ITT state a wish. Anons reply to corrupts your wish Ill go fist.

I wish I won't wake up tomorrow

>>37609823
..y-you already ruined it

>>37609809
you can still feel pain

>>37609823
You wake up the day after

>>37609809
I wish 4 a gf t bh

>>37609809
Soneone that loves me

>>37609967
You got it pal you are loved by so none as you wished.

I wish I was a millionaire

>>37610035
Draw a lot of zeros on a dollar bill.

>>37610103
>At least six is a lot

>>37609809
>>37609823
Im gonna wate my powers on your wishes fuckers enjoy

I wish time never existed

>>37610118
draw the fucking zeros, you cunt

>>37609809
I wish my waifu would marry me and love me forever

l wish for this wish to never come true.

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>>37609809
I wish she would love me

>>37610123
it still exists but not in the way you imagined. since time is a perception and not a phenomenon that can be objectively measured, we'll just make it more complicated. so now events don't follow older events like they're supposed to, everything is out of order, and nothing works. but you still feel everything, and god still laughs at your miserable existence.

>>37610260
You don't know this, nor did she but she actually did. It was for a split second and then the feeling went away. So, she did love you at one point in time.

I wish I could stop being socially retarded.....

>>37610260
She'll love you and you'll hook up, but as she sucks your dick and licks your anus, you'll feel absolute repulsion to this now-roastie and all others after her, and won't ever be able to love again.

>>37610455
Well, your retard has to go somewhere. Goodbye IQ, hello friends (and extra chromosomes)!
I wish I could send my mind to my kid self so as to change my life with my current knowledge.

>>37610455
you are socially gifted but now you chatter a bit too much, and your values become lead, because all who walk the same path speak of one mind, and you, too, adopt this value because if not you wouldn't fit in perfectly. the idea is that being too social is a curse because you have to feign interest in bullshit, love what others love, and all that goodness. you have to position yourself to make an impression, i.e pose. you will never be free from this inanity, from this little game where impressing people is a priority.

I wish I had an actual wish

I wish that every girl I fuck becomes unable to achieve orgasm ever again.

i wish i was tripping at a grateful dead show in 1972

>>37610532
You forget to use the stock market or some other thing like that, life changes only a bit and you still cannot escape wageslaving. If only you could, what a life, right? But you can't and you are still disatisfied forever. Wagecucks never learn.

>>37610701
You wish to kill yourself so you do it. But fail and end up in the hospital with half your face missing.

>>37610676
I enjoyed your post, my robotic brethren.

>>37610752
you literally trip for the whole show whenever you try to take a step

>>37610794
hey thanks. i try my best, even for you small fries.

i wish i could shoot fire from my hands

>>37610898
the fire never stops coming out of your hands, you can't control it, and you accidentally burn yourself to death. a gruesome way to end it all friend.

I wish I could teleport

For one reason, I wish this world becomes the single language and the border disappears

>>37611526
You close your eyes when walking to places, walk of a cliff, and die. Tou teleport to the afterlife. Good job, anon.

>>37612450
The language has no centralized regulating authority--or, if it has one, nobody respects it. The language quickly breaks up into local dialects.

>>37610181
You never get to kiss or hold hands because she remains 2D, trapped on the other side of a screen. You're together, but forever with an impermeable barrier between you.

I wish I didn't cause my mom a lot of pain by being a miserable sack of shit

>>37610750
One of your conquests murders you for ruining her life, and then commits suicide.

>>37614722
You instead give her great pleasure by cucking your father.

i wish for a gf in the next 365 days

I wish I could switch between chad and robot life whenever I wanted to

I wish I never have a gf

>>37614722
You stop causing her pain by killing yourself.

I wish emilyispro was actually diagnosed with leukemia

>>37614827
You end up having a boyfriend, and a very clingy/abusive one regardless of your sexual orientation.

i wish for a girl to fart on my face

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>>37614820
you acquire this gf

she wants to fugg

>>37609809
I wish I put effort towards a future.

>>37609809
No amount of damage to your body will ever kill you, nor will you know the ravages of age. However, your body heals itself slowly and you feel pain more acutely than you ever have before. A small cut will feel like someone has put lemon juice in it.

I want the zone to dissapear

>>37614919
You work hard and diligently towards improving your life.

It has no discernible effect on your situation.

I wish I had the Stone Mask from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

>>37614870
she follows through

violently

>>37609809
i wish to sail the cosmos in a ship that has unlimited suply of food, drinks and fuel.

>>37614870
She does, and you love it. It's perfect. But she's weirded out by how much you love it, and refuses to talk to you ever again.

I wish I could approach to women :(