>Go to McDonald's daily for lunch or dinner >girl

I'm guessing this is bait.
But in the event that it is not, no, absolutely no. You should not jump so far into the deep end, at the very most, gift her another Disney related pin and ask for her number.

If the only contact you have with her is basic retail courtesy, then she'll probably be taken aback by this.

Sure, its a perfect plan, buy everything and just tell her the day of the trip

>>37590764
yes she loves disney world and she also likes you, she would be glad to go with you

McJob wagecuck here. She doesn't like you, it's just being nice for the sake of business you fucking nigger.

>>37590799

Taken aback would be like happily surprised? I think it's a nice thing to do and a good way to get to know each other. If she says no I can just cancel the trip.

>>37590764
yes if someone did that for me i'd be THEIRS

>Girl is nice to you
>"Hey, you wanna go to Disney World"
The tism is strong with you

>>37590898

This. Why would someone travel with a complete stranger? You're going to come off as desperate and/or creepy.

>>37590764
wow, that is so beta I can't even.......fucking really? you going to sperg and offer a total stranger a disney world trip?

stop, just stop, you'll freak her out. dial it down and just ask for her number. that's something you do after a year of dating.

>>37590764
no thats fucking creepy, thats stuff a boyfriend does for her gf on an anniversary or somethig not some stranger, its gonna seem like youre tryna kidnap her. Just ask her out one day to dinner thats all or to a picnic

>>37590764
She's being nice to you out of pity for being the same fat fuck who goes to McDonald's daily

>>37590954
>>37590976
>>37591004

You guys don't understand. I think she really likes me and will say yes. You're all so negative.

>>37591086
see if you can get her to date you first then if you get her to, then do the trip

>>37591086

Do it then. Do it and make a thread about what happens afterwards.

Next time you go to the restaurant, slide a polaroid of your penis into the stack of bills you use to pay her. If she responds positively then yes, you should book the trip.

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>>37590764
holy shit she'll love that

definitely do it

>>37591086
PLEASE at least go on 1 date with her first. You should really go on quite a few and go deep into the relationship before doing that shit.

To ask her out just do some cute shit like asking for her # on a receipt or something, if she likes you she'll think it's cute and give it to you

I bet your b8ing anyways but whatever

>>37590764
>Go to McDonald's EVERYDAY to get breakfast
>never eat inside because i hate normies and people talking
>just buy my shit and eat outside in my car
>cashier girl asks me why do i eat outside
>i want to eat in peace
>she tells me if i could eat with her one day
>is my order ready yet? i need to leave
>awkward silence and she got teary eyes
>that'll be 5.90$ sir
>pay and leave smiling
i eat at burger king now lol seriously fuck rasties

>>37590764
no, ask her if she wants to go see Beauty & the Beast with you at the discount theater

>>37590764
>working shitty McDonalds job to try show Chad you're worthy
>have to wear a shit eating grin all day
>worked at Disney once but got fired for not being enough of a Stacey.
>Wear pin every day to remind you of your failure
>door opens
>It's Anon again
>"Hey you! Getting the usual?"
>god damn he's so fat
>does he ever change clothes
>anon leers at you as you plug in his usual order
>20 chicken nuggets and 6 McDoubles and a large coke with 2 large fries with extra salt

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>>37591145
>>37591086
yeah, I want to see what happens too, go for it you autistic bastard

>>37591086
>Give me advice bros
>No! This isn't the advice I wanted
this thread is b8 anyway so it's not like it matters

>>37591345

Nicely done

Kdoeidj

>>37590954
Stop typing like a 13-year-old girl.

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>>37591260
Kek. You just closed the door to some sympathy pussy.
That's a rare gesture from a roastie.

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>>37590764
What a normal person does:
>"I always see you wearing that Disney pin, I should ask you what your favorite movie is?"
>Start a natural conversation
>Ask her for her number

What a tist does:
>Books tickets to Disney world with a girl he's never even went on a single date with

>Go to McDonald's daily for lunch or dinner.
You're either a fat fuck, broke, don't take care of yourself, weak willed or all of the above. And no, don't fuckin buy a ticket for her without asking her first. You honestly think she fantasizes about that weirdo who always goes to McDonald's? Unless she is a disgusting slob then she definitely wouldn't find anything attractive about you unless you're actually a /fit/ socially awkward Chad who is currently on a dirty bulk to gain size and strength which I doubt you are.

