Let's start a robot only trailer park community. We can

Can i be the village priest?

>>37570662
I'm down as long as everyone showers.

>>37570662
I have a Computer Science degree and can code.

I don't think we'd be successful taking on robots who have never programmed before, unless they can demonstrate a degree of intelligence and organisational skills.

i'm in but only if we can set up a designated trap sex slave trailer

>>37570701
This is more unrealistic than an all robot community.

>>37570662
Doesn't sound like a terrible plan.
So what are the rules, in terms of people who are allowed to enter?

>>37570799
the obvious #1 rule is no females allowed

>robot community
>pareto principle still applies
>10 of the 100 person community rake in half the money
>half the community aint worth shit, freeload on the community
i'd still be down if there were some community rules and if i didn't have to move too far to join because i have a nice comfy govt contract coding job already.

>>37570662
This sounds kind of fun in a childhood clubhouse kind of way.

I`m not too good with coding, can I just be the peasant who mows the lawn around each trailer every week?

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>>37570799
You gotta bring your own computer and trailer / living arrangements. No women or non-virgins allowed. New members would have to pass a vote to be accepted into the community.

>>37571019
What have you done you motherfucker? Am I on some list now? Disgusting.

Do NOT search that in google.

This is more realistic than those fucking robot island threads. A thread isn't going to go anywhere outside of brainstorming. Make a dedicated discord and make sure it doesn't get off topic.

>>37571326
Took the words right out of my mouth. Coder here, willing to trade instruction for help from /fit/fags. If someone wants to make a discord I'm down.

sure make a plan I have money to chip in, I bet this time it will work for sure haha

>>37570662
everyone would lose their shit the second a girl tried to move in or one of the guys met a girl.

>>37571576
Just make things very clear off the bat - you are not allowed to be in a relationship, sexual or romantic, straight or otherwise, and live in the community at the same time.

We don't question your past history when entering, a sort of "don't ask, don't tell." If you were to end your relationship, you could be accepted back, but with certain limitations - you can't go in and out like a revolving door, say maybe two strikes.

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Only if people are willing to dress and act as non human races.

>>37570662
that sounds maximum comfy, where do we apply

>>37570662
Would women be allowed. No joke this is a good idea and there must be a trust fund neet who could purchase a cheap trailer park in some flyover state.

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Ill own the town ambulance service.
Face it, theirs going to be cardiac arrest due to all the sheer amounts of Doritos and tendies were going to consume

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>>37571789
can you read, ROASTIE?

>>37571805
Rig callsign
>Bot 0110

>>37571808
Yes, then no. I just didn't bother to. I should have known that question was going to be asked.

This is better than the other robot community ideas. It allows the community to size dynamically over time. Gives more privacy than the house ideas. You can just do this however you want in unincorporated land right? People could live in their cars too if they're too poor at first. And it should be easy to make enough to live if the more experienced are willing to manage and train the new guys.

>>37571096
fucking kek
>there are stull people falling for this

>>37571949
Am I gunna get v&

>>37570705
We can have them do more simple work like audio transcription. Most people here are good enough at spelling to do that. Most people could do something if they're helped to get the work.

>>37571941
They're all good ideas in principle, and you're right this is one of the better ones, or at least one of the more practical ones, but the underlying problem that's going to worm its way into every one of these hypothetical robot communes is the robot himself. The sad truth is too many of us have a chip on our shoulders and we'd find a way to undermine any external group's authority on our agency, even if that group are our peers. Because if we didn't, we'd be normies and we could integrate better and find fulfillment in society in the first place, which would of course negate the purpose of creating a robot commune to begin with.

>>37571986
Yes unfortunately, except the NSA or FBI to take your computer for evidence within a week

I'm good with construction, landscaping, and gardening (food/ evilweed wise). Where do I sign up?

>>37572092
You're probably right, but on the other hand, even if things collapsed miserably, most of up wouldn't be terribly worse off than we are now.

whats to stop a rogue robot from killing everyone then himself

>>37570701
Look at this fancy faggot. If you don't like the smell, then stopp smelling me.

is there a discord we can make for the development of this idea?

Oh right, we should probably have a rule against mexicans as well.
>>37572108

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Would I be allowed to have a gf off the living premises? Like, I never bring her over?

