Ideal BF/GF thread

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just looking for a friend or a gf

Post those templates my dude.

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>>37632829
Here is the template from the last thread

>>37632820
you need to lose weight and shave

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Lets be friends anons

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Reposting my shitty self.

>>37632873
Kill yourself.
You're just like my ex, man I really wish I would have beaten her.

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Wait, are we posting what our ideal significant other would be, or ourselves in the hopes of finding someone?

Because this is ideal for me.

>>37632820
lose weight, shave, trans girls like me will love you

h3h3 hasn't made good videos in ages and is a reddit turbokike, and pcmr is objectively correct but autistic

>>37632900
What did your ex do anon?

>>37632873
>Didn't get enough attention last thread
Roasties these days.

>>37632518
If you're still willing to talk, I think I'd like to have that dull conversation.

>>37632938
>implying there's such a thing as enough attention

>>37632873
I would pop 100 normie girls into existence in exchange for your death

>>37632970
Am I really that bad? That's a pretty mean thing to say. What about me do you have a problem with?

>>37633001
>"my shitty self"
>Someone agrees with her
>"Am I really that bad? Come on now."
At least try to be subtler when you fish for compliments.

>>37632910
why should I care what a mentally ill fag thinks of me

>>37633049
>"Am I really that bad? Come on now."
It's not that, I was just curious as to what you didn't like specifically.

>>37632715
(posted this in another thread that got no attention)

This big black girl i know has been hitting on me hard lately.

She has a wonderful personality, all integrity and positive outlook, like a Mary Sue. She's thicc in all the right places too, and has a nice face.

I could totally ask her out, no problem, on an inexpensive date. Good odds of her letting me do her on first date too.

She's great for me, really, but I want a more varied experience with women before I settle down. I feel bad for keeping this Betty Cooper at arms length. I'm like one of those Stacy cunts :(
I really should ask her out. She knows what I'm like at this point, and still displays interest.

>>37633059
because you're attracted to them dumbass

>>37633072
heh, nope. just a random poster that wanted to call you OUT.

seeya in 10 years when gay death sets in, ya dumb fag! hahahahaha!!!!

>>37632873
post ur discord qt

>>37633099
ecks dee you got me good anon!

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>>37632715
lmao everyone posting themselves again

I gladly contribute to this degeneracy.

>>37632940
I am. Post contact info.

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Repost because, yeah...

>>37633115
Stop replying to me, please.

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repost from last nights thread

>>37633122
I have this throwaway.
[email protected]

>>37633135
I'd like your shitposts if you'll exchange contact info with me

>>37633135
Post that contact info so I can see your drawings and shitposting in private.

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>>37632715
seeking a gay male who views me as a gay male

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l just want a low energy gf

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>>37632715
Here's me from last thread, repost I guess

>>37633170
I would call you a faggot but since you want to be a faggot I don't know what to call you
A faggotess?

>>37633160
>>37633169
I'm a huge sperg but I'd love to talk with anybody right now, so uh, sure... post and I'll talk to you

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>>37633116
Guess I'll actually contribute to OP's thread.

Even though it's just me as a female.

>>37633225
h...homo

>>37633256
[email protected]

>>37633256
[email protected] Originally.

>>37633115
It's true though anon. This is why you don't fall for the titty skittles meme and only take t-blockers, so you can just become a relatively normal looking guy when you hit gay death instead of a disgusting freak with gyno tits

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total100%original

>>37633350
>pagan
>fag hair
>darkthrone
Top kek

>>37633307
>>37633332
uH i meant discord, mine is Spergysauce#6782

>>37633001
You're a living meme anon. A parody of a parody of "not like the other girls tee hee". I'm not the one who said the 100 stacies thing, but I agree wholeheartedly. I hope you're just young and stupid and will look back at these years cringing a few years from now, but then again you're a roastie so hope is bleak

>>37633307
>>37633332
this is the anons ideal gf it's not him lmao you fucking betas

>>37633425
But what specifically anon? I can't even improve if I don't know what to improve.

