Can robots be criminals? >Be me >Just turned 20 >Low

Man where do you live, all I've wanted is to get involved in something like that. I'm in the pacific NW. If you're not close to me can you tell me how I can find this sort of underbelly in my city? I just moved here. I was on the cusp of getting in in the place where I used to live but had to leave. Any tips or advice are much appreciated

>>37568986
Alright, it's not all bad. I found it through a friend. If you know anyone who does drugs harder than weed, they prolly know people. And sorry pal, I'm in Florida.

>>37569056
Yeah that's basically been my plan is to find a coke connect, problem is my friends I moved in with don't go out or anything and they like nice neighborhoods and upscale bars. I have to find the real scum around here on my own, hopefully won't take too long

>>37569103
Godspeed dude. If this is actually what you want, I guess go for it. Just don't fuck with any South American coke distributors. I tend to really only work with Russians and occasionally the IRA.

>>37569146
Idk I'm just a dumb punk so I figure I'll probably mainly deal with nigs and maybe Asian gangs where I live. It'd be fun to be honorary yakuza or some shit

>>37569225
The Asians are usually bros lol. I remember back when I was dealing guns with them once, and they literally sang karaoke with me.

>>37569267
Cool. I have a capacity for violence and a disregard for the law, plus a need for money and a want for drugs. I hope I can find what I am looking for

>>37569103
Come to Seattle, plenty of that shit here

>>37569056

>florida

Interesting Pal me too. I don't wanna do exactly what you are doing but my life is also meaningless so I am exploring my "options".

>>37568921
>Can robots be criminals?
>>37568921
>oversensitive pussy
No you cannot faggot.

>>37569540
That's where I am homie, go to blue moon Tavern tomorrow around 10 I will be wearing all black and combat boots with a green jacket, smoking Marlboro blacks

>>37569619
Well built? No baby face or anything? Most shit I know of is back up work. Don't mean you have to look like a fucking mercenary or anything, but you can't look soft either. Guys in international district are probably what you're looking for. Don't know any japanese "yakuza", but have a few contacts with Chinese that hire extra muscle when shit comes into harbor.

>>37569830
Clean cut still get IDed but I don't think I look soft, if you actually meet me you be the judge of that. 6'4" blonde hair

>>37570068
OK, if I introduce myself, not gonna say much, be prepared. These are just contacts for me. I don't get involved with the work. Just need you to know this kind of shit isn't a game. You can't be some try hard gung-ho faggot about it. You'll also need to procure your own piece. If you're serious I'll try to see if they have anything available soon. If so, I'll give you a date and address. If not, I'll just give you another date to meet up. I don't use phones for this kind of shit

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Up until recently, I'd say no, but now I'm very much open to the idea. Too bad I live in Canada

anyone in idaho

>>37568921
I wish I had a friend like you anon. That's sounds like such easy money and free violence? You made it

>>37570290
Understood, I don't say much either. Half expect you to either beat my ass or arrest me tomorrow night so let's both stay safe. I'm not in a position to do anything super soon but any connect is a good one for the future. Understand if you bail.

>>37570357
Nigga, I'm sure you could beat my ass. So don't worry. I just happened to make friends with the right people. Like I said, I don't do the work. I just collect a finder's fee every once and a while. I have a nice legal life and I like to keep it that way, so I'm usually pretty cautious.

>>37570456
Alright. We'll just see how this goes, have a drink, discuss in vague terms, and go on with our evenings

>>37570314
Theres plently of crime in Canada, are you in Toronto by any chance?

I turn 21 on the first day of fall. I have accomplished nothing in my life. My plan is to reimburse my dad for every cent he has spent on me by the time my birthday comes around. If I'm not able to do that I will kill myself on my birthday, which basically means I'm willing to do anything this summer no matter the danger or illegality. I'm prepared to shoot it out with anyone who stands in my way since failure will yield the same result as inaction (except failure will result in a marginally earlier death). I've got some schemes swirling around in my head, but does anyone have any suggestions for me? I'm based in NYC which is arguably the perfect location for this shit.

