourself tbqhwy senpai. You'll never be a girl.

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>>37645779

Well, a person who goes from assuming you're a child to angling for sex wouldn't be someone even worth my time if I were you. I'm talking more in the terms of "How not fuck up a bar conversation / first date with a small girl". Which you answered more or less, for which I thank you.

>>37645253
Pls be my underage looking gf

>>37643286
>canada?
Fuck you you you i bet you date older men you ucker

Sometimes these threads make me want death. Sometimes they make me rejoice. I feel so conflicted.

>>37643638
Yeah, not me. I would've capitalized "Vietnamese". I'm not a tranny, I'm a girl(female).

>>37646710
I'd say rejoice that theres women out there that can relate to robots in some fashion and they aren't all stacies and roasties.