>>37633350
Contact maybe?

>>37633444
i have discord and kik, not posting them here but I can make a disposable email if you dont want to post usernames either

>>37632873
I think you'd level out a bit once you've had children.

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>I just want an insecure femanon to love me

>>37633486
I would appreciate that.

>>37633492
Wanna make me a mother, anon?

>>37633539
[email protected]

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Can I post my origano self?

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>>37633552
>Wanna make me a mother, anon?

YES YES YES YES YES YES

>>37633585
>furry faggot is back

Why haven't you killed yourself?

>>37633344
what's gay death


oregano

>>37633442
>I can't even improve if I don't know what to improve.
Stop trying so hard to fit in

>>37633609
Do me in the butt first at least plz before i die

>>37633628
I just want to be insulted more

>>37633637
I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole, unless it had something sharp or heavy on the end to knock you out with.

>>37633655
>knock you out

Aw it's no fun if the pain doesn't last just a little, fuck you anon desu

>>37633614
When a submissive/feminine gay man becomes too old to be cute. This usually happens around age 30, although certain males can last longer with hormones.

>>37633276
Well done anon. Fuck these /soc/ fags, not even knowing what these threads are for, just attention whoring

>>37633684
aaaa fuck i'm getting HRT next month I didn't plan for shit like that what do I do anon

>>37633696
Summerfags come and go. Robots are here forever.

>>37633071
>talking to a nigger
Leave now

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>>37632715
reposting.looking for people to talk with
12345

>>37632918
She wanted my attention, to see me every single day, she was fat, couldn't have sex (she needed surgery), was annoying amd had shit taste in video games, music and tv. Was turbo left wing ie gay rights, niggers were human ect (didn't really matter as she gave up on her politics for mine). She was obsessed with me and never left me alone, she cried a lot, overly emotional.
Just think about her makes me want to strangle something.

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>>37633761
This is best post in the thread. People need to stop posting themselves, that was last thread.

>>37633754
But I'm not fat or a lefty faggot and I like being alone.

uh where's my fembot gf thanks

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Uh yeah this

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>>37633772
>girls desperate for validation because daddy didn't love them
>boys desperate for sex because daddy didn't beat them

HAHAHAHAHAAHA
just point and laugh boys

>>37633852
are you this insecure that you need to project into others over the internet??

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oringiaaallI

>>37633841
So, how's Sweden?

>>37633909
I need me a timmies run

>>37633887
Are you one of the posters that's been triggered? The insecurities are pouring from the other side.

>>37632873
I simultaneously hate and am attracted to you. So yeah I'd definitely fuck

>>37633852
Dude what. Did you quote the wrong post or something.

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I was requested to make this and drop it here

>>37634040
Nah, you are just projecting

>>37634116
Me but with dark hair desu

>>37634116
...this is me.

original blox pls let me post

>>37634163
Not the same anon.
I don't think you fully understand the meaning of projection to be able to swing it around online.
If you're triggered, just say so. We can come up with a solution.

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hello! it's me again. i just thought i'd post this along with a throwaway skype. i had a couple people who wanted to chat with me the last thread and figured i could do y'all the courtesy of at least leaving some contact info. i'll stop clogging up the thread now!

>>37634215
now you are trying to paint yourself as the rational one, because you started projecting about people wanting attention. The only reason this chain of messages is happening its because it answers your cry for attention.

>>37634278
And you didn't even post it. Discord is better as well.

