>be me >5'6 ugly manlet with long and dirty hair >tfw

>tfw skinny lanklet
>tfw fluffy curly hair that is utterly unstyleable
This is the true hell.
People with straight hair CANNOT EVER be robots

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>>37610239
>tfw straight hair
>is by default a bowlhaircut
I can't do shit with it's either bowl haircut or I have to get a buzz haircut.
I wish I had curly hair

>>37610271
Dude just part it to the side, cut the sides short and boom. normie haircut.

>>37610329
But I'd rather die than have this haircut. I hate it so fucking much I'd rather try to hide my bowl haircut

>>37610215
Have fun going bald norman
Btw no ones gonna fall for it :^)

>>37610352
JUST get a fucking fade like anyone else.
A bowlcut is what happens when you buzzcut it all to equal length and then let it grow out. Dumb fuck. Buzzcut the sides and you're done.

>>37610215
i think my hairline's receding. might have to kill myself soon.

>>37610215
That's a shitty hairstyle.

>>37610271

Just mess with your hair a lot, move it to the sides and don't keep it straight.

My hair went from straight to wavy in like a year. It's pretty comfy because wavy hair looks OK even when you don't do anything with it.

>>37610271
slick it back or get a young leo you fucking idiot

My hair is fucking thinning.
Should I get on Fin? I really don't want to grow tits.

>>37610239
People with hair in general cannot be robots, go bald

>>37610239
>had super thick and straight hair as a kid
>my mom has super curly hair
>puberty hits and my hair gets curly
>was into J-rock as a teenager and emo was the popular style so curly hair wasn't cool
>learned to straighten my hair and even went as far as getting it relaxed at a salon a few times
>get older and actually learn to like the natural wavy texture
>eventually get tired of having longer hair after 5 years so I buzz it all off for a fresh start
>mfw it never grows back and am now a balding manlet