How come you haven't tried Tinder yet?

>>37610167
I'm not fit and I don't have a smartphone.
In fact I'm fat. This won't work.

>>37610167

Don't own a smartphone

>>37610167
>not a virgin

>average looking

>rk9

i think you are on the wrong board anon

I have. And I got 1 match after a few weeks. And that girl unmatched me the day after.
It's not worth it guys.

>>37610167
Live in the middle of nowhere with no service and don't have a smartphone...

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>>37610167
>match with a girl
>write a dumb "ironic" pick up line
>she replies
>be too autistic to reply back
Someone needs to end me

>>37610167
I want a long term gf and not hookups with dumb sluts.

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>>37610167
Evelyn is MINE all other spergs back off!

>>37610167
Because I don't know how to keep a fucking conversation going on this shitty app

>>37610167
Ugly disgusting not photogenic bio would be shit anyways

Is there a point in even trying tinder if I can't bring gril home?

Average guy fucks three average girls. I'm extrapolating that the girls you fucked were average seeing as how all those matches are average.

Average looking guy is fucking average looking girls. Why is anyone angry lol?

>>37610577

Exactly. They are not tens by any means, but still getting my dick wet.

>>37610167


>be me, 31, virgin, asexual
>I'd happily date a girl, as long as no sex included
>but I badly want cuddling, kissing, romance, walk hand in hand, hugging without a reason many many times a day

I just cannot install Tinder and write that.

I get lots of responses on tinder and shit
but I can never find the right guy desu ;_;

>>37610726
You kidding nigger? Half of the girls on this board are asexual. Just advertise yourself in ideal-partner threads.

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A girl that's on tinder is necessarily one that I am not interested in.

>>37610797

the gay version of tinder has a different name

Tried it when I was new. It was a complete waste of time.

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>>37610812

as if it was easy to date a girl living more than some 20 miles far from you

>>37610167
Because I'm morbidly obese, ugly, dumb, introverted, have a small pickle, am poor and also I don't want to get an STD. Not having any kind of herpes, which is overall rare, makes me feel good.

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>>37610167

Rock bottom self esteem , don't want to lose whatever is left keeping me afloat from kms.

Way too autistic to deal with feeble minded normies.

Eats way too much time attempting to find suitable candidate to deal with my autism.

The shroud of anxiety is so extreme, brings tear to eye trying to follow things though in which breaks the image of masculinity what all females are looking for in a partner. That about covers the tip of the ice burg.

>>37610167
I've tried it and deleted it like 3 or 4 times and the last one was for a day. I'm not photogenic and to introverted to actually get a convo going. Besides, by now 1/2 of the profiles are fake, the other half are dead

I've been using Tinder on and off for months and I've got a total of like 40 matches in about 4 months.

Only like 3 messaged me first and nothings happened, I don't know what the fuck to say

>>37610167
So what do you think would happen if I went on Tinder and said this:

"I am looking for a loving relationship with a strong lifetime commitment. I am ready to get married now -- ideally within the next year. I'll be glad to meet with you, but it will be for the purpose of evaluating you as a possible future wife. I am serious about this, and I only want to meet with women who are also serious."

If I did that, do you think that I would stand out enough to get replies?

>>37611173
I feel like that dude you posted has a qt gf with tats and a vape habit. Once you give up to that degree it's like you reach nirvana

>>37611215

I'd give a try.

>>37610167
I don't want to make a Facebook and put my info on the internet.

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>>37611228

apologies

wasn't trying to convey that image via photo.
this is getting to much for me. goodbye

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What do guys?

Girl wants to fuck but i have no car. Said she would drive all thr way out here but i live with my parents and have no privacy

>>37610167
Why would I waste my time fucking whores?

>>37610167
I'm not bad looking either, I'm young 5'8 and have been rated a 7 by women so I'd probably get laid too if I made one, only problem is I deleted mt kikibook when I was 15 and would never dream of making another, Because I'm not a fucking normie.

>>37611980
Ghost her, get a DL, get a car, then start fuckin' bitches because there's obviously something about you which is appealing.

I'd use tinder if it didn't require kikebook

>>37611980
>what is taxi

>>37610726
You can and should absolutely write that. Some girls would probably love that.

>>37610167
Getting matches is easy

Convincing them to fuck you seems to be the hard part for me.

4 years on tinder, 2 dates, and zero fucks.

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How exactly do I turn conversations into lewd ones?
I can break the ice just fine but i don't know what to say then

>>37610167
There's 16 girls using it in a 150 mile radius in my shitcountry.

I'm fat, I'm 30, I live with my parents, and I'm unemployed.

somehow I don't see this working out very well.

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>>37610167
Because I always end like this.
Or get "im horny [somelink]" bullshit

dont have a smartphone

I've been thinking about online dating, but I can't think of anything when it wants me to describe myself. I have no hobbies, not creative, and I'm just boring

Also, I'm afraid of seeing someone I know and being made fun of

>>37612324
>what is taxi
Overpriced.

>>37612790
If they are trying online dating chances are you are both losers so mutual respect and nothing will happen. Prob.

>>37610167
It won't let me sign up for some reason. It doesn't send the confirmation code to my phone.

>>37612870
You need Facebook

>>37612894
I have facebook but with 0 friends.

>>37612913
Try installing the Facebook app and then run tinder.
>its such a hassle and you won't get any mathches

>>37612961
I tried many times, it never worked. I don't really care either way, I just like to read bios.