>>37633707
As hot as it is for a male to feminize themselves with hormones and become a cute femboy, please don't do it if you're a lonely virgin who started fapping to traps a while ago and gradually started wanting to be the trap. There's a 90% chance you aren't trans and just have a porn addiction and a fetish that's out of control. I used to be in your place and even ordered hormones from the dark web, but then I got a gf and never looked back and by that I mean I still want to be a qt girl sometimes but would never again consider becoming a tranny
If that's not the case and you're sure you want to be a qt girl, you have to really think about your options. Some traps can still be very qt for a while after 30, natalie mars for example is 33, but you have to have the physique and the face for that. Also consider that you'd most likely need facial surgery along the way and even vocal cord surgery if you really want to pass (this one is reversible, though very expensive). These together with the trap tits you'd get from hormones would just mean you can't really go back to being a male, and 40+ traps are not very cute. You can still look decent if you have the body for it, but your chances of still looking desirable are slim
here are some 38+ traps if you wanna look at them
https://www.ashemaletube.
com/models/?modelsearchSubmitCheck=FORM_SENDED&key=models&mode=model-search&filterCountry=&filterHair=&filterEthnicity=&filterEyes=&filterPenis=&filterBreast=&filterBirthday=1970&mode=model-search

It's not wrong for robots, cyborgs, and the like, to try and find others to love, but this is not the appropriate thread to do that in. The last thread was about posting yourself in the format of the "Ideal BF/GF" meme, but this thread is about posting what your Ideal BF/GF would be, or being witty about it. Don't do this, /soc/fags.

>>37634278
tfw this is literally me down to the hair, glasses, and all of the quotes but i hate movies

and i'm unavailable

>>37634303
>The only reason this chain of messages is happening its because it answers your cry for attention.

Not the anon you just replied to. But you literally described yourself.

How do you not see the irony of calling other people out for projection but than demonstrating your own pathological rationalizations are beyond me.

>>37632715
i am this gf desu

my boyfriend finds me insufferable. sigh.

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roast me bois
>>37632873
so far I'd probably only fuck you out of this thread, and even that's iffy

>>37634601
you stupid cunt, i never said i wasnt an attention whore.

>>37634699
Nice attempt to justify your own pathology by shifting the focus onto other people faggot.

Now go have daddy issues somewhere else.

>>37634378
>porn addiction and a fetish
i don't even masturbate desu
my voice is already super feminine with a little bit of work and I have the body
pretty sure i'm trans, thanks though anon

>>37634116
Me except no "Germany didn't start WW1, it was the Serbs

This went from a kinda funny kinda cute little image template to fucking cancerous circlejerking and thirsty pleas for pussy when people started to make themselves in these images.
Thirsty beta orbiterfags and retards that treat /r9k/ ruin another thing, no surprises there.

>>37634772
hahaha, you keep projecting you stupid cunt. Im not justifying it, but you coming here to "laugh" just makes you look even more insecure than us. Hence why i know you are projecting.

Would this chick be your Ideal body type for a girl?

http://imgur.com/a/YUV3x/layout/grid

>>37633937
Not even as a joke

>>37634929
no way fatty

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>>37634684
You seem real damn conflicted, but otherwise pretty sensible. Doesn't look like you're that degenerate. Might hang with.
>>37634116
I think /pol/ wants you back, maybe. History guys are cool though.
>>37633909
>milk in bags
>>37633746
Honestly your perfect girl is a trap. Or at least, the only """girl""" that will meet what you're looking for.
>>37633585
Holy shit stop with the :3
but jealous on the hips.
>>37633503
t r a d i t i o n a l


Here's me as well. Please rate/roast me.
im a filthy sodomite.

>>37634926
>Trying to find a partner on an anonymous image board in a thread that specifically asked you not to post yourself.

I would never sink to your level.

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Posting a girl I'd like to date desu

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>>37634929
Holy fuck, yes.

Why do you ask?

>>37634972
and here you are, helping to keep it bumped. You didnt think this through, right?

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>bearer of the autism
>seek memes, larger more powerful memes
>seek the frog, that is the only way
>lest this board swallow you whole, as it has so many others

>>37634962
AND HERE COMES THE /soc/ FAGS THAT FEEL THE NEED TO REPLY TO EVERYTHING.

Someone call the mods in this thread needs to die for a day.

