Today is the day! I have $33 in Super Lotto and Pwoerball tickets

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>>37565199
good luck anon, i really do hope you win

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Are you the same anon who have been making these threads for years? I truly hope you win anon

What state is super lotto at?

my mom texts me when the powerball gets really high and says to go buy a ticket because "the odds are the same"
it costs 2 dollars and it only happens like 3 times a year. I got a ticket today. I never win the millions

>>37565199
thanks for feeding that jackpot for nothing.

>>37565199
I legit might try to win that 1k a week thing Ontario has. I know getting it in a lump sum would be "better," but I don't trust myself not to binge.

>>37565199
You are more likely to die right now than you are to win the lottery

>>37565199
I see the idiot tax is still in full effect

I went a little crazy and blew $100 on tickets this week. I know, I know, "idiot tax" blah blah but my life is literally beyond repair at this point without winning the lottery so I might as well play.

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sounds like you need some meme magic hommie, lemme hook u up, i hope you win some mondo huge prizes