>just signed up for Tinder
>first picture I see is an absurdly hot girl

This app probably isn't for me

>>37613018
dont worry anon, you'll encounter a lot of fat girls that you will match with. you have hope.

i dont ever leave the house. im some what average looking, mostly lanky looking but i could maybe get a match or two with that. the problem is that i dont have any interesting photos because i dont leave the house so it will look really awkward to just have a bunch of selfies up

>had tinder for 3 years
>got close to 300 matches
>at least a dozen phone numbers
>still a virgin, never went on a date with any of the girls

I just don't get it

>>37610167
I made a facebook just for tinder and I've been swiping right on every single picture and no matches. I must be ugly if even the ugliest cracked out looking whores wont even match with me

I always match with 11/10 hotter than any Chad guys but barely any girls
I'm so glad I'm bisexual

>>37612913
My account has 0 friends. Doesn't matter to Tinder. I don't even have a profile pic on mine and it works fine.

You're probably a white male. PlusvI have no cell phone OP

This shit is sort of fun. If you role play and just lie out your ass you can really reap within certain demographics.

This is the bullshit character I create. It's so unlikely it's believable and that makes it irresistible to insecure girls vicariously seeking identity through a man:

>23 yo chemistry graduate student
>Formerly ran MDMA/fentanyl lab in Bulgaria.
>Traumatized from family being killed by mafia.
>Suffering from PTSD so I can't talk about this, let them eventually "discover" this shit.
>Addicted to loads of narcotics/benzo/stims I'm prescribed.
>Say stupid stuff and make blunt sexual advances when drunk. Any sexual advances not taken positively was made while drunk or high, which makes it ok.

You think I'm joking but girls but this shit. That everything is just a wild embellishment of the truth makes it totally convincing to girls looking for novelty in a man.

You can really learn a lot about the mind set of women on these sites. The majority of girls on tinder are legitimately insecure. The ones who seem otherwise are usually acting. Create a fake persona that overpowers their own and some buy into it simply because they want it.

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>>37610167
I have and realized that I am Chad through it

I'm looking for a connection not sex.

>>37613412
with the exception of laurie and possibly claire those are kinda weak bud

I'll try it when I move to the college I'm going to. Different town, different people. Don't want to go on there now because I know a shit ton of other girls on there and I don't want to go through the "hurrr durrr hey anon didn't know you used tinder" shit.

>>37613462
You win some you lose some. I only made it two months ago and only half of my matches are 8/10+.

>>37613412
where do you live at? a city?

origonal

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I did and got probably 50 matches in the space of a month. Not sure if thats bad or good. I deleted it, though. I plan on redownloading it.

My pictures were shit and I haven't gotten around to taking better ones, as I dont really have friends to take them and selfies look fuckin stupid. I also want to wait until im thinner before I out myself back on the market.

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>>37610167
i am loving dat Evelyn

>>37613412
Lucky pretty boy. How do I get this?

>>37612729
where in the fuck do you live my man

>>37613693
>being attracted to asians ever
pls kill yo self nigga

>>37612870
Add a 1 in front of your phone number and try to send the code again.

>>37610167
>all those chinks and poos

Toronto?

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I got her snap with a mcchicken shit post but she just canceled our first date i was gonna take her kyacking goddamit i dont want to be alone anymore and she was hot too i hate my life i work 7 days a week in a hot foundry and all i want is to come home too some one to cuddle with but god has denied my any reasonable happiness in my life i should just end the suffering once in for all. I know what being with someone you love is like and after i lost it it hurts worse then being a virgin

>>37610167
I've tried it but I'm too autistic and retarded to start conversations.

>>37610190
>>37610197
>>37610519
>>37610527
>>37611288
>>37612737
>>37613506

You idiots need to understand that you are not allowed to be on Tinder unless you are 6'0" (1.82m) barefoot!!! And it has to be your night-time height, not that early morning inch-bump most people have.
You're also idiots if you actually think that being ugly or fat is the real issue. Height is the most important thing, especially in online dating. Most guys shorter than 6'0" get automatically passed on. If you're significantly shorter than 6'0"... tough luck. A 10/10 face, jawline, and smile means NOTHING once the girl sees that you're 5'5" (1.65m).

>>37613952
6'0" (1.82m) or taller, of course.

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R9GAY HELP ME MAKE A CHADFISH ACCOUNT WHAT PICS TO USE?

>>37613609
City with 400 000 inhabitants in Canada
>>37613726
Take good pictures of yourself. There are some tutorials online on how to do so. My matches tripled after I got some actually good photos.

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>>37610167
>"I have a child so if that's a deal breaker swipe left ;p"
>"no fuck boiz xxxDDD"
>"not hear for a hook up" pictures of her being a whore

I don't want to fuck and girls on tindr aren't good for an actual relationship.

>>37610726
ok gandalf

i want big titty 10/10 girls but im ugly so ill never score that on tinder and wont lower standards so here i am a KV

>>37610167
I want a gf not hookups with sluts. No girls that use tinder are worth investing time in a relationship with.

>>37610167
no way an average guy matches with those girls lol
fuck off

>>37610167
give me male reproductive rights,a cure for all sexual transmitted diseases and protect me from false rape accusations then we will talk.

>>37614226

What if most of my matches are ugly but i scored dates with 8 qt ones? I ignore fatsos and go for stacies. They're hard to come by but i get them sometimes..

POST MORE PICS OF KAOULA

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Im 5'11 without shoes but when I wear pic related Im 6'0
Did I make it?

>>37610167

I started tinder in april and have over 200 matches, but now i don't get shit and i'm out of local people after like 5 swipes. Should i restart with a brand new fb profile?

>>37610167
Why do people say "I fucked three girls"
I say 'I made love to three girls"
Am I 2pure4thisboard?

Because I'd rather fap to the unlimited amount of porn out there than fuck some roastie whore who's taken 100 dicks and has 5 STDs