>>37634976
Just curious

originality

>>37635006
You just keep losing and making it apparent how desperate and pathetic you are.

I never said I didn't enjoy laughing at what a complete loser you are.

>>37634976

Would fug but no relationship

>That mess

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>>37634973
cute drawing anon

>>37635010
>tfw no emerald gf
>tfw no doll gf
>tfw no firekeeper gf

why live

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l will have one of these, thank you.

>>37635058
this is my actual gf wtf who are you

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>tfw mallgoths don't exist anymore

>>37635042
you just cant let go about your own insecurities, this is why you need to have the final word. If you actually were here to laugh, you would just let us be. pretty transparent.

>>37635080
tell her i wanna be her friend

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>contact someone from here
>they ghost me after their first message to me

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I want a bf oreganoli

>>37635088
I just like seeing you squirm when you realize how pathetic you are.

So I agreed to go to some young style church with like singing and dancing with this christian girl I want to bang and I really don't want to go has anyone been to one of these things what the fuck is this going to be?

>>37634366
wow i'm so dumb! skype is live:anicetarantula
>>37634535
whoa cool! we should be friends, did you post one?

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I don't have much of an idea about who I am right now.

>>37634535
please be my unavailable gf

>>37634962
Yeah, I'm all over the place with sex but with most other shit I try to keep myself in check. "Discipline is the art of enjoying what you have."

>>37632715
Please mods annihilate this trash.

>>37635014
You know this place doesn't have to be the antisocial network, as the joke goes

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>>37635118
Uhh here's me
self-bumping my post kind of

>>37634929
Only if she's wearing a cow outfit. And I'd never admit to fucking her

>>37632820
you sound absolutely fucking insufferable

>tranny addicted h3h3 fag, unemployed and supports the republitards, fat, normie music taste

usually guys who post on here, i always wonder why theyre single. not you.

>>37635125
and you truly, actually, unironically need to post to do that? or did you want the attention?

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I'll have this plz.

>>37635227
It's too bad I'm not a sociopath and want to get married/have kids.

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dont bully pls its pretty much me

>>37633197
did you date me without me realizing it?

>>37633116
u schizo anon?

>>37633153
Is that you or who you're looking for?

Do fat nuts help earn Gf points?

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I do more than just bio but this was a very fun premise

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>>37635482
manic depressive my dude

but I also have manipulative daydreaming which is like schizo but you can distinguish it from reality

wbu?

>>37635058
Nah I didn't draw it, just saved it from another one of these threads.
Got a fembot's discord from it but I think she ghosted me after 2 days

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Despite being about a tall person you really only have to be taller than me. I just want someone big and tall and comfy that I can snuggle up under a blanket with and can cook with and sing and do outdoorsey things and make me feel smol and cute and not bad about being a gay dude and truly meaningful to him. And happy.

._ .

>>37635780
How tall, friendo? Your post seems like the one I wanted to do initially

>>37635780
damn. i'm a pretty good match to you. tall as well. how tall are you?

>tfw i'm 5'4"
>tfw will never have a gf

>>37635780
>tfw think this is super cute
>tfw also a chubby manlet
>tfw also also probably hundreds if not thousands of miles away from being able to meet

>>37635816
>>37635817
Your numbers made me laugh. 5'8" so more on the "tall" side for wanting to be small ;-; . I use to weigh 186 lbs but have basically starved myself down to 144. Im not like ribs showing anorexic but do have flat belly now. It took a lifetime's worth of concentration and now I really want it to pay off but so far no luck.

>>37635937
>5'8"
Anon that's not tall at all. We'll never be lanky buttbuddies now.

>>37636010
I believe he created his perfect BF, not himself. He probably could've made that more clear.

>>37635937
I'm sure it will pay off for you some day. That's actually an okay height considering you want to feel small. I'm 6'3 myself, weigh about the same as you though :P

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I want to meet her so bad

>>37635236
He doesn't sound that bad at all

>>37636068
Yeah. Dont want to be rude but it is an ideal thread. Op mentions last one was a self thread :S

>>37636111
Well shit, my bad then.

