your biggest recent fuckup

I drove her away. Now she's staying at home for awhile to "think."

I fucked up

>>37589845
tell us the joke!
Come on, robot, let me post.

>>37589860
Yeah, I bet Chad came over to really help her probe her noggin.

>>37589860
if she is *thinking* it means that she has someone else on her mind that she can go with if she breaks up with you.she is just thinking on a nice way to tell you to fuck off.

inappropriate joke thread!

what do you call a female to male sex change operation?

>>37589918
A mistake. Rbrb

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>>37589845
>mom wants me to go to family gathering to see my grandma before she gets too old and dies
>tell her no because I'm too anxious to be around family
>the gathering was about 2-3 weeks ago
>grandma died in her sleep yesterday
She was the only one that treated me nice, guys. Literally the only one

>Taking a delivery at mcdicks part time job
>given checklist for stock off van
>too tired to check
>never been wrong before
>find out I'm missing a cage of stock
>dump blame on delivery partner
>he gets gang ballocked off managerd

Worked out well tbqh

>>37589950
an addadicktome

>>37589967
JesusChrist anon you let your grandma die without saying goodbye. Don't even off yourself, she'll probably be too upset to talk to you in the afterlife. I wouldn't be surprised if your family hates you now

>>37590024
My mom hasn't talked to me all day, my dad called me an asshole and told me to go back into my room and play my games. I stopped playing vidya years ago though

>>37590053
you should play some vidya anon.grand theft auto 5 is pretty fun.

>>37589967
know that she died asking herself why you didn't want to say goodbye to her

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>>37589918
what did the pedo say when he got out of prison
...
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I feel like a kid again

>>37589867
This

Even if you're going to lie you might as well tell us what it was, vague posters are fucking cancer