>tfw boys never look at you because you're 4'8"

fuck off you stupid midget

>tfw girls never look at you because you're 6'8"

>>37610227
Maybe it's because you are a fucking man

a girl I knew in college was 4'9 and she caught dick left and right

>>37610227
You can look at my dick instead...what do you think of that ?

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>>37610227
>implying most guys don't want a short girl with the body of a 12 year old

Where do you think you are?

>>37610254
Gojira! Gooojiiira!

>>37610227
>5'2" girl
>be 5'7" manlet
>'anon you are not tall enough!'
end me

>>37610265
Well at college, everybody knows she's legal. She probably doesn't get that much attention outside of a setting where people know her age.

I wish I had a gf that I could barely hug while standing honestly. For one thing it is more convenient for blow jobs.

That's maybe because you never look at men who are below 6'0

>>37610265
accidentally to the face because shes at hip height?

>>37610227
That's bullshit, I'm 6'1" and I want a cute tiny gf like you.

>>37610227
Fuck off. 4'7" i get harassed 24/7 for it. Second guys realize you aren't a small child you're basically a dick magnet.

>>37610530
I'm feeling a pulling sensation just from reading this

>>37610530
>you're basically a dick magnet.

This is all women.

>>37610227
pst pics and I'll look at you
baka

>>37610227
>>37610530
these posts gave me an erection
i just want to pick you up and bend you over the neareast object

>>37610227
be my loli gf faggot

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>>37610265
>>37610530
I believe the term is "spinners". Lots of really crazy positions that only girls that size can do, and tiny hands make your dick look HUGE.

It's also an ego thing. Makes a guy feel strong and powerful when the size difference is so big.

>>37610698
>obvious dwarfism
Jesus, at least i'm proportional.
>spinners
My one fear is manhandling in a scenario i can feasible be smothered to death in this isn't helping that its something people WANT to do.

Just fuck off why do you people even come here

>>37610722
BOST
BICS
BEMANON

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>>37610698
>>37610722
>spinners

>>37610723
Because i'm a hikki with serious anxiety issues over most everything unless its filtered through a screen and can't readily form meaningful attachments to other people as i just don't understand the social shit they pull when i just want plain frankness. If it makes you feel better i'm not a roastie and won't put out till after marriage.

Are you cute though? If so there's plenty of Weebs and Robots who would like you.

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>>37610722
>Jesus, at least i'm proportional.
Nah she's pretty proportional:
http://imgur.com/a/mF0qr

>My one fear is manhandling in a scenario i can feasible be smothered
That's why you've got to take initiative and be on top. Your entire bodyweight is basically nothing for a guy. A reasonably strong man can hold you up with one hand. There's absolutely no need to resort to missionary or any position where the man's weight is bearing down on you. I could pick you up and use you like a human fleshlight ffs.

>>37610227
What are your hobbies though femanon? Maybe robots will look at you

>>37610889
She's got a very noticeable back malformation going on but she has fucking tits and hips. Thats just plain not fair.

>>37610782
quite frankly I think that is very cute

>>37610227
stop attention whoring, you have shitty genes and no one should want you

I'm 4'7" and police officers have literally stopped me in the street, several times, because they thought I was like a middle school girl cutting school. It's so confidence shattering knowing people see you as a little girl.

>>37610782
>>37610940
SHORT GIRLS POST PICS!
REEEE!

>>37610227
Because I can't see you from all the way down there.

>>37610940
well OP is lying
Will you answer >>37610903

>>37610940
nost pudes

>>37610227
I love cutie little girls

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>>37610972
>>37610770
>>37610596
Don't post pics here. You'll get banned. If you're going to post pics, post them on /soc/ and link here.

>tfw had a chance with a qt short girl but never made a move even though we were in class together for an entire year
She was cute and was clearly into me in hindsight but I had low self esteem.

>>37610782
this thread is the stupidest kind of attention whoring then

>tfw 6'9" and no 4'8" gf
Let's make average height babies.

>>37611096
you need a bf anon

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>>37611115
If he's a cute short boy then it might be okay..

>>37611185
h-how old are you? what if he was 5'3 not fat with a traditionally attractive face...

>>37611052
I came in here to tell OP to quit LARPing and fuck off. The shorter you get as a female the proportionally shitter things get.
Zero respect even from other females, everyone treats you like you're a child even if you're their boss, if they aren't treating you like a child they're treating you as purely a sexual object, anxiety attacks are no longer serious emotionally traumatizing events they're cute little "outbursts" or "temper tantrums" that people will trigger just to see, and any and all advice or help is instantly considered lesser because they literally can't not see a child giving them it.