Good luck with the search, I'm 6'3" and smallness can definetly be appealing if you play it right.

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spiritual/hippie/mountain gf

>>37632820
>favorite movie Pulp Fiction
Turbo pleb

>>37635118
>>37635227
You seem really easy, be my gf.

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Here's my ideal BF. Gosh darn thinking about being ruthlessly teased gets me blushing dammit.

>>37636188
Thanks, I'll try
6'3 is tall enough where you could put your chin ontop my head :0

>>37633135
These can be found on the internet. Try mental health related forums

>>37634278
this girl exists and she rejected me

>>37636295
He seems nice, I hope you find someone like that,.

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>plays as the healslut in video games

Is there any hope for me, anons?

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>>37634973
>tfw this is mine too
>tfw i had it once
>tfw she left me over a lie someone told her

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reposting.

Originalio

>People have started posting themselves in ideal gf threads
Are you fucking kidding me? This ain't /soc/ you fucking retarded normalfags.
>>>/soc /

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I'll never stop posting my sheep.

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HA HA HA HA HA
FOOLISH SAMURAI ANON
AKU WILL BE YOUR "GF" FOREVER NOW

>>37636698
wow that's bretty cute desu.

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my dream gf!
I would do anything to have her.

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>a dysfunctional cyborg

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She doesn't exist.
That's okay, the drawing is enough.

>>37637137
never lose hope anonbot

>>37637148
I've come to terms with dying alone.

anyone else have trouble making these kind of things?

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>>37637362
i had trouble making one for me because i'm boring and i can't make one for an ideal GF because i'm not even sure what I want in a gf.

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>>37637137
I know a hand full of girls like this and all I have to is to ask them out and it drives me insane that I can't do it. And theres a chance that I might not get them. Might as well still wallow in my insanity.

>>37633197
>FDR
>terrible president
Get some fucking taste you swine.

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the point at which these became genuine attempts to describe an ideal partner was the point at which everybody should have stopped

this was only funny when people created weird esoteric shit like "clown college gf" or whatever
now it's literally just people describing themselves/their waifus and trying to solicit contact info from anybody who will read their garbage post

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>>37636726
yeah but is she EXTRA THICC

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i'll just post myself because i'm okay with most guys personalities, especially if they have masculine traits.

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God fights on the side with the best waifus.

>>37635118
>>37635227
Hey it's another daddy issues girl

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>tfw no scat gf
why is it so hard to find a perverted gf?

>>37637892
He was a lefty dictator faggot

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>>37633197
This is so me.... Organo

>all these faggots who post pictures of themselves
Please throw your computers out the window. Nobody fucking cares what you are like, you aren't going to find a bf/gf from these threads

>>37638621
its ok anon im just here to suss out potential orbiters

How many times do I have to tell you fucks, it's archetypal gfs not your laundry list of incoherent faggotry
Go to /soc/ if you want to find YOUR """"ideal""""

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I don't know why my image is kind of blurry

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me, origanol

>>37633197
This is me too, except for that weird belly rubbing thing.

>>37638777
You're fucking cancer.
Go back to /soc/

>>37638777
This is pretty much me, lol.

>>37638044
>I have a discord even though I have no console
????

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>>37637035
>Windows is the best

>>37638750
My last gf was exactly like this.
I want to die now.

>>37638812
I'm sorry
12345421

>>37638905
Well, that sucks.

Might be someone better out there for you, though, Anon.

>>37639033
I saw her today. I went stalking through her social media and found that she went to a prom with some chad looking motherfucker.

I am going to go live in the woods.

>>37635227
I have a feeling we'd get along really well. Contact?

>>37639107
You just want to have sex with them.
Don't lie. You don't care about anything other than the hole.

somebody kill me originally

>>37639131
Can we kill eachother? I just found a picture of my ex kissing another man, she hated kissing. I got the guns.

