Zeemaps thread

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>message
>message back
>no message
>tfw

lol some faggot pinned himself right next to me with some stupid attention seeking bullshit and covered up my pink tag.

>>37640472
please be in E V R O P A

>>37640389
who is the poes in cape town?
t. pretoria robot

Bumperimoomoomama

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Remove green pin in Stockholm(SWEDEN), he is 17; underage for both map and website.

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>Add someone's discord
>We introduce ourselves
>I ask if they want to voicechat
>Get ghosted

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inb4 no one messages me again

I deleted my pin, it's pointless.

>>37641646
>Add someone on discord
>say hi and shit
>they ask if i wanna voicechat
>immediately panic, sign off and uninstall discord
>spend 5 hours in bed crying

>>37641737
Add others if they dont add you anon

>>37641699
which pin is yours anon?

>>37641737
>deleted my pin
were you by any chance in NL?

>>37641767
pls respond

oreganononoo

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>>37641819
Just added my pin in Prague. The anime pic one.

>>37641850
Hello my eastern european bot.

Nobody nearby so i just posted restaurant recommendations.

>>37641898
Truly a place to live at.

>>37641921
Unironically the best place in the world

>>37641921
Prague is almost western, try Galati.

>>37641974
I like the balance Prague has between the west and the east.
Imagine Romania is not as comfy.

Map thread deserves a bump.

>>37642540
Yes, I agree with your statement.

>2 MtF pegs in america

wtf where the boipucci

>>37641850
So you are looking for gay men? That is cool though, although cool on its own.

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>When you live close to the northernmost point in Mainland Europe
>far away from all other robots

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>my pin got deleted

I wish this stupid fucking map was never a thing fuck all of you for getting my hopes up and especially big fuck you to all you faggots actually making friends. You were never robots, just poser ass normies out to steal more of our shit.

>>37643296
shut up, youre only butthurt because youre a failed normie

>>37643023
so you're the distant swede or the lone icelander?

>>37643343
Northern--Norwegian

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>tfw live in nowheresfil
>closest robot to me is 80 km away

>>37643608
80km is nothing stupid

Thats less than 1 hour drive

>>37643636
>implying i can drive
i dont think i would be here if i could

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>cloest robot is at 400km away

>>37643680
Its a 1 hour bus ride plus its not that hard to drive

>>37643690
Shit, Russia?

>>37643700
there are no bus stops in my town

>>37643759
Get a bike then fatty

There is a girl in my city.

I don't know if I should contact her, she lists that she like doing "artistic and creative" things.

I like watching movies, going for walks, and avoiding most humans as much as I can.

Hmm, I don't think i will.

>>37643810
If you dont contact her then I will and I will stick my virtual benis into her USB drive and she'll say she loves me and youll just have missed the love of your life

>>37643810
why did u pin if not to meet people for once in your life?

>>37643810
Guarantee you that "she's" been messaged no less than 90% of the people who have seen this map already. Might as well throw your dick into the barrel and hope when she goes bobbing for cock her lips brushes yours

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>>37643747
No, France
I feel sad for these Russian robots, i shouln't complain

Bumpaaaaaaaaaaaala

>too socially avoidant to speak to a follow robot

>intimidated by trying to make a friend, think they'll hate me. i have literally nothing to offer to a friend.

>cant trust another human being for anything, ever. they'll just troll me and doxx me and make a fool of me for everyone to see.

>>37644300
Me 2 senpai I hear you

>>37640607
Ek wonder dieselfde.
t. Kaapstad verkeerslig.

>>37644300
>still caring about self and having any sort of ego
NORMIES FUCKING OUT

No phillybots here? There are too many pings in normiefornia.

Don't let a map thread die.

Hurry up, I put down my marker like 30 mins ago and no one's contacted me yet. I'm a girl btw.

The people who put down the age are mostly 18. There's even a 17 in Sweden. What is this bullshit?

>>37645748
go to /soc/

why?

basically this kind of thread just depresses robots even more, and usually is ridden with "cyborgs" that will let any """fembot""" walk over their dick given the chance.

>>37646347
>Giving robots a chance to meet other robots will depress them even more

Fuck off

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>>37644300
this is why i deleted my pin.

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>tfw no robots in wichita to put up with a smol femanon

Dear OP, please remove the pins that are obviously using fake email domains.

>>37646422
Put up your pin anyway. No doubt 90% of the US males will message you

>>37646440
OP is probably not the map maker

>>37646378
>>Giving robots a chance to meet other robots will depress them even more
Kek.
The map is full of failed normalfags chasing pussy. Everyone treats it like a hookup map.

>>37646468
Well whoever owns it needs to actually maintain it. There's no email provider that has .gf as their extension.

>>37646443
this
I'm from europe and I'd consider it as well

>>37646484
At least we're trying to be more social. Continue your life of wallow, robot.