>>37611212
Are you an incredibly short female? If so tell me your interests damn it

>>37610227
wow a portable fleshlight

>>37610227
Wait for rral ? Let's see this, and also when would you want to move in?

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>>37610227
>tfw boys never look at you because you're 6'0"

why do manlets have such fragile egos?

>>37611233
I'm >>37610530 though i may have worded it wrongly this shit sucks.

>>37611233
Stop being so thirsty you under aged faggot. This is embarrassing to watch

>>37611212
>being a short girl sucks, I have all these problems
The grass is always greener shorty
I could moan all day about my problems, but that's not what any of you are here for is it?
Now post pics

>>37611286
that didn't answer my other request :^)

>>37611286
west coast?
discord?

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Does the world seem frightening to small girls?
Do people seem big and scary?

>>37611273
5'6-5'10 girls are the GOAT 6'0 isnt that far off

just that girls wont look at a 5'6 manlet

>>37611413
You just weave inbetween them or poke their bits with your elbow to make them move. Only upside to being small is you fit most places with enough work.

>>37611432
That's hella cute, be my gf.

>>37610227
I love short girls! (i miss mine)

>>37611212
Look on the bright side: you'll live considerably longer than tall people.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1071721/

Also you're going to have to learn to adapt to and live with your body. Being stern and bossy is just not going to work for you. There's absolutely no way for a munchkin to be intimidating. If you need to get people to do things, you are going to have to learn to use charm instead of lectures.

>>37611413
It'd be scary if they knew what the majority of men want to do with them.

>>37610227

It's because you're fat.

originolly

>>37611475
I'm not charming and i have to much inbred and instilled pride and self-respect to bite my tongue long enough to try.
Maybe i'll just get a cattle prod or something or stop being so professionally nice to slackers.

>>37611518
What do you do for fun to keep your life from being all miserable? Since you said it sucks being so short

>>37611518
>>37611212
You make me want to tickle you.

>>37611096
That ain't how it works >5'11"-6' even father >5'2" mother >still come out as 5'11"-6' even with a lot of my mother's traits At least most of them were present in my grandfather (had 2 wives and about 4 children, all girls, one of which was my mother). >mfw the first male of his lineage >still small in comparison to my great uncles (dad's side) where the runt was 6'4"

>>37611273
Fuck, where are you?

>>37610254
James Comey get off r9k.

>>37611574
well lordy I sures hope the mods saved all my shit posts

>>37611518
>I'm not charming and i have to much inbred and instilled pride and self-respect to bite my tongue long enough to try.
Then you are just going to make things worse. How is your pride and self-respect going to deal with self-induced failure?

Learn to adapt.

>>37611611
They slack too much they get fired i suppose. Some shitty sort of safety net.

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>>37611212
You just gotta be ruthless, little duck.

>>37611212
If I picked you up, would you flail your little limbs around and go "Reeeeee!" like those frogs?

>>37611598
The Orange in Chief will remember Jim.

>>37611673
The problem is if you fail to achieve Tanya mode, you end up sounding like this:

https://youtu.be/zjEMNGikdjk?t=60

>>37610782

>i just don't understand the social shit they pull when i just want plain frankness.

Will you be my friend?

>>37611679
I'd probably spit in your eye and try to break a finger its not failed me yet.
>>37611673
If i could get away with those sorts of tactics i would.

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>>37611679
>ywn have a female human pepe
>ywn cuddle with her while she screeches at you

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>>37611735
>I'd probably spit in your eye and try to break a finger
Yep, you're getting more adorable by the second.

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>>37611212
>tfw no qt midget gf to bully into tantrums

>>37611735
>I'd probably spit in your eye and try to break a finger its not failed me yet.
You're a grumpy little thing, aren't you?
You just need a good dicking

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>mfw robust, pretty tall, and a bit fat
>everyone treats me like a giant teddy bear
>still want me to join the football team
Fuck. All of you.

POST PICKS YOU TINY ATTENTION WHORES

I love cute small girls. I just want to pick one up and carry her around.

>>37611906
Fuck, iktf all too well, anon. I actually played football for one year in middle school because so many people told me to do it. I did not like it at all

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>>37610227
>tfw no short gf to impale with your average sized dick

>>37610227
I would but only if you are crispy

>Tfw no tiny gf who will catch you jerking it to loli and then tease you by acting like one and asking you if you'd still like her if she was much younger

>>37610530
>im angry that im wanted and poeple want me!