>>37591086
What's signs is she giving you that she likes you? I've had random girls smile at me and even compliment my arms but that did not mean that they liked me.

>>37591823

Fuck you. I don't own a car and it's the only place within walking distance.

>>37591857
>I don't own a car
Yup she'll definitely enjoy going on a bus/Uber drives with the fat autist.

>>37591260
Wasn't this an old copypasta?

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>it's another 'anon fishes for replies by ignoring advice on his made-up story' thread

>>37591890
Can you delete your post so i can bait more newfriends?
delete before its too old to delete

>>37591230

Who drew this anon?

>please select cars to prove you're not a robot (originally)

>>37591925

I'm pretending it happened. This is now my new fantasy thanks a lot anon.

This could turn into the greatest love story ever told.

You should establish a relationship before you do something like take her to Disney world. Just try to befriend her, and once she genuinely likes seeing you and talking to you, then maybe it would be a good idea

>>37592062
>Just try to befriend her
Be careful with your word choice. He doesn't need to be put into the friendzone.

>>37591345
>How could I forget that order? He's made it every day for the past year
>Anon leers at you. Face autistically twitching
>wait is he winking? Ewww
>remember what Mr Goldstein-Bergmenwitzberg said before he fired you from Disney
>"You're just not a team player Tracey. Gonna have to let you go"
>smile at Anon. You're a team player.
>Anon gets his order
>shuffles over to his usual table
>mops the sweat off his brow with a few napkins
>takes a large MLP "bib" out of his pocket.
>It's actually a one size fits all poncho
>just looks like a bib compared to Anons massive frame
>Anon takes out all his McDoubles and takes the top buns off. Just like he does every day
>bites each one of his nuggets in half and places the the other half on all six of his burgers
>tips out all his fries onto the tray. Dips them one by one in the nugget sauce
>he whispers something every time he bites one with his massive jowls
>think you hear him say "she likes me"
>Anon looks right at you
>gets another fry
>"she likes me not"
>Anon smiles
>you smile back. Your stomach filled with dread
>You're a team player
>take your break spend next 15 minutes throwing up crying hysterically
>pull it together Tracey. Chads never gonna want you if you're like this.

>>37593353
>After taking approximately 55 minutes to eat his chips one by one
>Anon leaves the two uneven nuggets in the box
>quickly inhales his mcdoubles
>he doesn't even chew really
>just stuffs two of them into his mouth and gulps down soda and swallows
>god how can someone be so disgusting
>he beltches loudly
>you think you hear a shart
>he's gonna come to the counter again
>he always does
>for some reason he's sweating more than usual
>seems to be shaking
>he folds up his bib
>starts waddling to the counter
>you smile
>"Can we get you anything else today sir?"
>"Ahh umm umm 4 large chocolate Sundaes please"
>"Ok that'll be $6.95 please"
>Anon pulls out $10
>fumbles with something else
>it's paper
>covered in layers of sweat and burger grease
>says Disney on it
>Is that a ticket
>"I-I-I-I w-want you to come to Disn-"
>You quickly cut him off
>"We can't except gifts from customers. I'm sorry sir"
>holy shit was he trying to ask me out?
>fucking gross
>oh my god
>"Here's your order Sir. Enjoy your meal"
>"T-thanks" says Anon
>Takes his four Sundaes and heads out the door

>>37593582
OP BTFO so hard that he's probably sitting on the moon right now.

Literally the dumbest thing I've read on this board this week, hope this is bait

As a skinny guy, is it okay to go to MCDonald's often to gain weight?

>>37593582
>shifts almost over
>god what a day
>sweat literally smells like fries
>just want to go home
>Maybe Chads messaged you
>the door slams open
>there's an angry stern woman there
>Anon shuffles back through the door after her
>his face is beetroot red and there's snot pouring from his nose
>his eyes are puffy
>"Tracey is it? I'm Anons mother. I'd like to speak to your manager"
>go get manager
>get called into office at end of shift
>Mr Noseberg looks at you angrily
>"Now Tracey, I thought you were a team player. I really did. But apparently you made one of our customers very distraught today."
>"I managed to come to a compromise with his mother and in exchange for 20 nuggets and 15 vouchers for a free apple pie, they've agreed to drop their complaint"
>"I'm docking your wages for today. And tommorow"
>"See you here bright and early Tracey"
>"Y-yes Mr Noseberg"

>>37590787
No, invite her to your house to watch a Disney movie

>OP's post: autistic virgin fantasy

This: >>37593582 = Reality

How many chins do you have OP?