>>37572144
You'd have at minimum a trailer and a community hooked up with the local soup kitchens. Want to leave the community? Take your trailer and move to the other end of the park and hang out with the normies. It's not a big deal if some dude in a trailer park breaks away. The community could split in half and it wouldn't be a big deal, you'd just have two groups of self-supporting trailer robots.

>>37572211
Just don't tell anyone, there's no rules on coming and going. But really the rule is in place to stop normies from leeching, if you were a productive, sympathetic member of the community for a decent period of time most of us would probably be welcoming.

Last time this happened Janet Reno and the ATF happened. Bad times.

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>>37572108
>I'm good with construction, landscaping, and gardening (food/ evilweed wise).
You sound hispanic.
are you gonna bring a shitty chiuahua and let it run around barking all day and night?

>>37572195
>discord
I want normies to leave

>implying normies slowly but surely won't infiltrate and ruin this commune as well
Hey guys, I know it's against protocol but my cousin Chaz needs somewhere to crash for a few months, it's okay if he lives in my trailer right?

Am I allowed to run a crew and make money from selling drugs and extorting nearby businesses? We could even start laundering the money.

All the money would go to the collective robot community, and community members who take an active part in the "activities" would get extra payment and have a certain degree of authority over other people in the community.

What do you guys think?

>>37570662
>calling it coding
>ever
kys

>>37572311
Are your crew normies?

>>37572311
that sounds like shit

originally

>>37572336
We might have to get help from normies for to buy our bulk in drugs, but the crew based in the community can be entirely robots.

The robots that participate will be allowed certain authority over other community members.

>>37572300
why don't you chill with the purity test man. this thread's gonna 404 and then what will these plans be worth? Are we just talking or are we making plans?

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So what's the closest anyone's ever gotten to actually materializing such a "4chan commune/village/island"?

>>37572311
Oh right, we should probably have a rule against niggers as well.

Fuck off.

>>37570662
Normalfags will eventually invade and ruin the place with loud sex and parties.

>>37572378
Well Niggers can't be robots, so it's a moot point.

>>37572367
>authority over other community members

such as?

>>37572376
I just hate discord and want to purge anyone who claims to know about technology and yet uses that meme.

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>>37572311
That'd be a good idea if it was anyone else but robots.

Shit like gang activity or organized crime is best handled by normies. Majority of robots not strong or street-smart, and very ill-equipped to do and handle illegal activities.

>>37572311
Fuck off trent, we don't need some fucking druglord to rule over us. And why should other robots be your fucking shield when you fuck with the wrong person and they come around exacting revenge?

>>37572378
I'm a slav.

oregano

>>37572451
this, some thug asshole bullying everyone would ruin the whole thing

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>>37570662
So how will we black bots live in the same quarters as white racist bots?

>>37570662
Teach me the ways of coding, my dood.

>>37572454
>I'm not a nigger, I'm just the nigger of the whites

sure thing dmitri

>>37572417
you wanna get into irc then?

>>37572478
Start your own black commune, according to your own threads this place is literally crawling with black "robots" so population shouldn't be an issue.

>>37572516
Yes, that way we can weed out the incompetent.
If they can't figure out how to IRC they can't program.

>>37570950
I'd lose the vote then...

>>37572407
The robots that participate and become a part of the "crew" have the authority to carry firearms on premises. Also, if a regular robot community member has a problem with a "crew" member, they must ask the "robot council" before they can do anything

While a member of the robot crew can do anything he pleases to regular robots.

Any robots that abuse the authority however, will be subject to punishment by higher ranking robots.

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>>37572519
But I am a strong believer in diversity. Im sure black and white bots can coexist together somehow .

>>37571706

b-but how am I supposed to build my social skills without testing them on roasties? ._.

>>37572105
Why would you get vanned for searching random shit?

>>37572092

I could volunteer to be a sort of conflict resoluter, I'm very good at it

Would you guys accept a girl(male)?

>>37572590
Because you looked at nude children you pedo

this is a robot concentration camp

nice try, stacy

>>37572599
i personally don't have a problem with it, but it'll bring the temptation of degeneracy into the community which would be a problem.