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>>37646422
>still looking at map
>nearest robot is gay and in haysville
why god
its like you want me to be alone

>>37646489
that's where you're wrong buddy

https://cock.li/

one of the domains is tfwno.gf

Added my pin in the Netherlands
down in the shitty south where there is literally nobody

>tfw no one will ever live near you
No friends irl, no chance to improve it even on a board for autistic depressed faggots. Fucking A.

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>Friendly reminder to robots in despair:

If nobody is adding you, just add someone yourself. You'll be pleasantly surprised.

>tfw called a hipster in somebody else's map entry because of where I live

Rude. I mean, accurate. But rude!!

>>37646631
Fuck you asshole I messaged 6 people and none have responded I bet you just want to collect (You)s and ghost me again fuck off normie

>tfw no robots in my country
Just put your pin on the map...

>>37646443
>tfw put it up
>still no messages

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>thinking this map will provide any positive results
I've met up with robots before and it's lead to nothing of substance. None of you fuckers know how to keep up with someone else unless you're trying to get your dick wet, and even then it's just conversation out of desperation to not leave. Even those who put "looking for friends" barely said a word and ended up ghosting me afterwards. If you're actually looking to make friends off of this don't waste your time.

>>37646754
>implying it's not just (you)

>>37646592
Maastricht?
Neger lees de pin naast je. Kan een fembot zijn. Sevenum hier.

This is depressing in an original way.

I fucked up my marker and am too pussy to e-mail these people, so RIP. I did e-mail a boy in my area though. We'll see. :)

>>37646754
I've met someone irl off these maps a few years ago. He's really cool but I don't message him alot cause he has avoidant personality disorder and I feel like I'm bothering him every time I message.

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>the sausage festival in Belgium/Netherlands
Jesus Christ

>>37646771
It's not just me. Haven't you noticed every success story is only about two anons going on a date and then fucking? You haven't noticed that there's no stories of two anons becoming friends and later continuing to do things together? The problem is everyone that puts their marker up expects the one who's contacting them to do all the work: find things to talk about, plan out where to meet, pick a place to go to, they put no skin in the game and hope someone else will cover for their failure to say anything about themselves. It's to be expected of this board, but it proves that this map isn't going to work outside of the occasional meet up for sex.

>>37646901
Be happy other robots are getting pussy shithead

>>37646878
Someone calculate the amount of malebots per capita for every country. Willing to bet NL comes ontop or atleast secondplace behind the US.

>>37646919
>Be happy """robots""" are getting pussy
Why should I be?

>>37646940
This. The only ones on this map are failed normalfags trying to fuck chubby fembots with lower standards.
Robots aren't out getting pussy. It contradicts the whole definition.

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>Consistently check these threads for robots in my state
>Finally one pops up
>Too far away

>>37646784
ja maastricht
zelfs een fembot klinkt niet te verkeerd op dit moment

>>37646965
REAL robots cant even post on 4chan

FUCK OFF NORMIE

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>Get ghosted by girl after asking to voice chat

What the fuck

>>37647004
not everyone likes voice chat you normie

>have three other pastaniggers relatively near where i live
>one just posted his kik, which is by far one of the biggest redflags imho
>the other is a memeboy and a friend collector on steam, another redflag
>the last one is a strategy games enthusiast that i'll have no idea how or what to talk about

Being a cynical autist is suffering.

>>37647004
Probably a girl(male) nd you caught him

>>37640389

> Found someone in my tiny town
> Only puts his whatsapp and no Steam

Just fuck off!

>>37646974
Die marker reageerde niet op mijn email. Misschien heb je beter geluk. Als t echt zo is dan heb je de enige fembot in nederland gepakt.
jood

>>37647020
Wtf is wrong with a Kik? It's a simple text app you use when you dont want to give out your phone number. Most of those emails are just throwaway emails

>>37647020
Generally there's a connection between people who like strategy games and History, perhaps you could try talking about history if you're into it?

>>37647048
Because some people don't have or don't use their cellphones all fucking day, i don't even have internet on mine.

Just use steam or discord like every fag on this board

>>37647048

Yeah, it ONLY shares your messages with others to third parties.
It ONLY sends them to police when you use certain words or be "racist".

What could be wrong with that?

>>37647112
>there are people who check their computer more than their phones
Only if you're maximum hikki

>>37647148
>Only if you're maximum hikki
Where do you think you are?

>>37646920
I feel like the sheer amount of guys just discourages girls from putting their pin down because of all the potential people spamming for fuck. But there's definitely something wrong with this country.
Half makes me want to post a pin in A'dam just to show it's not 100% dicks but I'm not looking to socialize so that'd be pointless anyway.

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>>37647148
>being this much of a normie
ENOUGH. THESE THREADS WERE A MISTAKE.