>>37590764
Steer away from Disney fanatics. They're the ones that super love their parents and still have tickle fights with them at the age of 23

>>37590764
Are you in Florida OP? She sounds like someone I know, srs. is she black?

>>37590764
she's just being nice you autist

Invite her to Disney World. If she says no
kill her and her entire family.

>>37590764
no you retard
get her number first or you'll look autismo

>>37590764
More than likely shes just being courteous/ doing her job, if you really do like her though you can still try to ask her out, but disney world on a "first date" would be pretty nuts, and I doubt she would trust someone shes only seen at mcdonalds. Ask her out to lunch or a movie before even thinking about spending money on a trip to disney with her.

>>37593798
Prolly not

Origanal

Don't listen to these fags, do it.

>>37590764
Absolutely, can't see anything wrong with this flawless plan.

Women LOVE being asked out at work, especially to Disneyland when the tickets have already been purchased and the one who is asking is the guy that always asks for 3 packs of sauce for his mcnugget meal.

>>37590764
>Should i book a trip to Disney world for the both of us and surprise her?

This is an excellent idea. I mean, I don't know where you're gonna get that kind of money but if you pull it off, it could lead to a great "how we met" story when you guys inevitably tie the knot.

>>37590764
Don't do it anon
if a guy ever did that for me I'd turn him down, tell my coworkers, and try to avoid contact completely

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>>37590764
>McDonald's wagecuckess notices your fat, disgusting carcass hobbling ino McDonald's for the same revolting, processed slime they call food every day
>S-should I ask her to go on an expensive vacation guise?

>>37591086
your right anon.

we are being negative, you should do it.

but also record it, that would show us all how wrong we are.

>>37593353
>>37593582
>>37593902
this was entertaining to read, good job

Please let this be bait. If not, then OP, you need to speak to someone and get advice. Do not go ahead with your plan.

>>37590764
do you actually communicate with her outside of mcdonalds?

I'm more shocked by the fact that you go to MacDonald's every day. I eat fast food like once in a few weeks and even then I think I do it too much.

>>37590764
Yes do it!!!!! She will feel obligated to pay you back in sex!!! Get laid. Do it!!!!

>>37590764
>Go to McDonald's daily for lunch or dinner

What the fuck

>"hey you"
I've never had a girl say this to me, this blows. It sound impolite yet affectionate.

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my "friend" did a similar thing:

>has 3 years of highschool and no skills
>2 years of unempoyment/neet
>dad finds him job through "connections"
>janitor/labourer in some other town
>work for 4-5 months (9 hrs a day/6 days a week)
>texts me and other friends that it's very hard
>3500 kuna per month ($500)
>at the end has saved around 7000 kn ($1000)

He told us this yesterday, didn't see him for a long time:
>he knew some girl from Sweden through GMod
>sent pictures, she looked kind of similar to pic related but a bit uglier
>they didn't talk to her in a long time
>he went to airport with the $1000
>buys plane ticket for Sweden
>he didn't even fucking buy it like a week or so before
>costs like $500
>goes there and wants to surprise her
>texts her "I'm here!"
>he doesn't even know her adress or anything
>she obviously doesn't tell him where she lives
>he panics and demands that she "has to" let him stay at her (parents') place
>she blocks him
>he didn't book a hotel or hostel or Airbnb in advance
>he goes to some random hotel and books right than and there
>apparently didn't know that you need a fucking round trip ticket to get back to Croatia
>runs out of money so needs to beg parents to pay for plane ticket and hotel so that he can wait for the day when he can board
>comes back to Croatia not only without any money, but in fucking debt

>>37590764
Buy a mickey mouse plush doll. Tell her It's been sitting in your closet forever and you found it while you were going through some stuff and it "made me think of you"