>tfw 7.5 x 5.5 dong >tfw I'm known as ' the guy

I wish you nothing but a slow painful death.
>micropenis reporting in

>>37587256
>tfw born with a micropenis
>it's my mom's fault for using so many (((beauty products)))

She literally injected my fetus with artificial estrogen (xenoestrogen) that completely cucked my genetics.

I fucking hate women, they ruined my entire life.

>>37587256
I'm sitting at 8.5 inches and 7.2 girth whats funny I was always paranoid thinking my dick was to small because limp its hardly there. That being said I use to get laid just for having a big dick it was great

>>37587302
Why do you care about having a micropenis? It's not like you were going to use it anyway.

>tfw average sized penis
>tfw hangy ballsack
Its not fair bros

>>37587302
>>37587319
its not a micropenis more of boiclit, how big is it and have you ever thought about starting HRT and becoming a woman?

>>37587256
>>37587330
Can we see some fucking pictures or what?

>>37587330
wtf 7.2 girth

>>37587330
How the fuck did you think it was small with it being that big? also KYS I'm 5.2 by 4.5

>>37587330
lmao dicklet
17" length 9" girth here, I have caused permanent damage and am legally not allowed to have sex

>>37587361
>>37587371
He's lying retards

>>37587360
>>37587361
no pictures also a old fag I found out a few months ago that my dad has a big dick as well ny mom was saying it use to cause her to get UTIs was very awkward, the downside of having that girth is anal sex is pretty much a no go and I have never came from a BJ

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>>37587350
No, I'm not going to cuck myself any more than my mother already has. I'm trying to keep all endocrine disrupting chemicals and xenoestrogens out of my body by only using special organic shampoo, soap, ect that doesn't have any of that shit in it.

So far my penis size has gone from 1 inch to 2 inches in the 6 months. There's hope, lads.

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>>37587360
OP here.
>>37587420
my Dad also has a big dick

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>>37587429
the fuck is this?
this shit real?
what is this magic shampoo you use on your cock called?

>>37587371
its maybe 3 inches long and showers at school everyone else looked huge no homo

>>37587394
not lying but cant prove seeing how I wont post a picture, there is some guy named John Falcon I think who has a 13 inch penis

>>37587450
I guess we had to get the big penis gene some where lol back when I was young and in military I hated getting boners in dress uniform it was a nightmare always paranoid in public I will get a boner and everyone will see lol

I'm legit 8 x 6, penetration is painful for girls, need a lot of foreplay and even then, I can't thrust all the way in.

Oral is another story, girls love to play with it.

Girl i'm with currently prefer oral/anal than vagina.

>>37587361
Whats funny I never measured girth until about 2 months ago its almost as big around as my wrist

>>37587520
>8x6
>prefer anal

And the lies keep coming

>>37587520
I was able to fit in most women almost all the way you are lucky she likes anal I wish I could do that more often but the size I think scares them away that and the pain

>>37587563
I'm not lying.

The fact that she love anal has nothing to do with my dick size tho.

>>37587563
not that anon but I had a friend who told me he had a 7.5 by 6 penis and his GF at the time preferred anal

>>37587458
The shampoo doesn't do anything, it's the lack of endocrine disrupting chemicals and xenoestrogens that has caused the growth, I think.

The low test shit isn't a meme, anyone here who is low test is probably because these foreign artificial estrogens in their shampoo is fucking with their hormone production system.

The stuff I use is locally based and sold at a farmer's market, sorry. If you google xenoestrogen free shampoo you might find something similar, idk

>>37587585
Weird thing is, i'm not into anal at all (Anal porn turn me off). The fact that it turns her on turn me on, but I just think of it as a vagina.

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very interesting thread imo

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not really into anal personally

>>37587256
Hey there dick twin, how's it hanging?
To the left I presume?

>>37587319
>She literally injected my fetus with artificial estrogen
What why?

>>37587256
>TFW dick is almost as big as my forearm
Girls lose their shit

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>tfw 7inch peepee
>tfw two fingers thick

Why must God forsaken me!!!!!

>>37588784
are you serious? 2 fingers thick? pics please no homo that sounds terrible lol

>>37587302
>>37587319
Prime example of why people hate those with small dicks, the rest of what should of been there goes straight to their head

>>37588330
you mean being fucked or fucking the ass?

>>37588989
women like big cocks its just a fact, ya they might have fucked a 8+ incher once in their life but they will never forget it, I knew a kid in military who was going to get blown in a tent she came out laughing so hard she was crying because he had a maybe "3 inch mini dick" I felt bad for him but was pretty funny..

>>37588268
QTS CANT RESIST THE BHC

>>37587693
Hmm does she ride your cock while its up her ass or just sit there and take it?

>>37588849
It depends on how big your fingers

hope you normalfags get hit by a bus

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>>37587302
Just gonna leave this here. You may find this useful in your situation.