>>37647162
Are you a girl then?
>enige meisje in nederland wilt niet praten
bestaan er ook desperate fembots in dit land of niet ;-;

>>37647297
THE THIRSTIEST LITTLE NIGGER THERE EVER DONE WAS

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>>37647305
no bully pls
im lonely

>>37647326
I could be your friend anon
im a dude though
no homo

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>only person near me is a homosexual looking for other homos

>>37647362
i would suck your dick
no homo
please i need love

>>37647410
actually am a little bit homo but would never tell anyone I know
not even on the zeemap

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>>37646562
I'm not gay, I'm bi you homo

ATTENTION:

Unsuspecting robots, the "girl" in Belgrade is a male catfish. Dont contact

>>37647297
Biologisch meis (meid)
Doe niet zo gek anoniempje, fembots bestaan helemaal niet.

>>37640389
No one even within 100 miles of my state.

>>37640389
where my Pennsylvania robots at

>>37647702
Right here, tfw no clingy adds.

>>37647670
Er moet er toch letterlijk een paar zijn hier. Het KAN niet dat ze niet bestaan. Nederland is seksistisch als dat niet kan.

>>37647729
Philly doesn't count

>>37647766
ik kan je meisje zijn als je dat wilt

>tfw can't into friends because have backne

>>37647814
ben je overtuigend genoeg

>>37640389
ROMANIA
O
M
A
N
I
A
careva?

Remember the Eldritchian horror of Vicky was unleashed from one of these threads, cucking countless guys in her wake?

Those were the days

>>37647880
in het donker merk je toch niets

>>37647814
>>37647894
Piemeltjes weg aub

>>37647663

thanks bro, i did assume it

>>37647917
niet zo zuur zijn, wil je zo graag tovenaar worden

>only 2 other markers nearby
>one sounds like a normie and the other seems like they're looking for a hook-up
>not sure if they're just disinterested or doing the same stare-at-the-map-and-hope dance i'm doing

>>37647986
send them a message, maybe they'll message back.

>>37647894
ik wil een qt trap of femboi

>>37648019
Ik ben best vrouwlijk, middenlang blond haar en dergelijke

>>37648005
I second this, maybe they aren't as bad as you think

>>37648005
I'm kind of afraid they will even if thats something i kind of want. Best to wait till my hands forced.

>All femanons are in Anglo countries
>Of the 3 straight fems in Europe, one is a male and one doesn't want males

Anglos literally cannot be robots. Fuck Anglo supremacy

>>37648065
f-fotos?

>>37647886
da...

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (9.52% content).

>>37648287
Holy shit wees mijn vriendin(jongen).
W-waar woon je en ben je maagd

>>37648335
Ik ben de niet femanon in maastricht.

>>37648323
heiii ))
a inceput sesiune la tine coaie?
sau s a terminat deja?

>>37646422

I live over in Hutch which is only like 40 - 50 minutes away. Did you put a pin up yet?

>>37640389
>uncheck males
>map pretty much empty
Hmm.
1 straight female in my entire country

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>>37648372
nou ben ik erg nervous opeens.

>>37648492
>1 straight female in my country.
0 straight females in my country you can't be a robot

What's with all the fags in Scandinavia lmao

Half of the males there aren't straight. This is why your countries are so fucked

>>37648335
fuck heb ik de foto gemist

>>37647663
why is life so cruel :^(
why there is no fembots in Belgrade

>>37648607
Sorry ik had de foto na een paar minuten verwijderd

>>37648514
>0 straight females in my country
0 females in my country you can't be a robot

>>37648673
zou je hem willen mailen naar een belg

>>37646524
If you hate robots, maybe leave this board mmkay sweetie? xxx

>>37648776
Je kan altijd een mail sturen dat ik je kan replyen

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>>37648776
Heb even snel een nieuwe gemaakt voor je

>>37648960
geef je ook lewds~

>>37648970
Heb geen lewds sorry

>>37648960
Kankerlelijk plafond. Woon je in een woonwagen?

>>37649014
Hah nee
is gewoon een oud huis

>>37648992
maak ze pls. laat je boipussy zien

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>>37640928
deleted

pls report other underage or troll pins here

>>37649046
The female pin in Belgrad is a male

>>37649062
Sorry, I don't know that for sure. I only remove those that don't follow the rules or those that are trolling too blatantly.

Too much fucking moonspeak in this thread.

>>37647041
>>37646784
That Maastricht marker is a catfish and the e-mail was linked to a Kiwifarms account dox in some earlier thread.
If whoever is in charge of cleaning pins sees this, please remove that.

WHATS WITH YOU BITCHES MESSAGING ME AND THEN NEVER REPLYING?!?!?!

>>37650113
Your first reply wasn't interesting enough.
We get 80 messages a day so if we actually have to go out and message someone else they better be up to snuff for further contact.

>>37648960
wicky dicky boipussi want benis
please respondje

>>37650284
WHAT A CUNT LOLOLOL

Eugene anon, are you around?