>>37572599
As long as you share your means of reproduction

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I've been drawing up some schematics for the project, it's a little rough around the edges at the moment but it's only a first draft. Let me know if you guys have any additions or questions

>>37571019
you fucking demon

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To cut down costs even more I can dumpster dive when it's under 80F, as I actually do that now and find tons of food, enough for over a dozen people if I go out on a regular basis(assuming people don't mind eating dumpster meat, which I don't, because it passes the smell test). I can also grow weed and make simple wine. We can even grow our own vegetables with some kind of automated hydroponic system.

>>37572555
That is a terrible idea.

I vote no selling drugs. Robots are allowed recreational drug use, but drugs must be purchased off the robot community. Drug dealers are degenerate normies.

>>37572612
How is someone supposed to know that's what pn gives you. Also, thanks I guess? Spam?

>>37572664
we could have a designated tor computer for drugs

>>37572664
I agree, we robots want to be left alone as much as possible by the outside world, and giving police cause to get in our business is pretty much the opposite of the point here.

>>37572684
We could do that, but I think robots should have the freedom to buy drugs off-property if they know where to get them.

But no drug selling or gang activity on the property. There doesn't seem to be a lot of /k/fags on here, so in case any robot goes a little mental, I think we should also have a ban on firearms.

what do you guys think?

>>37570662
Why do people have to do remote jobs online? That's retarded. Just grow crops and get a few bee hives to sell honey.

>>37571986
nudism is legal so no anon you're fine

>>37571986
You're fine just relax you faggot
I was tricked into searching it a long time ago, nothing ever happened

>>37572712
I don't think we should outright ban guns, but we should have a policy about brandishing guns/weapons out in the open when inside the robot park.

>>37572401
What do you meannnn? I just wanna have buds.

>>37572712
Don't take away my guns

>>37572562
It's easy to believe in diversity when you're the group that gains from it :^)

>>37572763
Hey, since nudism is legal and I won't get arrested for looking at it in images

If I continue to browse through the images and fap without downloading or saving anything, is that still dangerous?

>>37572599
>>37572625
>>37572647

No. NO MORE FUCKING TRAPS, jesus why
Isn't it enough with the constant fucking spam on arcanine?

>>37572797
Go ahead, friendo.
Nice taste btw.

>>37572836
You sure, man? I'm a little worried. I feel like I the some guy who just found a suitcase full of money.

I found a treasure, but I'm deathly afraid of someone coming after me.

>>37572797
It might not be illegal, but you're definitely ending up on a watchlist, especially if you keep browsing it. Escalation is going to happen,

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>>37572849
Don't do it anon. Originallysimo

>>37572849
I was like that at first, but my desire to not live calmed me down.

I'll only join if there's a manlet pit

>>37572599
Only for public use.

>>37571986
yeah, i had to flee to mexico

>>37572871
I'm already on a few and I'm kms, so does it matter?

>>37572377
before trump, there were often threads about /pol/ buying an island or oil rig and starting a white ethnostate. a couple of kickstarters were started but no one paid.

>>37572478
niggers can't be robots. lynch yourself, groid.

Remember, wise words from /pol/: around blacks, never relax!

> yea breh i'm a blackbot for sure my nigga trust me
> wut do ya mean, identify-an as any-thang but simply az a robot and focusin' on my bein' a nigga proves that i's not a robot? my nigga you callin' me a normie?
> ayo back the fuck up white boy before i bust a CAP in dat ass, mothafucka. yo give me that fuckin' wallet
> shieeeet where da white fembots at?

>>37573014
>a couple of kickstarters were started but no one paid
Does not surprise me at all desu.

>not scared of robot shootings
I wish you all the best. Remember to keep an open dialog about mental health and firearm safety.

>>37573135
robots wouldn't kill each other unless some high-functioning "robot" moves in.

>>37570727
Pix of our traps nao

>>37573171
you mean the robots who get the contract coding work and bring in the money? Get some of those here and the useless ones will get resentful and turn violent?

>>37572298
>>37572205
HAHA this is great. I didn't realize how it sounded, nah I'm a white dude born and raised in the northeast just poor af and have been picking up necessary skills.

>>37573344
>>37572298
no chiuahuas also. Just a cat. and a rabbit that helps make compost.

i have no discernable skills, but would like to contribute to this robot commune. where do i sign up and what should i do to help?

>>37573421
you could probably do prep cook work like peeling potatoes and cutting onions and cutting meat

>>37570705
I'm an accounting and HRM major. I could theoretically look after the books and do the actual human interaction side of things

>>37573458
sign me up. this sounds great

>>37573491
under supervision from a more experienced kitchen person, you could gradually take on more responsibility too!

