Times where you impressed your teacher/class

Wow, you've had a moment of non-embarrassment at school? Gtfo normiefag, I've only almost shit myself from embarrassment.

>>37633060
Teacher teaching a pseudo intellectual bull shit class thinks your pseudo intellectual bullshit answer was gold....SHOCKING

I'm in a television screenwriting class and I've seen just about every TV show in history because of my deep depression and lack of a social life so I often impress people with my knowledge about TV.

You sound like a huge faggot desu.
I bet you just daydreamed about this scenario.

>>37633060
>in latin class
>teacher's talking about the roman empire
>he says Hadrian ruled at the hight of the empires territorial extent
>blurt out it was actually Trajan and call him an imbecile
>his face gets red and he has to google it
>he sees I'm right
>kids start looking at me
>i hear one kid say "fuckin nerd"

>>37633060
>>"there is no such thing an anarchy, because we live in an anarchist world. the structures that are in power now, are in power because they won in the anarchist free for all. if you desire anarchy, look around - you have what you desire"
>>teacher's jaw drops, class starts applauding

I guess that either never happened or your teacher is completely fucking retarded because there is no "anarchy free for all".

Anarchism is based on free association, not competition.

>>37633174
Used to happen to me all the time when I was younger, I was a huge fucking historyfag.

>>37633183
>anarchy
>gubberment by lack of gubberment
This is like saying free will doesn't exist. I hope you die young. And if you have kids I hope they die before the age of 10.

>>37633220
same, i was always quiet in school except during history class.

>>37633133
It is a valid point though..........

>>37633060
in philosophy class
>talking about different forms of government
>some kid talks about how anarchy is the best option
>professor asks me what I think
>panic, have no idea what to say, just say the first thing that comes out
>"taxation is theft"
>teacher's jaw drops, class starts applauding

>>37633232
>being this upset over nothing

whew lad

I don't even believe or care in anarchism anymore, all I did was point out how everyone in OP's story is gay and stupid.


"free for all" is capitalism, not anarchism.

>in philosophy class
>talking about different forms of government
>some kid talks about how anarchy is the best option
>professor asks some kids what he thinks
>he visibly panics and spouts some bullshit about how desire is anarchy
>we all realise he is autistic and applaud him for being brave enough to leave the house
>go back and fuck 10 stacys in my bachelor pads

>>37633259
No it's not. Here's why.
>there's no such thing as anarchy
Ok so it doesn't exist
>we live in an anarchist world
What? I thought anarchy didn't exist.
Contradictions are a good indicator of pseudo intellectual bullshit.

>>37633343
The world exists as a time series, dude.

It's perfectly possible for the statements "we live in an anarchist world" and "anarchy doesn't exist" to be true.

If the original state of the world was anarchy, but out of the clash of forces unleashed under anarchy our current systems inevitably arose, and there is no going back...then both statements are true.

There, I just summarized Hobbes for you. That'll be $3.50.

>be 7
>everyone in my class had a maths test (we weren't told why we were taking the test)
>test was pretty easy. it was just a load of multiplication and shit
>two weeks later, my mom goes into my school to talk to someone
>i have no idea what the fuck happened
>mom says "hey anon. that maths test you took. you got 100% on it. well done"
>15 years later
>now 24
>ask mom if she knew what that test was for
>"oh. it was some scholarship thing. they did the test to see if any kids were smart enough to get a scholarship to some private school. they wanted you to do more tests"
>"WTF MAM. WHAT?"
>"yeah. i didnt want you going to some private school. you might have ended up weird"
>"MOM I AM WEIRD. YOU SHOULD HAVE LET THEM DO THE TESTS. I COULD HAVE GONE TO A PRIVATE SCHOOL AND MAY HAVE BEEN A DOCTOR OR SOME SHIT BY NOW"

>>37633060
This legitimately happened to me. I'm not trying to shitpost my way to reddit gold on r/bestof4chan with a screencap like faggot OP.

I was in my politics 101 class and the teacher was talking about different kinds of economic systems and while talking about communism she said that it was absolutely incompatible with Democracy and no free state had ever been Communist.

Now that really made me think "what did she mean by this?"

I sat there and raise my arm and waited for her to acknowledge me

"Yes?"