>some guy sent me an email
>don't know how to reply

Damn I'm such a socially retarded person

>>37650571
>spent 4 hours shifting through mail for a legitimate message and marking pins for ignoring
>find the non-thirster pins and make an active attempt myself
>all i get back are very short or curt messages
>oh well guess they don't want to talk
>"waaaahh why did she ghost me?!"
Everytime.

I've been on the map for a month and no one messaged me yet~ ;w;

Questions to all fembots on the map:
>How many messages to you get per day, on average?
>How widely distributed are the men messaging you, geographically?
>What percentage of the men messaging you open with a plea for pussy/a relationship?

where's that catfish anon who was going to post his findings

>>37651835
Would like to know. Just switched gender for research purposes myself.

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no one emails me in these threads
i'm just lonely

>>37640389
>tfw message someone in my city
>don't know how to actually start message
>send just aaaaaaaaaaaaaah
I CANNOT FUCKING BACKDOWN NOW. THAT WAS SO AUTISTIC PLEASE IF YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, I'M SORRY.

losers

origami

>>37651961
Did you only send it to one person? I just got that message on two of my catfish accounts.

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>>37651961
>send just aaaaaaaaaaaaaah
ha, oh man dude, this can't be real.

>>37652033
Yes only one person.
>>37652050
I'm 100% serious.

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>>37652110
I believe you, but for your sake I was hoping it was fake.

Was it an email? Was that all that you wrote?

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>>37652132
It was not. Please don't insult me any further. It's currently 8:46

>first message from many anons was asking my exact location

thats sort of creepy

Someone messaged me what do

>>37652299
Tell them to suck your cock.

>>37652299
Give it to me that one belongs to me it's not fair

>>37651066
80's a correct number actually.

Globally if they're to be believed not all have pins.

About 90%.

>>37651835
Compiling.

>>37652567
So if we take your numbers as an average, the average guy emails about 8 women? Daily? How Indian can you get?

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>>37652567
>90% of /r9k/ are thirsty betamales

I thought it'd be higher

Please. Someone. Anyone. Help. I need someone to contact me I'll even take a ghost at this point just one message please. I'm on the brink of installing Grindr at this point and I'm not even gay. Just one message please and I'll be alright for the rest of my life I swear.

>>37653168
>begs for conversation
>didn't post any contact

Sorry Anon, I am not licensed to care for the mentally challenged.

>>37653168
>asks for contact
>no info at all

ok

>>37653168
>I'm not even gay
Don't lie in my internet

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>check my shithole country Colombia
>Only three or four anons far as fuck away from me in the capital city

This country is literal hell to be a robot

>>37653503
>This country is literal hell
Fixed that for you.

>tfw no female robots anywhere in New England
O-okay.

>>37647048
how to spot a normie in one go
oh look at that found em all ready

>>37648960
dajh ma kal viiip dos von klidkfkjgdsgs won du wa?

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What in the fuck is this?
What in the fuck even is this fucking city and the surrounding area it just fucking normies that even state they are normies or failed normies.
Ayy fucking lamo at the people here

>tfw robots are within walking distance

>live in non english country
>write in english
why not just ur own language

>>37654281
Annoying and i already have my english keyboard hooked up.

>>37654281
To make it easier to moderate the map against fake info or some shit like that

>only person near me is a bisexual male with the typucal zeemaps bio of 'i like anime cuddling and vidya'

this board needs to be washed in flames

>>37654490
Says the megacancer himself.

>>37654518
may be cancer but at least it isnt asscancer you flaming faggot

Has anyone actually talked to any of the femanons here

>>37654594
Yes there have been successful meetups and relationships already. They are definitely rare and finite resources so if you missed the boat, only despair remains.

>>37640389
>deleted my marker like a week ago because someone actually messaged me and i'm too autistic to actually talk to people
>the guy next to me deleted his too
I feel responsible somehow. At least the guy who friend requested me added his own marker now.

I think I accidentally deleted someone's pin. Also is this a new map? My pin isn't on here.
also I'm in Bellevue, Washington

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>>37654628
>talk to femanon on map for one night
>she's cute and fun to talk to
>have to get up early next day
>tell her that I enjoyed meeting her and look forward to talking more
>she agrees and basically says the same
>go to bed
>get up the next day
>she left me a message hours after I said I was going to bed telling me she was killing herself and appreciated me being nice to her on her last day
>says I was the only one that was nice to her and didn't try to creep on her immediately
>says she wishes she could've met me sooner

Oh.

>>37654734
Obituary, or you're lying.

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>>37654734
sounds like you got ghosted anon

>>37654734
Don't feel bad, she was probably just attention whoring.

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>>37654490
Which one, that might be me.

>>37655084
its probably not you. every marker has that description

I've sat since 2:00AM considering whether or not I should add a pin. It's 5:35AM now and I finally convinced myself to add it.

