>tfw a raccoon ripped open my garbage bag and spread my cum

>have obese father
>he goes on diet
>one day comes home from supermarket with tons of ice cream
>while he's sleeping take ice cream to yard, dig hole and bury it
>24 hours later there's like a dozen raccoons in yard and they dug all the ice cream up and are running away with the cartons in their paws
>dad realizes I buried ice cream

Fucking raccoons I hate them so goddamn much

>>37605532
>>37606344

Rancoobs truly are niggers of the animal kingdom.

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why aren't you putting your trash bags in a trash bin?

I always used to put mine in a store plastic bag in my drawer for the week. End of the week you double wrap it. Then when it's trash day you combine it with bin trash into large bag. so that's 3 layers of protection. If the raccoons want your cum at that point I think it's safe to say it's time to call pest control for them to deal with the cock hungry raccoons.

>>37605532
>not using your wall