>>37571092
Not with all those cameras and armies of killer cops my man

>>37570787
No, Vancouver. Wouldn't even know where to look, I've kept my nose absurdly clean up until now.

>>37571120
you don't know what you're talking about "my man" you just want to talk shit about New York for whatever reason.

>>37571162
He's not wrong. New York once was the perfect place for it, but now urban hellscapes like Chicago might be better.

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You guys arnt beginning to set up an organised crime unit right? this is just larping?

>>37568921
You fuck up dude, you will never leave this. Its fun but you will get paranoid the more you get into, and jail is just a place to do connections when you are out

>>37571228
are you gonna SNITCH or something. snitches get stitches.

>>37571125
Fellow 604fag. It's not as hard as you might think.

>>37571924
Really? I'm pretty clueless on the matter at the moment.

Run. Save and run. Anything keeping you there is gone. Get out whereno one will find you and dont look back

>>37568921
>beating some rando nigger drug dealer with a pipe
I bet that felt great

>>37571968
Depends on what part you live in. You can post a throwaway if you want to learn more.

>>37572382
Give me a minute, I'll see what I can do

>>37572382
[email protected]

>>37572882
Done.

top original

>>37572987
Anything I can reach you back by, assuming you didn't get it?

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>>37573201
I will hold onto your email.

How do I find connections like that? I only know a kid who sells weed

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>>37568921
>Can robots be criminals?
My younger brother does assassinations and kidnappings for the Camorra. He started out just doing armed protection for the apartment complex where they sell drugs when he was like 17.

He makes a roughly 9000 to 10000 a month apparently, and a couple thousand extra per murder.

I tried asking him to get me a job, but I am way too beta and scared of getting involved with camorristi. Plus I have shitty social skills and I'm slightly autistic.

>>37573592
>He makes a roughly 9000 to 10000 a month apparently, and a couple thousand extra per murder.
Does he get paid in cash or what? Do they just hand him a paycheck? How does that work? Also, how many people has he killed? Is your relationship with him on good terms?

>>37571200
fuck that lame shit new york is where the real money is at

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>>37573839
I think he gets paid weekly or daily in cash, not sure how. Also Idk how many people he's killed lol. But he's killed a few.

We're not on bad terms, but I don't think he likes me very much. We don't live together. On the plus side, if he ever dies or go to prison, my mom and I should get a couple thousand extra cash a month.

>>37573917
where does your younger brother live and how do I join his organization? I have nothing going for me in life and I dont care about violence

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>>37573969
We live in italy lol

Don't think like that. My brother and the people he hang out with are scum and they literally pollute the streets. And it's not a good job for robots either. Loss of interacting with normies and lots of girls. My brother is pretty normie. Just play Yakuza or GTA on ps2 if you wanna feel cool while staying safe

I hope he dies soon so I can get that monthy fee.

>>37569619
>That's where I am homie, go to blue moon Tavern tomorrow around 10 I will be wearing all black and combat boots with a green jacket, smoking Marlboro blacks

This is some cringe-worthy LARPing.

>>37574243
That's literally how I live my worthless life, I'm scum and I know it

>>37568921
Fake and gay. I really fuck with coke bruh aint nobody out here leaving this shit behind a dumpster for someone else to find.

>>37575243
Yeah, OP's "story" reads like some mobster fanfiction.
>Just don't fuck with any South American coke distributors. I tend to really only work with Russians and occasionally the IRA.

Come on, nigger. Did you watch Eastern Promises for the first time?

>>37575243
>>37575283
I can tell you have never been in a gang like me.

Fucking morons acting like they know shit...

>>37576115
What gang are you in?

originalio.

>>37576151
I used to be part of antifa until I got kicked out for breaking a guys jaw.

>>37569146
>>37575283
>the IRA
That group that doesn't really exist anymore outside of tiny little inbred estates in Ireland?