>>37655248
what a pussy
lolz

>>37640389
>baiting robots with a fake map

there's nothing more low that giving false hope

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>>37655224
>mfw that doesnt describe me

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Tfw it is 1 AM in sopa de macaco land and I have to wait until morning to try and find robots near me

>>37655224
I'd like to know anywaydesu

>got drunk and messaged the only gaybot nearby cause they seemed the least normie
Fucking why?!

>Just gave some bullshit philosophical answer to some guy who can barely type to "what's your dream ?"

Was I too autistic?

>Good question, I like the word goals better. I'm not sure I view the following as a goal though, more of an axiom from which behavior and goals stem from. The question that's asked is: How do we conduct ourselves in the world? So my behavior should be an answer to that question. What I want to do is maximize my utility. There have to be things that you are good at. If you're good at something you may as well utilize that talent, or skill, in a way that does something meaningful rather than something meaningless. The only something that has meaning is goal oriented behavior, it is the only way that I know to attribute legitimate meaning to an action. Why was an action meaningful? Because it has a purpose, the act of contributing to the accomplishment of a goal. So in "maximizing my utility" I am able to do a lot of things for a lot of people, and am able to make all behavior goal oriented. In addition, I think that in providing utility, other more selfish goals can organically manifest themselves, so I'm not acting selflessly all the time. I do that because I think the answer to the question of how to conduct ourselves, is to live with meaning. The alternative is nihilism and listlessness and we know the consequences of that just by looking at /r9k/ :^). At the same time, this is only half the answer, we also want to avoid suffering, and some of my behavior and goals stem from the desire to avoid suffering.

>>37655860
Fuck him, literally.
Breed his boipussy.

>>37655902
Thats disgusting and i hate flamer lisping types which he comes across as.

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fucking get your shit together untied serpent

>>37655888
The end is on point but you do meander a lot.

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I wish someone would message me..
dynamo

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Part 1

>Be me
>Not real friendships with anyone because annoying personality that can't get fixed without real friendships
>Lost hope in anything, moving along just because my family asks for it
>Bored and lonely as always
>Same expressionless face because depression and reduced affect display
>Get to know some weird group
>Common tastes in everything
>"Hey, this is cool, I better not fuck up this time"
>Befriend them
>Some of them had conflicts with other people from the group so they splitted it out
>Don't really give a shit everyone seemed cool for me
>Stay more with one group than the other
>3 months later
>We get to know each other IRL
>2~3 months full of glorious times meeming, editing and learning how to make stupid videos and more, playing videogames
>Almost can laugh normally again
>Studying properly again
>Can feel alive again
>Feel how is actual fun
>Some of them can't agree with others again
>They splitted the group again
>Everyone gets stressed because of it and college
>Don't really give a shit again because I didn't really knew the other part of the group
>Not too much talk after that, fun stayed but not as much as before
>Lack of money because of jewish tricks
>Internets needs to get cut for 1 month
>Get back
>Very late with everything but catch up in almost a week
>Cool friends are quite busy now
>Play cs:go ranked until late night with them
>Really fun, we laugh at almost anything
>I fucking suck and my new internet connection too
>They get a little annoyed because of it
>Feeling bad but they say that I shouldn't worry
>X sounds displeased
>Feel that something bad is going to happen
>Try to not play with them too much and talk less stupid shit because personality
>Ended up playing anyways
>Fucking suck at it again
>One of them gets really angry with me
>Headshots me so I can't play in that round
>"Haha wow anon, he's quite mad but is understandable because of your skill"

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>>37656783


Fact:
X is always carrying us, specially me

>Stay quiet
>Lost connection
>Reconnect just when we fucking lost
>Heard that X was annoyed as fuck
>"Hey X"
>"Fuck off"
>Get blocked
>Go to cuckbook
>Told him that he doesn't need to leave the server, I can stop playing with him if he wants

More facts: The server is our main way to communicate with each other, I'm still new to everyone in a lot of aspects and X is really important, like a constant or some shit

>"Dude, leave me alone, you're so irritating"
>Get blocked in everything
>Already know exactly how this will end
>Group tells me that It's fine, they will not witch-hunt someone because X got angry
>Try to think in something that will not generate more discussion or worse like splitting the group again
>Leave almost every way to communicate with them so X joins again to the group
>Success, everyone is fine now
>None of them talks to me
>Get back to usual lonely life

They never needed me I guess, I didn't leaved a hole there because I was just something extra, a DLC or something like that.
I was always the one that interacted with them, seems like they never searched for me the way I did with them but It's okay, no one deserves someone this irritating in their lives.

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>>37656783
>>37656814

God fucking damnit I can't even leave the reply into the proper thread, fucking kill me.

>>37656889
Everyone's laughing at you anon!! Just kidding we've all done this. Guy sounds like a right prick though.

