Hello again /r9k/. You might remember me as the guy who's dad pretended they were a gorilla during a job interview. I've got another story, all true. So sit back, relax, and end my suffering.
>Be me
>9 or 10, don't remember
>Cousin is over
>I have an Idea
>Tell him we should scare the shit out of my parents.
>We begin brainstorming.
>Tell him I have an idea
>We both get naked and charge down the stairs
>Parents are fucking shocked
I still think about this shit every night so I guess I should share my pain.
>work at a restaurant
>girl my age walks in with her mom
>so cute
>i mess up and i end up throwing away her dish instead of bagging it
>chef makes her new dish
>she says bye to me specifically
What did she mean by this bros.