/r9k/ writes a story

>>37632290
Once there was a 24 year old man named Chad.

>>37632321
and he killed himself

>>37632345
The end...? I guess?

>>37632345
And everyone lived happily ever after. The end.

>>37632373
...but then he woke up

>>37632397
And wanked his willy.

>>37632397
And tracked down anon to cuck him

Chad remarked "all robots must die!" to no one in particular

>>37632405
He wanked too hard and his penis fell off.

>>37632432
Then the cat came along and ran off with it.

>>37632491
Then Chad raped the cat after tracking it down.

>>37632530
then a great and might hero named!

>>37632530
then he wondered to himself "how did i rape the cat if i don't have a willy?"

>>37632572
as he realized it was actually the cat raping him

>>37632620
But then he woke up saying "I need to stop getting wasted before bed"

>>37632644
Then he found a ball of poo in his bed.

>>37632649
Knees weak arms are heavy

Oi

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>>37632679
peepeepoopoo, moms spaghetti.

>>37632695
Then the cat jumped over the moon.

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>>37632711
And with this now we die

>>37632746
With that he let out a loud "REEEEEEEE!"

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>>37632794
As he gleefully filled his pants with pee.

>>37632818
Which made him let out another reee.

And the masses cried out "poo in the loo, Chad, poo in the loo"

>>37632903
He turned on the radio and pumped up kicks was playing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ

>>37632932
He screamed "I'm going ghost!"

>>37632947
Which was what he always wanted the most.

>>37632960
He stuck a shotgun in his mouth

>>37632980
And shouted "This is for the south!"

>>37632999
Then he ascended to pony heaven, where his waifu Rainbow Dash was waiting for him with open hooves

>>37632999
Then stabbed a nigglet

>>37632999
Then he checked those hot trips

>>37633020
Then he went back to his cave because hated the whos.

>>37633025
And screamed "die you fucking piglet!"

>>37633058
The whos are fucking normies REEEE said he.

>>37633090
So he went out back and into his shed.

>>37633108
And there he raped little boy Fred

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>>37633131
That's when he thought "they'd be better off dead".

>>37633154
He pointed his gun at the back of Fred's head and said "heh, nuthin personnel kid"

>>37633177
But fred dropped to the ground and quickly hid.

>>37633205
Into the garbage bin, where he then closed the lid.

>>37633205
Luckily Chad's enormous dick was still inside Fred's tiny boipussy, so he just had to follow his penis to find the boy

>>37633239
That's when the pirate shouted "land ahoy!"

>>37633235
Unfortunately the garbage truck showed up and put Fred in the truck

>>37633235
Then the garbage truck came and crushed the kid.

>>37633254
Fred was taken to the dump and thrown into a trash compactor

>>37633272
Then Fred finally realized he didn't have the x factor.

>>37633272
little did the trash compactor know that fred was a human nuclear reactor
so the whole reactor blew up leaveing half the nomie population in shrivels

>>37633296
Fred was crushed, turned into mush

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>>37633305
The only remaining part of him, was a bag of kush mixed within the mush.

>>37633303
But old pepe didn't even snivel.

>>37633305
> plot twist
he felt like mush because he smoked some kush

>>37633324
becuase pepes heart was both old and shriveld because the normies used him like a violin
he screamd
> please oh please god when does the ride end

>>37633305
Then the fire came on and he was turned into slush.

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>>37633349
And Adolf Hitlers ghost came out of nowhere, and smeared the slush on the wall with a brush.

>>37633349
But the fire made fred stronger

>>37633349
after turning into slush and outgrowing his human fourm he transended into a higher being therefore getting godly powers which he used to destroy all the normal fags and letting way for the beta uprising to finally occur

>>37633342
That's when he realized he had no used for a friend.

>>37633371
Fred ascended and became the new god emperor of humanity

>>37633376
he had no use for family he had no use for tendies he had no use for anything within the physical realm anymore and then he became even MOAR of a god

>>37633370
He found an old mirror, "Oh golly I have become Bane!" That's what he proclaimed.

and he made a cumtribution to a photo of Lionel Richie.

>>37633400
then he made all the normeis walk the walk of shitty shame

Then all the nonwhites, faggots, leftists, atheists, and pagans were gassed, Mecca was nuked, and the world became a white utopian state forever and ever.

>>37633428
but little did he know that adof hitler was hunting him down

>>37633475
For it turned out Fred was a filthy kike

>>37633475
but little did hitler know that stalin was waiting around while hitler was riding his bycycle and knocked him down and called him a clown

>>37632290
hitler came too before starlin could do anything and said, "you filthy communist swine!" and drew his Luger and shot starlin in the dick

But on Stalin's dick was a small canister of toxic gas that began to spread everywhere!!!!!

>>37633634
So fred died like a faggot thanks to stalin

>>37632290
Hitler screamed "mein mask!" and had a WW1 flashback.

to when he was suddenly his with a wave of mustard gas, and remembered that he kept his mask deep within his rectum.

he scratched his asshole and as he smelled his fingernails he remembered that jews caused 911

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>>37632290
and then Hitler walks in on a English solider fapping in a trench and said "oh
Scheisse I'm sorry" and offer's fellatio to the solider and the solider accepts.