>>37576199
Lol antifa are larping communists

>>37574046
>I hope he dies soon so I can get that monthy fee.
So basically they offer death insurance?

>>37576240
Don't believe everything you hear on /pol/ kiddo

I fucked up a lot of trumpanzees in my time

>>37576282
antifa isn't a gang. Aren't they some anti-racist group or whatever?

Most gangs/mobs are pretty racist, last time I checked.

If you're gonna go out, why not with a bang?
You got nothing to lose, killing spree imminent.

>>37576311
Antifa isn't like most gangs... They actually stand for something

>>37571092
Why such a dumb plan? You've got decades left to accomplish something - take it slow!

And why do you want to reimburse your dad? Have you talked to him about it? Wouldn't it be preferable to become a dad yourself?

ITT: faggots who think GTA is a documentary.

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>>37570290
>These are just contacts for me. I don't get involved with the work.
I find this hard to believe. My family is in organized crime, and while I don't know too much into their activities, they keep all the major "contract" stuff and business decisions like that inside their inner circle.

They wouldn't trust some guy who does contracts for several other clans of other ethnicities. They wouldn't risk any loose ends. Someone they barely know who does "freelance" stuff has no guarantee of keeping quiet.

I dunno, maybe americans are different.

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>>37576311
antifa are mostly either:
A.) retarded rich kid progs in liberal cities
B.) butthurt commies
C.) Various flavors of hedonists who desperately want to stay on their hedonistic treadmill

Tbh I like them more than normies, even if they're almost always completely broken people. At least some of them are fanatical enough to escalate instead of being satisfied with stagnation.

>>37576377
You italians are really fucked up.
Is your family one of the groups profiting from enabling the african invasion?

>>37571092
That's a lot of money, anon. He accepted that he would have to spend money on you as a father before you were even conceived

>>37576258
Not that anon, but yes, cammoristi pay for the funerals of their dead and give their families an allowance for a certain amount of time. If you get imprisoned, the longer your prison term, the more money they send to your family.

>>37576416
I don't really know, anon.

hay guise where do I find teh super illegal connex im like mad buff and got at least ten guns. i have never gone 2 therapy 4 my anger issues so im ready to spill sum syurp if u catch my drift :-)) im professional, Yung, cut, 7.5 inches, CLEAN

>>37576331
Does antifa fuck with drugs and weapons and shit?

>>37576638
No, they're some shitty political protest group, they don't actually make any profit.

>>37576331
They stand for being cucked commie queers.

Come to my town and try to hit me with a bike lock, and I'll put a bullet in your brain.

>>37576331
every gang stands for something nigga. politics, money, the street you grew up on, all of the above, whatever. it's all the same shit.

>>37576377
Contacts, nigga. Not contracts. From what I know, they like hiring outside white guys as backup for small time shit. Something about them being better for not knowing the language. I have a couple friends actually the organization that toss me a few bucks if I can point people their way. I work in delivery so I meet a lot of people.

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>>37568921
I have some downloaded music that I didn't pay for

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>>37577194
I see. Stay safe, I guess.

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>Can robots
>Friend of mine

sage, enjoy the 200 posts ommited by the influx cancer

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Nice Hotline Miami LARPing lads

I don't know about criminals. But I made a thread a couple of days ago where other robots called me insane.
I said I wanted to adopt a child and that I had stopped taking my depression and schizophrenia medicine so I would look normal to the Child Service Workers. The way I see it if OTHER "ROBOTS" are saying I'm crazy, I don't know what the lines are.
There's Normie, Criminal, and pure crazy. The fact of the matter is there are no such things as Robots. Just those three.

>>37578296
You said you wanted to adopt a little girl and turn her into your sex slave. Why are you leaving that part out.

>>37578296
A lot of criminals are normies.

>>37578332
Can't tell if you're trolling.
I would never hurt a child. And I would never adopt a girl.
Mostly because girls are horrible creatures and she would eventually have orbiters like you around her.