>>37573491
>>37573511
5yr chef (technically apprentice chef but get my Chef licenses in 5 months) I could be head chef. I worked in the army as a chef for 3yrs so I know how to cook for a commune

I'm a programmer, 2 years work experience doing fullstack stuff with javascript/jquery and ruby on rails, as well as some school experience with more OOP stuff that I could pick up again quickly.

we need to figure out location first. Land. Start with tents if need be. but this goes nowhere if we don't start somewhere other than offering skills on a message board.
idk bout u guys but I'm pretty screwed if something like this doesn't happen at some point soon.

>>37573038
Who the fuck speaks like this? I know damn well I don't or anyone I've met unless jokingly.

>>37573578
where do we get money for land? Who is putting up and how are we writing the charter?

This is why I wanted to make a discord, so we can make plans and organize.

>>37573622
it's not gonna happen.
and if it does happen, /pol/ will just take it over.

>>37573622
that is a problem. id join a discord. keeping this open in case anything comes up.

>>37573678
I don't want to admin a discord server, but I'd participate if someone wanted to make one.

>>37573693
I've never used discord, but dont the normies use it alot?

just make one and then give admin perms to someone else >>37573693

>>37570662
What's the IQ threshold for being able to learn coding? I suspect I have a 90-105 IQ.

>>37572654
Yes, can I get a tiara alongside the cat ears, tail, and tutu?

>>37573709
>robots can't use a piece of software because normies use it

well shit we better all install gentoo

>>37573693
yeah same here. I don't even know how to.
>>37573709
idk, ive been in a few rooms that seem to just be shitposting. i think anyone can make a room and set rules or whatever tho.

>>37573715
yeah fine, i'll do it.

ECxvh

>>37573709
in discord you essentially create an irc channel, and only people who are invited/have the link can join, so as along as we keep normies out in the first place, it won't fill up with normies inviting their friends. let's hope that nigger doesn't join or else robotville will just become a black neighborhood with rape, drugs, and violence.

>>37573762
i think the invite has expired. can you make a new, permanant one?

This actually sounds like a pretty good idea.

Just don't bring any pets, ffs.

>>37573964
yeah here ya go

a8x8TPU

by the way, this discord is for the purpose of this threads topic, so let's keep shitposting to a minimum. If you're an annoying faggot about it I will ban.

>>37573728
bumping this question desu

>>37574016
coding likely won't be more than 20% of the work that needs to be done here. There's lots of other work to do. However, I'd say 120 would be a good minimum, though it really depends on the kind of coding.

>tfw bought a cheap lot and a refurbished trailer outright for only $20k
>tfw semi-retired working part time 3 nights a week as security
>tfw no supervision so i just hang out, play games and browse 4chan

cost of living is almost nothing, more than half of my pay goes into savings
i could quit and live for 10 years already off of the money i've saved

Join a8x8TPU
We are currently brainstorming but most are asleep.

>>37573589
nigs in downtown atlanta are not very far off

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>>37570662
ill do it, Ill help out with the repairing and have a shop

Who shall we get for the park supervisor?

>>37572367
Fuck off with this. The instant someone gets more authority there's going to be a separation. Is that what you want, a fractured comunity?
No one should have any authority over anyone else in the first placr. There will be no Chads, no leaders, only robots.

what if im not a virgin but live as a need alone all the time

I was a robot for the longest time

>>37574776
Join a8x8TPU on discord only have 5 members atm 3 are asleep

>>37572417
martin shkreli uses discord

>>37574878
>a8x8TPU
more like all of u are asleep, im in under moseby

>>37570662
I always wanted to live in a trailer / RV.
Don't know what my occupation would be in this community though.

We are leaning towards using storage units instead of trailers. Join the discord if you want a new fulfilling life anons. You wanna look back on your life and see cuck shit like working some job, or look back and be proud of something you helped make

>>37570662
What's even the point? We already know some of you faggot druggies and pedos are going to get the place raided and ruin it for everyone else

I have a bunch of guns, and served as army mp for a couple years. Can i serve as the town gaurd? I can supply some robots who arent totally unstable with basic firearms training, and basic hand to hand combat skills. We can serve as the sword and yhr sheild of the commune and make sure the normalfags stay out.