>have a 7x6 wangus
>meet pornstar
>fuck pornstar
>get offered job

Life has been great recently

>>37588849
>>>37588784 (You)
>are you serious? 2 fingers thick? pics please no homo that sounds terrible lol

I cant right now, but yeah man it's fucking horrible I always have been subconscious about it. My dick literally stopped growing in 8thgrade. I want to talk to my doctor about it because I dont think it's normal. I mean the fucking length is there but I have no thickness.

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>>37588784
>7 inches
>about as thick as my wrist

>>37589144
which pornstar my dude?

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>>37589087
>>>37588849
>It depends on how big your fingers
My hands are not that big I'll take a pic of that so you can get and idea of where I'm coming from

>>37589187
just post a pic of the dick man, wtf?

>>37589368
>>>37589187 (You)
>just post a pic of the dick man, wtf?
Because I'm about to have lunch at a restaurant and I'm not going to pull my dick out in front of the table

>>37588784
>>37588849
>>37589087
>>37589187
>tfw 5.5 inches
>dont know girth, not quite as thick as two fingers but i have big hands

unless you got micro benis y'all need to calm down.

>>37589187
dude just show us your dick fuck man

>>37589537
5.5 inches is no 8+ with a coke can girth my man I have a small dick as well

>>37589450
go into the bathroom ffs

>>37589450
don't be a pussy pull it out under the table plenty of us as kids fapped at our desk at school or go in the fucking bathroom man

if that makes you known for being remarkably above average than I am a God

>>37589450
Senpai we are all waiting to see your penis its just that simple also nothing gay from my part I'm just wondering wtf it looks like

>>37589182
Natalie Mars

We have friends in common apparently. She's really cool.

>>37587643
Good to know. I thought the organic hippie stuff was a meme, but I'll try it.

>>37589816
Well lets see this King Kong Dong if not you have a little boiclit

>everyone ITT claims to have a humongous penis
>no one ITT posts a picture of said jumbo fuckstick
really makes you think

>>37589925
makes you think that not all of us are massive faggots hmmm

>>37589925
Because the miserable parasites on /r9k/ suck the fun out of everything
You can post a huge dick that's legit over 8x6, then they will ask for a time stamp and argue with you about how big it looks or how good looking it is and try to waste your time
It's not fun

>>37589964
I don't understand what is fun about talking about cocks or sending dick picks to robots?

>>37589925
i can post my small dick if you want

>>37589925
Not everyone's an attention whore. I myself have an 8.5 incher

But to be proud of your dick that you had nothing to do with is preposterous, although it's a good ego boost.

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>>37589941
>posts in dick thread
>I'm totally not a faggot tho guys lol

>>37589964
How do you get mad people ask for a timestamp when the entire point of the photo is posting proof

also

>and argue with you about how big it looks or how good looking it is and try to waste your time

The aesthetic part is i guess homos drooling over you but how big it looks is a relevant topic considering

>>37589996
It's not fun, robots are fucking parasites that will always try to make you feel like shit and waste your time
>post dick. I'm over 8x6
>''it looks small''
>post next to ruler
>post a time stamp larper
>Okay
>that's not the same dick
and like 20 minutes of time is fucking wasted
As fucking if I'm going to get myself fully erect and start fapping on some parasites command just so I can struggle to get a picture with my cell phone in one hand and keeping my dick at 100 percent mass in next to a ruler with the other making sure there is no way for them to tell me it's not as big as I say it is
and then when I do
>straighten the ruler more
then
>oh well 8x6 isn't that big anyways and yours is ugly fuck you cuck

>>37590074
It doesn't matter what you say on /r9k/ if it isn't self hating kike propaganda, people will want to make you feel like shit
This is a parasite board that loves the company of misery
You can post a perfect time stamped picture and then you will get responses like ''haha you just waisted your time on /r9k/ you're a loser virgin I bet you can't prove you even get laid''

>>37590074
ur homo lust and thirst is obvious bruh

>>37587256
Women think thats big..... Oh my willy isnt that bad then

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>>37587256
>6.75"x6.25"
It doesn't look like it and it makes me feel small.

>>37589537
We ate just asking for a dick is this wrong ?

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>>37587256
Don't be surprised. People on here are usually cucks that bait people into believing their nonsense about dick size. desu most women can't guesstimate size on the spot and assume that the dick is bigger than it actually is. Also most women can't take dicks that are too big like ones in porn, even your dick may be a challenge for some. Don't listen to the faggots on here, you're alright in the peepee department.

>>37590011
Post that dick

>>37588784
My dick is 2 fingers thick and it's got a circumference of over 6 inches, you must have tiny baby fingers.