"Well in 1970 Chile held free and fair elections and elected Salvador Allende who was a full-fledged self-proclaimed Marxist. He served three years before he was assassinated in a CIA-supported coup d'etat"

"..."

she expelled me for disrupting and then I dropped her class like I dropped knowledge on her ass that day.

>>37633100
>>37633133
Double dubs speak truth.

>in sex ed class
>sexy female teacher asks what sexy positions we know
>start listing them
>can see her biting her lip
"W-would you care to give a *sexual moan* physical demonstration anon?"
>unsheath my massive cock
>the class audibly gasps
>fuck her in every position for over 3 hours
>class are in awe
>cum on her face
>I quip
"Well I think that about covers it, both sex ed and her whore face"
>the class applauds
>chad looks furious

>>37633438
>barely over 30% of the electorate
>Bourgeois marxist
>train workers strikes

i believe your story anon, I also believe you are a faggot

>>37633330
them fucking digits nigger

>>37633421
Wrong kiddo.
>no such thing as anarchy
This implies it never existed. You're talking about something once existing but no longer: extinction. If that was what OP meant he would've said "anarchy is extinct" or "anarchy doesn't exist anymore". Also did you even read the OP? His conclusion was the world we live in is anarchy. Yet he states anarchy has never existed. Try again kiddo. That'll be 3.50 for the schooling I just have you.

>>37633421
>If the original state of the world was anarchy

Anarchism is the rejection of a state, not the lack of one.

>>37633488
I never said that I was a marxist myself, alt-snowflake.

>>37633429
Well shit anon. I had a similar experience when I was 8, but not as brutal.

>>37633421
If anarchy doesn't exist then the world isn't anarchist anymore. Therefore it's not an anarchist world, EVEN IF IT ORIGINALLY WAS.

That'll be 3.50 kiddo

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>politics class
>teacher asks what I think of the US government system
>I say I think we should go back to a monarchy
>everyone laughs
>it wasn't a joke

>>37633438
You should have gotten her expelled from teaching.

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>>37633551
Thomas Hobbes / 10

>>37633183
>taking a meme copypasta seriously

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>in philosophy
>say some bullshit
>stump everyone because everything in philosophy is opinion
>post cringy story on 4chan
>and his name... Was Albert einstein
Mfw

>>37633502
That's absurd.

If the state is the inevitable result of anarchy, then we are living in a phase of anarchy.

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>>37633060
Happened a few times but then I always manage to fuck it up

>be 9th grade social studies
>teacher asks what day the beginning of mankind would be on compared with all life on Earth
>people guess a few different days
>I say December 31st because I'm not retarded and I understand how little human life compares with amount of time life has been developing
>class and teacher are amazed because none of them could get it and they all think I'm stupid
>Teacher asks how I knew that
>I meekly say "I guessed"
>everyone laughs at me

Heres another time
>be 9th grade english
>we're gonna start reading a book about the chinese communist revolution "Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress"
>teacher asks general questions about it
>im the only person that answers any
>Latino guy asks how I know what the little red book is
>tell him its basic fucking world history and that I'm amazed no one else knows
>everyone gets angry at me

This is the last one I can think of and its the one I'm most ashamed of
>be 12th grade now
>taking AP Economics
>about to begin 2nd semester unit on macroeconomics
>teacher does a quiz on it to see how much we already know
>Jokingly says if we get 15/20 right we get automatic A's for the semester
>I get first 5 right
>everyone amazed
>then I get a couple wrong and everyone forgets about me
>I ended up getting 17/20 but I didn't say because I was still calculating while he was asking if anyone got it and was too beta to afterwards go up and say I did


>>37633244
>>37633220
>>37633174
At least people thought you guys were smart. Everyone thought I was retarded because I talked a bit slowly, didnt always do my hw, and acted very spontaneously in hopes that it would somehow get me friends (it did eventually but not the type of friends I originally wanted, though I'd probably fucking die for these lads now).