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posting my ideal GF

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>you'll never find your perfect gf

>>37639155
>>37639147
Why weren't these posted earlier! Fuck they're so ideal

>>37639113
Easy there, bitter virgin. I'm not that desperate to get laid, I simply want to talk to people I find interesting.
Maybe in a few years you'll know what it means to behave outside of hormonal urges.

>>37639255
You seem mad.
Be less transparent next time faggot.

>>37639270
I'm not mad at all, I'm just pointing out an obvious reality that seems to make you uncomfortable.
Are you projecting your own impediments? :)

>>37639143
bad idea, if we don't time it perfectly one of us survives

>>37632820
Dude your music taste is bomb af,movie is too fuckin notch,love how ya made this,,I'd love to chat away sometime,you remind me of my old friend that passed away years back,wanna hit up mate?

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haven't posted mine ina while

>>37633153
Shinji?
Originalimento

>>37634973
Hey I don't have to make a picture, now I can continue being a lazy piece of shit.

>>37638777
I'm guessing you're from Scandinavia?

>>37639720
what makes you think that ?
origonel

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Fuck finishing this, it just fills me with pain and memories of my ex.

>>37633197
>cooking for her
>feeder fetish
cuckold detected

>>37633170
>I spent 500$ on videogames
casual

>>37639780
EU, blonde hair, seems antisocial
It seemed fitting
Where are you from then?
(If I may ask)

>>37639812
fuck bro.. same
the nice long bath together and butterfly effect thing really hit me hard

you just have to let it go, man
I'm sure as hell trying

>>37633197
Trash political opinions. FDR was god tier.

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>>37639918
I know, my man. But it's too fucking much sometimes. How can I even let go when in theory, by the end of this year we would've moved in together ? And by christmas next year I would've proposed ?

I still have the separate account I set up, where I put in any meager amount I could dispose of, for some whatever non-diamond pre-40s ring ?

>inb4faggot

I just want to hold someone and be loved, desu.
I'm pretty extremely depressed and whatnot. Fairly intelligent, but with a slew of mental issues to go along with that. It sucks.

>>37639812
Pretty nice except for the cringy music stuff.

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why am I here again?

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>>37640102
Because you're a desperate, lonely faggot.
I want to cut you open, and play around in your blood.

>>37639887
uk
kjhkjkmnk

>>37633116
im bipolar too anon, but i think mine's milder come be my bf

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>>37640137
Good, when could we meet up?

>>37640170
Do you want to be friends.
I've never met anyone that understands me as a person and why I act the way I do.
It would be nice to get to know someone to relate to about it.

>>37640251
We can talk if you want to, but im not a girl

>>37640261
I guessed as much but you have discord?

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>>37640190
Sorry, can't take the time off work.

>>37640273
i have skype, but if you want to i can make a discord

>>37640282
an email would work too

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I'd make one but I'm fairly sure I'd just cry cause I'm fucking stupid.

>>37640362
sounds hot go for it

>>37640345
Downloaded a discord , PucciSmasher #6720 can you text on discord? i have no mic atm

>>37640388
cool my dude
looking forward to talking with you
it's 5:00 am here.. so have a good day or night lol

>>37640458
its 14 12 here so have a nice life (deathconsciousness ) ill talk to you when youre not sleeping or whatever

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>>37632715


>>37640383
Here.
Didn't cry, thankfully.

>>37636083
That's my sister.
I don't know how to deal with this post.

>>37640670
Be a man and ask your sister out you faggot

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>>37632715
The alpha mang you all wish you were

>>37640717
She is disgusted by incest, we talked about it before.

>>37640777
>we talked about it before
what did he mean by this

>>37633116
I'm crazy too anon, you must be really interesting to talk to. I'm kind of boring and don't have much time right now though.