>>37590094
>if it isn't self hating kike propaganda, people will want to make you feel like shit
imagine being so delusional that you think 4chan is left wing and silencing your right wing views

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>>37590129
Yeah they do... I think most people have a warped perception of their own size - average sized dudes think they're small, above average dudes think they're average. I couldn't believe I was big for the longest time, even after measuring. It was only once I got past my unhappy teenage years that I became confident enough to sleep with a girl, then another, then another... they were all vocally complimentary.

http://howlongismyschlong.com/
Perspective^

>>37590255
well i'll never get with a women anyway, but that is very uplifting

>>37587256

Women have no fucking clue. My dick is exactly average length and below average girth. Every girl who's seen it has mentioned how big it is at some point. I just let them go with it, what are you gonna do?

>gf winces when I put it in
>"You ok?"
>"Yeah just give me a sec babe, you've got a big dick"
>mfw

What am I gonna do, pull out a chart and explain that it's not that big? So just remember, average and little dick guys: just because you hear a woman claim she loves big dicks, it doesn't mean she has any idea what "big" means. Maybe her last bf was 3 inches and she believed him when he told her it was 5 and now she thinks that your 4 inch dick is 8 inches and massive.

Don't ever underestimate how dumb a woman can be.

>>37590153
Man you are big enough t turn a fag on

>>37590236
Another autist trying to waste my time by taking shit too literally as is textbook autist behaviour

>>37590319
>My dick is exactly average length and below average girth
stats?

>>37587256
That's ok when society breaks down and laws no longer matter big dick cunts will be the first to sleep forever...enjoy you're smart mouthing while you can I'll win in the end.

>>37590319
All women say their boyfriends dick is big if they like him because they know that big dicks are desirable I have a conversation with a somewhat sentient and more honest roastie (at least honest to me because I fucked her good) about this kind of thing
She was able to estimate my big dick exactly and knows the exact size of her husband, and she told me that she tells every guy he's big

>>37590404
Disgusting i hate women

>>37590359
Thanks

Originally planned to contain originality in an original fashion

>>37587256
>tfw 7.5 x 5.5 dong
I'm 5" flaccid and I hate not being able to walk around the house without wearing boxers to keep it back and hidden

>>37590366
6x4.5

>>37590404
Some of them were the types to lie about but but plenty weren't - one was a rabid sjw feminist who would happily rant about how bullshit it is to shame guys for having small dicks and had only dated women and never seen a dick irl before she met me.

I don't doubt that there are women out there who can judge accurately and I'm certain that most women will lie even if they don't consider a dick to be big but I have no reason to believe the average woman has any clue.

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I know I have plenty length but is my girth okay?

>>37590076
Not him but you sound like a bitch if your dick is that big timestamp and ruler Christ what is wrong with you?

>>37590041
you do realize you can talk about dick sizes and not be gay right? What are you some dumb faggot that thinks male doctors doing prostate exams are gay?

>>37590153
The size is average at best but you are still on the small side of average women prefer anything over 7.5 by 6.5+

>>37589450
BY NOW you should be done eating out where is dick pic man I haven't even scrolled down rest of the thread

>>37590017
lol no you don't bro 8.5 = 4.8 or you would post it you cuck

>>37590041
I'm not gay at all and still post in here not sure why you are such a homophobe?

>>37590076
All you are doing is crying and making excuses why you have a small penis. Having a erect cock is very easy and just stick your dick on the ruler and stop trying to add inches.

>>37590153
That's a almost 6.8? lmao small dicklet

>>37587643
That's absolute crap. You can't affect penis size after the critical period.

>>37591015
Yeah your good.

>>37591182
WOW you guys are such fucking faggots trolling cock threads rating anons dickmeat and just being 100% queer

>>37591212
Hey I'm gay I don't want them to stop

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>>37587256
>tfw you post your dick online and get flooded with messages
>ftfw you ind out its been reblogged on tumblr over 1500 times
>tfw ex's and old fuckbuddies will cheat on their boyfriend to have another round with it

Big dick life is bretty good anons

>>37587643
you know you shouldn't really even wash your hair (with shampoo) more than a few times a week, at most.

>tfw 6 x 5 dong
>received the following comments from women:
>"holy shit that thing is huge!"
>"it's so big, I can't take that"
>"you're going to kill me"
>"oh my God that's so deep!"
>"I've had bigger and it hurt like hell"
>"why is it uncircumsized?"

I think I owe the positive comments mainly to having a thin frame, a really well developed PC muscle which helps give me bone hard erections, and a good sense of timing. I get the girl really worked up and wet, then let her feel the dick through my pants. Women don't measure dicks the way we do, they will slide their hands all the way down to the balls and mentally add 2-3 inches to your length. The rest is mainly thickness, thanks to a good PC muscle it's closer to 6 inches at the base which also gives a sizeable boost to perceived size.

Truth is, most dicks are pretty big relatively speaking. It's only once girls have fucked around a fair bit that they start being judgemental - without anything to compare to it's easier to be impressive.

>>37590041
I'm PseudoBi, I find mens bodies hot but have no interest in having sex with a man or watching men have sex with eachother. I'll watch solo male (rarely), hetero, or MMF though.

I'm gay for the penis, but I won't have sex with men. I just never bring up publicly I'm like this because what's the point?