>>37633577
Nah that would've made me end up on Infowars or Breitbart news or something as Le Cultural Marxist Actual Nazi SJW and then a bunch of frogposters on twitter would've mailed fleshlights to my mom or something

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>mfw I attempted to redpill the class in high school and people literally fucking booed

>>37634004
p-please tell story

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>>37634004
When I did that on the muslims I actually got the juniors on my side while all the other seniors got into a shouting match with me and this one skinny cuck called me a racist. It was an econ class so no girls to mess with their heads either. It was right after trump gave his announcement on banning on muslim in a really liberal suburban highschool right outside of Philly. Honestly among the proudest moments I've ever had.

>>37634133
You have to be over 18 to post on this website.

I have not been muted for 2 seconds because this comment is original

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>>37634161
I am 19 nigger this was last year.

>>37634133
no wonder you're on here kek

>>37634376
>can't even drink in his own country

nah you're still a kid.

>>37634444
What do you mean by that, also >>37633757 is me too.
>>37634485
Yeah that fucking sucks. I can literally legally get high on cough medicine but I can't buy a fucking beer. I wish I lived in England or Australia desu. There would be less niggers too.

>>37633429
Poor people lmao

Like crabs in a bucket sabotaging one another.

>>37633429
Single mother? Or was father just not around that much?

>in medieval history lecture
>talking about Charlemagne
>professor asked if anyone knows who Alcuin of York is
>I actually know
>first question that know-it-all prick in the front row doesn't raise his hand for
>I raise my hand for the first and last time and give the answer
>professor surprised, says he didn't expect anyone to know
>know-it-all gives me dirty look

I go through 99% of life feeling like a retard. Felt good to look smart for once

>>37633060
fuck off that didnt happen

Seems the only time I know an answer to a question is when nobody else knows. Most of them come from random experiences in my life.

>communication class
>have to read a neutral text as if it's the saddest thing we've ever heard
>"oh boy here we go"
>think about tfw no gf
>start reading on the verge of tears as my voice breaks on every line
>girl I'm partnered with starts laughing uncontrollably
>classmates look at me in awe
>some dudes start clapping
>girl asks if I wanted to be an actor
Little do they know I'm sad all the time so I don't need to act.

>>37634711
>tfw that tfw no gf allows you to impress duh girls
The fucking irony.

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>In primary school class reading book
>Meant to be listening to teacher
>I am a master at reading while listening to someone because of home life
>Teacher sees me reading and wants to prove a point
>Anon! Repeat what I just said!
>Class turns to look at me
>I fucking repeat his last 3 sentences
>Class turns to look at teacher
>His mouth is open in shock
>W-Well no reading in class until its time Anon

can only think of one

>psychology class
>professor is lecturing about coping mechanisms when faced with difficult situations or stress
>discussing hypothetical situations, professors asks what type of coping mechanism a dad can use when he finds himself extremely attracted to his son's girlfriend
>I shout "HIS HAND" pretty damn loud
>class erupts into laughter
>actually get kind of embarrassed
>professor tells me that's actually a legitimate answer and would serve quite well in that situation

>>37633133

Actually his point was very cogent. It's not a flawless argument, but it is an original thought. I'd never thought of it that way.

>>37633145
hello abed

>>37633174
I've had many moments like that with my teachers where they make some tiny little mistake and I want to correct them but I never do because I don't want to look like a wierdo.

>>37633757
American education lol. What a shithole.

>>37633174
>and call him an imbecile

>in womb
>talking about abortion
>some faggot doctor says abortion is the best option
>hear parents discussing it
>panic, have to survive, learn to use telekinesis
>"I am human and abortion will lead to the downfall of humankind."
>all the adults in the room jaws drop, protesters outside clap

>>37635104
>telekinesis

are u sure anon? teleKINESIS?

>>37635211

he wrote a message on the wall with a marker.

>>37635211
My bad dog. Never can get shit right.

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>sitting behind some kid who was talking too loud
>teacher told him to shut up and stand for being annoying
>begins arguing with the teacher for about 3 minutes
>he goes to sit down so I pulled the chair out under him
>he falls down on his ass and the whole class laughs
>get sent out though
>teacher lets me back in 5 minutes later and talks like she didn't really care that I did it

>>37634376
>these are the people who post on /pol/ and call you a cuck for disagreeing with them

>>37633438
>1970 Chile
>free and fair elections
Hahahahahaha, and I am also laughing at the failure of Allende's rule too