>>37654490
Are you actually this autistic or is this act ironic? I'm genuinely curious.

>>37655224
>every marker
Not mine.

>>37655888
You know, one of the key symptoms of autism is being unable to read the emotions and intentions of other people.

So to answer your question: li'l bit much bud

>>37640389

i wish i could find a girl near my city...

hngnhngnh

>>37657888
Wow, can you read the emotion of this sentence for me? Is he happy or sad?

>Whats your dream man , what do you live for ?

>>37657911
he wanted to smash and was hoping your answer was "a dick in my ass"

>>37640389
finally im not the only robot in Fulda yeah

Eastern European bots, report in!

Thread needs to live. I got no responses yet...

>>37659315
which marker is yours? i will respond

I had to remove my marker
I felt too stressed to talk to other robots 1:1

>Iceland
>Northern Norway
>Japan
>Kamchatka Peninsula
Pretty comfy

>tfw no cute robot traps in my country
>tfw all traps/trans I've encountered on Tinder are full blown normies
>even if there were robot traps, they would probably be ugly because latinos aren't as attractive as caucasians

No one in paris ? :(

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>That Maastricht marker changed himself from "fembot" to "bot"
What a fag

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where the FUCK are my brisbots REEEEEEE

>every new pin is either a child, a le ironic normie, or someone looking to fuck
>new pin is literally all 3 plus he's in his edgey phase

>>37660816
>two pins near me
>one dude is a turboautist I've already met from another board, he even basically copied my description for whatever reason when I changed my pin
>another dude just looking for some girl to fuck

I don't even know why the fuck I am even trying.

to the bananaman in st. petersburg

i kek'd

>>37660816
>child
do you mean underage or just younger than you
>normie
did they mention more than vidya and anime in description?
>edgy phase
explain

post pin
Get called normie based on the few interest
Dispite being a khv with no friends
People I talk to call themselves robots but have had gfs/bfs or had sex once or multiple times

are most pins just robot roleplayers?
should I just remove interests (e.g. anime vidya, shows Im into, what I like to do around the house when not doing anime or vidya)? I initially posted them to give people a better idea about me but instead they are just making assumptions

>>37660262
Near brisbane. Where abouts are you?

>>37661065
Please don't make your pin less interesting. I blacklist everyone who does that short "find me on kik" bullshit because they're usually vapid. It would be nice if you had other hobbies besides video games / anime listed though

The problem is that it's just filled with normans and kids desu.

where my Belgium fags at? I'm the guy from Hasselt, anyone wanna meet up?

>>37640389
>tfw no qt boi to give u cummies
3:<

>>37661333
nice trips
I indeed to , Im into blacksmithing and do some in my spare time in a shitty forge I put together, running for fitness and fun (plus it gets me out of the house) surfing&snowboarding, like I said I get labelled a "normie" because of this even though 90% of the time I am alone along with the kissless virgin no friend stuff.

have you had any good conversations anon?

>>37662173
>have you had any good conversations anon?
Yeah, 2. I'm a Male (male) so I don't get thirsty beta mails, but one was a lonely girl, the other was a lonely boy. Neither were very interesting people, though. Just lonely kids lost in life.

>>37662334
>Neither were very interesting people, though. Just lonely kids lost in life.
I think you're not aware of what site and board you are currently browsing.

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>>37662362
I'm all too aware. I've been here a long fucking time.

>>37662515
Well, I don't know what you expected then.

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>tfw live in balkans and bi
>tfw sea of blue normieness around me

daily reminder you literally CANNOT be a robot if you're western European

>>37662527
I didn't expect much. I already have a few close friends, so I just put up a marker in case someone wanted to talk during my hikki hours.

I wasn't criticizing them for being lonely and lost, though. I've been that way too. But they weren't ready to get better.

Both of them wanted someone to cling onto and I don't have enough hours in my day to play therapist for kids in adult bodies.

W-who is brabotrap I am also a trap in your city

>>37662627
>I wasn't criticizing them for being lonely and lost
>*proceeds to insult them*

You sound pretty normie

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I'm the femanon who put up the one in Wichita- is there anybody else?

>>37662595
go eat potatoes, subhuman mongolian

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>>37662662
I appreciate the (You)

>>37662655
I don't think I was too insulting. Being able to recognize your own flaws as a person is important to being an adult. That's why I didn't consider them "grown" even though they were of legal age.

>>37662702
You couldve just said that instead of being insulting. That being said you definitely are in the wrong place if you expected anything more.

>>37662694
I wish that Northern Europe wasn't seen as Western

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>>37662728
I suffer from the chronic condition of "being an asshole", Anon. People in their late 20s don't come here because they're nice. They do it because they don't know how to do anything else.

I may not be expecting anything, but you lose if you don't put yourself out there at all. That's why I put up a marker.