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>>37640745
>Sicher ist der Jude auch ein Mann, aber der Floh ist auch ein Tier
fucking kek

>>37633153
Are you real? You sound like my ideal bf.Or did you just make one of your ideal bf. in that case, great taste.

>>37640847
It was while discussing a book she was reading, but apparently it despicted the incestous love of 2 siblings and she was grossed out by it.

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>>37632715
>tfw no gf like this
she left me

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These threads were more fun when they were all memes and it wasn't just another thinly veiled contact fag and attention whore thread.

>>37633841
I FUCKING TOLD YOU BEFORE YOU FUCKING GOTTA STOP WITH THIS STUPID FUCK NO DANISH PEOPLE EXCEPT FOR BRIAN.RANDERS.PNG AND NANNA LOUISE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK DE UNGE MOEDRE HEDDER DRIKKER SMAA SURE REEEEEEEE

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I'm sorry whoever made this but I'm taking her. She's mine now.

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Posting me oregani

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Posting ideal endgame nonexistant ;-; gf

please be mine

wait are you supposed to post your ideal partner or yourself?

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my dumb ass didn't read right and made it myself instead, redo later

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>>37641743
>Let's marry
Oh nononono
Let's not

>>37641785
You're supposed to post your ideal partner.
Some people missed the train to validate themselves in the last self insert thread, so they vehemently continue in hopes to receive attention. Disregard them.

>>37641791
I would even if its likely to end in disaster desu

>>37641743
Is it bad that I have a gf like this but want another girl who is like this even though i dont talk to other girls and i have everything i want ah

>>37641964
You can't find them. They don't exist.

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ideal bf seems too unreal

>>37642062
nothing unrealistic about that anon
Sure you can find one ~

>>37641998
I have one but am bored of her
But dont wanna leave because i dont wanna be a forever alone meme so i guess its best to kinda have someone

>>37642062
>sits through dog picture spam
Just had flash backs about the literal dozens of them I get my gf. They're so cute and yet so annoying

>>37642097
Do you live in the US and found her in uni?
If you're in Europe just give her to me.

Also fuck off normie

God every single one of these images is just fucking pathetic.

>>37636346
I like this. I usually play medic though so healer might be an issue :v

>>37640670
Give me her number (I'm the original poster of the image)

>>37632820
Do you live in Atlanta? We could be friends

>>37642062
all me

are you a girl or a gay?

>>37636295
Ohh wow this is almost me too bad I'll never get to meet someone like you. Oh well

>>37635058
>Tfw i know someone like that
>tfw i wanted her for an entire 2 semesters but she was an ass, so now i have 2 side bitches and im chasing a blue haired fembot.

Dont fall for the ideal gf meme
There are tons of chicks if you try.

>>37642768
Well never say never desu ~<3

>>37643039
>There are tons of chicks if you try.
Where exactly? I'm in europe so stop with the uni meme.

>>37643058

Parappa the rappa said it best

>"you gotta believe!"

>>37643143
Yeah you don't know what european schools are like. Fuck off burger. Americans CANNOT be robots.

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I just want to live a comfy life.

>>37643227
Listen to Dr dog's album fate. Comfy as fuck imo

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>>37643192
I understand where you are coming from, but some americans have no life and are robots.

Im on my way out of robotdom, and i couldnt feel better

>>37643292
Then those people don't try. Every american is single by choice. You people don't know how good you have it. You'd kill yourself the second you enter a european uni.
You were never a robot. Now fuck off and die.

>>37643266
Listening to it right now, thanks for the suggestion :)

>>37643324
Nah thanks, being a robot sucks, so have a nice day, and thank you for your participation in our conversation.

>>37643404
Fuck off failed normie burger.

>>37643418
Have a nice day, sir.

>>37643462
No fuck you

origirig

>>37643469
I said have a nice day my good man

>>37643502
No fuck you

origirigi

>>37642481
oh, yeah, sure!
do you have some contact info?
>>37636087
thanks, anon. c:

>>37636295
this is me, where are you from?

