>"You're all alone on a Saturday night again Anon?! I won't allow this! Get dressed; you're coming with me!"
What do you do?
I get out of work at 9 fuck off and let me get drunk alone like usual
>>37630384
how autistic are you to keep posting this thread every single day
>>37630452
how autistic are you to be on here everyday
>trick the hamplanet into thinking i will go with her
>go into my living room
>push it onto the floor where it cannot get up quickly enough, call the cops and get her arrested for breaking and entering
Go with her and see where the night goes
>>37630384
Encourage her to go to the gym and slowly turn her into my qt3.14 blackfu
>>37630384
Strap a funnel to her mouth filled with high calorie shake to make her fatter and become my 1000 pound immobile waifu.