This is what constitutes as a "problem" for roasties , do you see why noone here takes you people seriously?

>>37612345
Well considering I don't want sex, have a lot of anxiety built around it making me not want it, and some medical conditions that would make it extremely painful yes its an issue. Not everybody has thirst or views sex as a thing to be vaunted.

have you tried not being 12

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>>37611735
>ruff and tumble
>teeny queenie
TeddyAnon here. I'll treat you fine, we can tease each other about our sizes. I'll be the Skyscraper to your Half-pint

>>37612402
Then you are ignoring biology.

Dont be surprised if a dog is hounding after someone with a piece of steak

>>37612549
My biology makes anything going in there extremely painful. My gyno loves me and i pay attention to what he and my body say.

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>>37612402
>some medical conditions that would make it extremely painful
Like what? If you don't mind me asking, that is.

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>>37612615
What about 'lingus?

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>>37612615
>>extremely painful
4U

>>37612639
Small hips, hindered puberty the whole area's underdeveloped, the cervix sits shallow and at a bad angle, and i probably got vaginismus from the first time a gyno went poking in there.

>>37612732
Would a finger or a tongue work? I want to make this work somehow without you dying of some genital trauma.

>>37612767
Anything going in is almost guaranteeably a no.

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>>37612999
I like a challenge, Tink. We can start off with a sharpie and work our way up. I've got lots of patience.

i read a doujin once about a short girl with a tall bf and she was training her pussy to take his dick and in the end she enjoyed breaking her pussy to get fucked
wish i could remember the name

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>>37613169
And off to exhentai I go.

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>MFW I think smol girls are cute but my penis will split them in two

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Have you guys ever stoppped to think, it might not be your height, it might be because you're ugly?

>>37612999
Woah, that bad huh? Like >>37613167 said, we could work our way up, gradually getting more used to the size.

>>37610227
>tfw girls never look at you because you're 5'6"

>>37613226
If the smallest shit a gyno can bring to the table causes it i'm not training unless i got somehow i need to train for.

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>>37613297
Pinky finger's like 2 inches, and the tongue's about 1.5 coming out. Last I check, normal chicks will hardly feel that, so I think you're good.

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>>37613297
>i got somehow i need to train for
The need for hot dickings.
Otherwise it's in-through-the-out-door all day erry day.

>>37610227
You can suck my dick while you are standing anon.

>>37613389
Similar issue whole bodies underdeveloped from eating basically nothing for a long time.
I'd end up being the female equivalent of mr.hands.

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>>37613455
Interesting proposition. I'd still try, till you start screaming of course. I may be a horny fucker, but causing pain would make me feel guilty for quite a long time.

>>37613455
that sucks desu
how do you masturbate

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>>37613455
Don't give up.
All it takes is faith & trust.
And a little bit of pixie dust.

>>37613527
I don't think she does, anon.

>>37613455
>eating basically nothing
oh great the bloating fetish is rearing its ugly head

>>37610227
Shut the fuck up, you know damn well that if you're cute that any guy would look at you.

>>37613546
Thats what i was thinking but wanted to make sure

>>37613455
Have you ever had an orgasm?

>>37613527
Carefully and only on the outside.
>>37613578
Yes.

>>37611699
master chief in dont hug me im scared creativity episode

>>37613669
>only on the outside
The fuck do think I'd do with a tongue? I ain't shoving that anywhere, I'd be content just with licking.

>>37613779
you cunts crack me up
never change robots

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>>37613889
Hey, at least I have friends, unlike the majority of this board. Most people back in hs liked me, was able to socialise with any of the niches (no strict ladder was present). Hell, one of the anons from another thread said I was just a normie, not a robot.

>>37614073
don't so defense m8
how often you reminisce about your highschool days ya pooftah

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>>37614116
Quite a bit, considering they just ended a few months ago (graduation and all that jazz).

>>37614167
well good luck then m8 try not to shit up your life like so many on here

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>>37614210
Thanks, m8. I'll try.

>she's shorter than 5'5
Womanlets get the fuck out, no man wants you

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>>37610227
Dating pedos is the only option
Most pedos are in their 20s and 30s so you wont be stuck with a greasy 50 year old

>>37614489
man i'll take any woman thats legal and atleast a 6/10 at this point