>tfw you will never know what it's like to feel up a

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>>37591531
That ass is nice.

>>37591531
You can do that at strip clubs.

>inb4 brap posters

>>37591547
Naw, that's not only gay but a perfect way to get arrested.

>>37591562
>get arrested.
You only want to do it once, so it doesnt even have to be a stripper.

Pick literally anyone.

>>37591531
>tfw got a gf somehow
>she wants to have sex
>gets undressed i tell her to don't remove her shorts
>i just feel up her ass and tits
>she gets ready and pulls down her shorts and panties
>im horny but anxious and nervous
>tell her i need to go to bathroom
>she complains but i go anyways
>tell her something surged up my mom called me she is in the hospital(lie)
>go away and broke up later (in a message)
Fuck i regret it because now im not as anxious as back then...

>>37591531
you can feel up my ass if you want anon

>>37591531
>I just want this experience once.
you can. just pay for it.

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>iktf
just look at this ass

>>37591531
You surr are one dumb faggot with your assertment and psychological projection. You talking to me, bitch? Fuck you.

Lol at not only 'feeling up' (low test faggot) but groping, assaulting, invading, inserting, molesting, raping, and stripping are more patrician urges. Besides, a woman should be beaten and abused for wearing male clothing aka pants, such disgustingly emasculating choice of wardrobe and prickteasing, too.

>>37591798
YOU WILL NEVER FUCK A TAUT YOUNG HIGH SCHOOL GIRL

ONLY GOD CAN KNOW PEACE FROM THIS FEEL FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

why cant femanons be nice and let us play with their butts?

>>37591531
It's whatever
I thought it would some amazing heavenly experience. Just grab your own ass, it's not much different really.

>>37591562
You can grab the strippers and on certain places. The one I went to, they actually guided my hand towards there hips/ass. They only want money though so...

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>>37591531
bump

ijofg;oijgfj

>>37593241
what the hell is with that chin and nose
like seriously a solid 9/10 goes to a 7 just like that

>>37591531
such a tonguable ass

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>>37593364
Idk anon. For some reason I think mediteranean/Jewish features make a girl way hotter possibly because I'm into femdom and also a nazi. I just think of the fact that all of western civilization is dying for her giant ass and then I imagine he sitting on a bunch of shrunken european playtoys and then I get lost between her massive semitic buttcheeks that I will never overcome.

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>>37591531
Since this is an ass thread I was wondering if my butt was cute yet? If I put on more of my older sisters underwear like I did in pic related would anyone masturbate to it?

>>37593684
Your ass is small and mannish, like your arms and the rest of you.

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Robots don't like asses?

>>37591531
The best feeling in the world is getting tugged off while choking the girl and she's looking you in the eye.

>>37591531
>tfw you will have a gf that teases you around the house like this while giving a seductive look

So much potential, so much failure

>>37595530
>will have

>>37591531
Just get it like everyone else: pay.

I literally want pity sex.
I want it so bad

brarp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z0rt30gCW4

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>>37591531
>tfw you will never feel chads firm, huge, well-shaped cock

I just want this experience once

>>37595184
You call that an ass?

>>37593241
>tfw fucked a 17 year old mixed girl with a body like this when I was 25

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>>37597234
Hey, what's going on? Why don't you have a seat over there?

>>37597567
>The age of consent is18 everywhere

>>37597207
Shape and asthetic > size and oatmeal cookie, stupid nigger.

>>37598424
That ass is not shapely nor aesthetic, it barely passes the cutoff for me to not call it flat.

>>37591531

Step 1: Get rich
Step 2: Approach a girl and start flirting with her
Step 3: ???????
Step 4: Profit.

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Originalbumporijinale

>>37598424
I agree, but that is neither an aesthetic or shapely ass dude.

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>>37599275
STOP posting pictures of white bitches with no ass

Niggers are braincancer.

>>37592139
Remember to clean under your fat folds

>>37591531
>I get legitimately upset at this thought

>>37591531
I date teenagers from rehabs so pussy coming by compulsively

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now that's what i like to call myself a bit of a bum ay?