Tri State area where ya at

Wien reporting in, neuer Marker Belvedere

>>37640389

>visit zeemaps
>see a few people in my area, not close but within driving distance
>see a couple other robots and a couple other fembots
>get anxious and close the window
>its a vicious cycle

>>37662777
it's more a living standard thing than anything, scandinavia has its own set of stereotypes that are both positive and negative

unless you mean like Latvia/Estonia, if yes then you're honorary slavs

>>37662777
Non european here what do europeans or mainly northern europeans think about the rape capital of europe sweden?

>>37662852
what if I am _Finlan_

>>37663055
As a neighbour it is sad to see. It was expected, they have been the most naive people for too long and are forced to wake up.

>>37640389

>no markers in delaware

Fuck this state.

>>37650330
hoi, ben net thuis

>>37663198
you're not as bad as the others, if anything the autistic chronic antisocial personality disorder everyone suffers from is nice in its own way

you're still a west european fuckboy living life on easy mode though, perkele

>>37663055
>>37663215
Same as this dude. We've taken a lot of mudslimes, shitskins and sandniggers in here too, but I'm grateful that most of them just wanted to pass through to get to Sweden. God bless.

>>37663258
>>37662641
Is that you or are you someone else?

>dude pops up in my general area
>he just want to pop drugs, visit raves and do other weird shit
I am honestly not sure if someone like that sounds like he belongs here

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>>37663287
>pass through to get to Sweden

>>37663292
ik ben >>37648960 maar niet de andere sorry

>>37663336
S-so you're not in
T I L B U R G
I
L
B
U
R
G
?

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>check Finland
>only 7 people
You'd think we would have more robots

>>37663352
nope sorry ben in maastricht

>>37643904
Exactly why I won't bother..

[dasd]

>>37663400
>limburg
wiew

>nothing but straight dudes and one chick in Texas
Sounds right

I figured at least ONE gay dude in Austin at least, but whatever.

>>37663399
ropotti too tired to zeemap here

Met up with a nearby britbot last night, went to a bar and had a good chat about movies and internet privacy amongst other things. He couldn't handle his drink, fell down some stairs, called an ATM a nigger, and when I left him alone for a bit he managed to get in a fight which he didn't remember happening. Good night overall.

>>37663310
Ich hoffe du bist nicht der Typ mit den stereotypischen Hobbies von wegen Anime, Vidya usw.

Nur weil ich nicht deinem Weltbild eines Robots entspreche heisst das noch lange nicht das ich keiner bin

What's even the point of putting a marker if you don't live in the UK or USA.

>>37663742
But it does mean that, German anon. If you like partying and going out in public, you're not a robot

>>37664012
people are desperate for love

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>There is a robot literally within 1km from my home living in a place I go around almost every day
Ostrava, CZ

>>37664047
The mere act of liking those things do not make you a robot. Humans are social creatures, yes I know some people may have put themselves under the delusion that they as an individual are not (unless someone actually has a mental disorder). You wouldn't be looking for people to talk to on this thread if this weren't the case.

Robots IMO are people that have little or no social interaction in their day to day lives, they don't feel like they fit into society.

Being a robot isn't a permanent state, trying new things might benefit you and even if they don't at least you got an experience out of it.

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>only one (1) pin in my shitty isolated archipelago in the middle of nowhere
>it's a "hmu lol" pin with no details whatsoever and we're not even in the same island

>>37664259
liking those things does make you a fucking normie, fuck off
shallow degenerate people and frivolous spending of money on booze.

a definitive prerequisite for being a robot is your form of escapism being introverted hobbies like videogames and anime

going out clubbing is the escapism for normies and failed normies, fuck off.

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Tfw when nobody is even in the same country, and the only bordering country has someone over 1,400 km away through a closed border

>>37660816
>>new pin is literally all 3 plus he's in his edgey phase

Which pin?

>>37664763
Iktf. Where are you from, anon?

>>37665665
Living in Armenia right now, wbu?

>>37640389
ROMANIA
O
M
A
N
I
A
careva?
in distanta se aude ecoul

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>>37654734
When did you get this message? I got one like that recently, similar setup (at night plenty after I went to bed for work). Sounded less serious, but same kind of statement, mixed as a joke or something.

I sent a similar response, plus some other stuff, but haven't received one back.

I chatted with someone else a lot recently too, and they haven't gotten back to me when they said they would.

Perhaps we're both ghost-magnets.

tfw no one in montreal
say hi pls

Remove North Korea pin. @OP >>37640389
@Admin

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>>37663399
both finland and norway has more robots than denmark, even though denmark has a bigger population

>>37666307
Denmark is just leftover germans who pretend to be nordic

>getting ghosted and blocked by femanons

wew, it still hurts every time

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>finbot near me
>autism like me
>same meme in description
it is a miracle!

I refuse to believe there aren't more robots in Albuquerque...

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Any more anons in the RTP area? Preferably closer to Durham.
Or any Burlington anons?

