>fucking mosquitoes

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>>37632684
>open door for a half of a second
>suddenly five mosquitoes in house

>>37632684
eat more green's faggot, mosquitoes are attracted by your breathe and odor. So by holding your breath and eating better you'll avoid the micro jew.

>>37632707
also putting some fabric softener in your back pocket will also help. Bugs hate dat sheeeit

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>want to go for a nightwalk
>have to douse myself in DEET

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>>37632684
>mom keeps leaving porch light on for no fucking reason
>shitton of bugs always out there around the light, and fly into the house when the door is opened
>told her fucking countless times to turn the fucking light off so bugs don't come in
>the dumb cunt keeps turning the light on after I turn it off and then has the audacity to complain about bugs in the house

>>37632684
>leave the house for the first time in 2 months because my mom is sick and wants me to get the mail
>a couple hours later theres 2 spots on my leg that are super itchy and 3 on my arm
why do they want my blood, chads probably tastes better

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>>37632744
>mom comes home with groceries
>every time she brings them in she leaves the doors open and lights on and mosquitoes and crane flies come in

>>37632744
>>37632821
>my mom never closes the main door
>let's the glass door close itself
>doesn't close all the way because it's old
>leaves the porch light on
>bugs come in
>now I have to live with a bug-infested house

mosquitoes are great. they annoy the shit out of normies.

true robot insect

>>37632739
I wear a hoodie because it also hides my bloated skinnyfat frame.

>>37632908
the true robot insects are those that fly away when people get near

>>37632908
The annoy the shit out of everyone not just normies

>>37632982
normies leave the house and get attacked by mosquitoes. robots stay indoors with windows closed.

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Damn mosquitoes

>>37632684
>tfw im nihilistic enough and depressed to not care about them
>i can sleep at 35 degrees celsius