I used to prostitute my self on website like craigslist and what not.

>>37576377
What's it like being the daughter of a crime family? Did you ever do fucked up shit? Was daddy nice to you?

>>37578355
This is true.
Do any of you draw a line through insanity and being a criminal? Apparently the only thing that seperates the two is planning out a crime before committing it. And then there's the people that don't engage in hard illegal activities (like OP's or Cheese Pizza etc.) I think those people are the outliers. Those would be the real normies.

Look, I've dealt with this before; the other way, they made me take on thugs like the ones you beat, narco groups and hitmans like you.
There's never secured money, most of the time I had to scavenge the thugs for their rolex and car keys.
I had a job at a school as a janitor so I wouldn't look as a suspect carriyng cleaning stuff around, real powerful shit, latex gloves, and face masks along with other stuff you wouldn't normally have in your car.
I didn't kill my self because I wanted to enjoy more of life, for the people I once saw face to face.
I can't tell who I worked with because they keep a close eye on everyone, but you sure know who they are.
All alone, couldn't take the mask off in front of a mirror, couldn't see myself transforming back into a human from that monster I were, or else I could puke.
Still don't have the guts to hate myself.
It was always around 5/15 minutes inside, then you're all done and gone never 2 times at the same place.
If I was lucky I could find a maletin with a bunch of money at the hostages' room, which was generally easy to clean.
The few people that saw me face to face didn't even die, and they are still around.
Every day is an emotional trip to keep myself alive kind of a fucking sick game.
Play it like that too, never too late to find some fun before death.

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>>37578548
>What's it like being the daughter of a crime family?
Like a regular rich family.
>Did you ever do fucked up shit?
No. I've never been arrested, done drugs or fired a gun in my life and I plan to keep it that way. I do not think being a gangster is appealing at all. My dad was one of the richest people in Naples and he spent his last years free in some crappy tiny underground bunker with barely any human contact. All that power and money didn't do much.
>Was daddy nice to you?
Yeah, but the way he treated me differently let to a lot of insecurities for me.

He never "groomed" me like he did with my brothers. He never taught me anything about his job or showed any intention to.

He showed me typical fatherly love and bought me stuff, yeah, but he never "hardened" me like my brothers. Not that I wanted to learn, but it makes me think he saw me as a failure or incapable from a young age since i was really quiet and kinda stupid.

It's probably why I ended up an anime watching sperg instead of a gangster like other women in cammoristi families.

>>37569146
>I tend to really only work with Russians and occasionally the IRA.

LMAO

the absolute state of your lies

Here's an advice, anon:
If you are into the drug market someone like me will probably end you, and there's a slight possibility that you won't even see him.

>>37578640
Boo hoo, you're a spoiled rich roastie who daddy didn't pay enough attention to.

You had everything handed to you on a silver platter and you claim to have insecurities? Fucking kek, you have no idea what insecurities are, you were probably validated your whole life by everyone around you. You have no idea what it's like to be truly ignored and thought of as a failure.

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>>37578749
Forgot my image. Pepe is annoyed.

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>>37578749
>>37578755
You're right. I am just a spoiled roastie. What do I really have to complain about? I really am stupid and worthless.

I guess I am technically although it doesnt feel like it
I just sell my prescriptions on le deepweb and make a grand a month on the side for that

Can robots be criminals? Yes, everybody can be a criminal, it just a question of are you willing to do it. But i guess most of you are total cowards to do crimes anyway. Good goyim citizen.

the sociopaths itc need to get v& and locked

>>37569146
>the IRA
They still exist?

>>37578640
>>37578949
youre larping so hard rite now

>>37580448
If I was, I'd make myself out to be a badass mobster.

>>37580435
What the fuck is the IRA? Google gave me results on like 10 different groups.

>>37580616
Pretty sure it's the Irish Republican Army. Those guys who carbombed Belfast a lot

>>37576476
Fucking kek why did everyone skip this