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>>37632873
>know female for a long period of time
>decent girl but a loner
>stop talking every once in a while over the years because of different reasons but end up talking again eventually
>greeted by a thing similar to this one about a year ago
>mfw
She started getting too close and clingy recently, told her she's human garbage and should an hero. Regretting every single word i said.

But, you really are human garbage and should an hero.

>>37642096
thank you for the hope <3

>>37642098
yeah I try to keep it to a minimum because I am afraid he'll get annoyed by them if I send too many.

>>37642682

girl

>>37641964
yeah that sounds bad

>>37643756
where are you from?

lll

>>37642062
Huh, that's me, only difference is that i'm becoming a welder, because edumacation is a meme, STEM fields are a even more of a meme and there's just no fucking work for people with college degrees.
The pay is really good and welders are in demand.

>>37643756
Do you have a Snapchat you can post?

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lots of shit taste ITT, why do you all have such low standards?

>>37635118
Lol you described exact sentences I've I've said to my girlfriends in the past

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>>37643903
SHIT
Why would anyone even want a slut like that?

Pic related is the ideal

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>>37644035
>exposed shoulders
>exposed collarbone
>exposed waist and stomach
>no pockets
>only one shirt
>drinks soda
>pretty sure she's depressed in the canon

>>37643880
new england

>>37643898
only a personal one, sorry.. any other social media?

>>37644149
>tfw from Old England
Shame, I'd fit the bill pretty well otherwise

>>37644149
I can post mine so you add me and don't get flooded instead?

>>37643889
that's really cool; are you interested in welding though? i've always been raised under strict asian standards so i've never known much other than get into an ivy league and go into medical/law.

my dc is dududududuud#5125 pls dont ghost me uwu

>>37644035
>Why would anyone even want a slut like that?
To exchange ideas and challenge your principles/actions? Why else would you want to be with another human?

>>37644191
I don't care, as long as i'll be getting a paycheck for honest work in the future, i'll study whatever guarantees such a future for me.

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>>37644266
>being this autistic
Just kys, cracker

>>37643903
somewhat ironically, schopenhauer didn't like women

>>37633909
>Cottage
It's a cabin you fucking mainlander.

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looking for a qt caring gf

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As always South East Asians are the superior GF's to have.

>>37644887
forgot my contact aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[email protected] !!

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>>37644965
Fuck off nigger, no one wants to hear your whiny bullshit.

>>37645144
pedophile

originaloli

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Don't need a submissive you need one to inspire and support.

bumbybumparoo

>>37632873
>victorian gothic is top aesthetic
I disagree anon, that's all I should say

>>37643903
Sounds like me and I can't stand myself.

>>37633350
You orbiting Sarah still, Jimmy?

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Honestly any woman would do as long as she isn't fat. Hairy pussy is preferable

>>37646379
I'm not sure what you are talking about

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>ywn find a decent women to save the white race with
Wat do?

>>37632820
>music is my life
>misfits and Wu Tang Clan

k e k

>>37633909
Being a clinically severely depressed Canadian this hurts me more than you could possibly imagine

bummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbppppppppppppp
bumpy bum

>>37635780
this Is literally me, what the hell, who made this?

>6'4

>>37633184
where you at? i'd love to have someone to nap with

>>37635780
I can relate to all the sentiments, also I'm 6'7" if that's tall enough, but I wouldn't ask so timidly. If my girl is cold she gets my coat wether she wants it or not. When I suggest a movie it's stated as a fact, ex. "we're going to watch a movie", and I don't beg for anything, I just ask for it plainly. I'm not humble about my strength either, I train far too much to still be.

Otherwise, I like everything nature and I fucking love a girl who can cook or make music. If you're cute and live anywhere near Germany we might be able to work out a deal.

>>37647919
europe?

original very original

>>37647984
i'm from germany
is that close to you?

>>37648027
700-800km desu