Bumpan da thread

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>>37656814
I can relate to you. I have no friends. I played Rainbow Six: Siege for a while, and I met someone in a ranked match. I think he thought I was funny/good or something, and invited me to join his group with the other guy that was there. This was in Jan/Feb of this year. Captain will be referred to as 'A', Co-Captain as 'B'. Note that 'B' is bisexual/gay.

>Play game with new group almost daily for hours on end, for months.
>Become the sage of the group since I am older than everyone, end up becoming the one that helps them to not fuck up their personal lives.
>Think a bond is settling in, things are nice, and I finally have people to hang out with. Even get normie Kik so we can IM to play or whatever.
>Another person (to be referred to as 'C') is invited, is gay.
>Become sage/pouting bucket to C. Messaged in the early mornings on IM to cry to me about mental illness type shit.
>Group continues to play games, we all have fun.
>B and C start having fluctuations in mood/activity.
>A occasionally drops off the grid.
>Things come back. However, B and C start playing privately in the public comms.
>Ignored and pushed to the side for random guests to play by themselves in private calls, not in the group chat.
>I have a breakdown from being ignored

try to ghost the team and just leave it all, delete everyone, but A still messages me freaking the fuck out, crying and shit.

>Come back. Told B and C were upset too. Feel they didn't really care, but drafted up some messages to them trying to explain how I felt. Got a surprisingly heartfelt response from B, C seemed relieved or something. I guess they both thought they had something to do with it. Sure, they did, but it was on me too. I didn't expressly put blame on them when explaining either, because that doesn't lead to anything.

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>>37666966
Thinking they wouldn't respect me after all of this. Didn't know what they thought of me after opening myself up to them.

>B stops messaging me entirely, only responds to the others sometimes, or to C. C doesn't IM me in the morning anymore. Maybe, MAYBE sends me a fucking meme once in a blue moon.

>Confirmed month or two after by A that B is infatuated with C. I had thought so, but didn't get confirmation by anyone until then.

A had been getting busier and busier. Start thinking I'll just ghost the group except for him since they stopped including me entirely. and only hang out with him if he wants to since he was always nice to me. A privately messaged B using a cover-up to figure out if B even liked me anymore. Gets the response 'neutral', saying it was to describe that we had 'no conflicts' or something.

Now:
>Nobody is talking anymore. Occasionally, someone will post some inane Tumblr meme or a fucking furry, shit like that.
>B and C changed their Kik profile pictures to two furries kissing (one snip for each person). Don't say anything beyond that. A knows nothing.
>Can't even talk to A anymore.

Now the group is just in limbo.

"Big brother"
"Like a dad"
"Helped me get over _____."
"You care about the team."


I have come to terms with the whole ordeal. I'm just going to let the group go on, silent, until I can clean myself from all communications with them without A flipping his shit again.
They never truly cared in the end.

>>37643810
>>37643904
>>37663418
>am OP
>still no friends

Any of you Florida anons up for anything?

>>37664444
You are missing the point, I don't drink I don't go partying but that doesn't mean I wouldn't be willing to try it

You can be introverted in social environments as well

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>>37666989
I should mention, I did try to push for games myself, but B would say he was going to play single-player games. C started slinging around another peer group whenever I'd come by, or go private with B and/or another individual.

Funny, if B and C are dating, then C's net lover from Italy probably doesn't know. Don't know if B even knows.

It's too much. Too much drama. I just wanted to play videogames.

I messaged some Japanese anons

Just added new marker in Poland.

Contact me if you want.

>>37667101
Not that anon but to be honest you kinda sound like a would be rapist from your description anyway. I guess that doesn't help either.

>>37658269
reporting in Poland

This thread has been bumped.

I messaged to the other Israelis anon and they didn't message me back

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>>37646422
Move to Lawrence or KC, man. 316 is a hole.
I grew up near Wichita, and still go there on occasion to visit family, and every time I'm shocked at how trashy and sprawled out it is.

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>>37669884
Lawrencefag here
fuck off we're full
LFK shitters are the worst
this flyover state should become inland ocean again

>>37667135
Same. Japanon in Hokkaido is a pretty cool guy who helps me with correcting my moonspeak. Stick with that look and attitude and you'll pull all the weeb pussy in the States man.

>>37640389

>Add nearest person to me
>It's a 16 year old girl
>Have a good conversation, discuss writing, send her some of mine, she says she loves it >She says she's into fashion sends me pic of herself
>Send her a pic of myself back
>"oh, you're not white"
>"is this a joke? I'm quite racist"

White people can't be robots

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>>37670652
>16 year old girl
So here you are, online, having a conversation with what you believe to be a 16 year old girl.
Would you like to explain yourself, anon?
P.S. I'm not white either.

pls give white bf

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>>37670724
I'm technically white.
That do anything for ya?

>>37670744
>technically
only if you're jewish and like trannies