>start losing an argument
>opponant makes a typo
>>37562015
>about to win an argument
>make a typo
>>37562015
>opponant
>>37562015
>start losing an argument
>everyone else in the thread gangs up on you
>>37562015
if you know you're losing an argument you must then know that you're wrong?
>>37562015
>see 2 anons arguing
>act like I'm one of them and respond with retarded shits
>>37562015
>starts a thread about typos with a typo so people would call him out on it and bump his thread
heh... clever...
>>37562015
>start losing an argument
>call opponent an virgin
works everytime
>>37562103
genius why have i nott done this before
>make post
>everybody ignores you
>go on instagram
>fap to women you could never fuck
>>37562093
Yes, or you can't come up with the evidence required at the critical point in the discussion, or can't state your view on a easily understood way.
>start an argument
> wait until some simp jumps to my defense
>Leave
>>37562276
Holy shit this
>cum in blanket and go to sleep
>>37562453
>edge but don't cum
>go to bed with blue balls
>about to lose argument
>sees anon make a typo
>literally laughs my ass off and rubs hands together
>win argument
>award myself 1 masturbation for victory
>find interesting thread
>write some-what detailed post
>no one replies afterwards and thread dies
>>37562015
>blow the fuck out of anon in a thread
>he stops responding and disappears from the thread without admitting defeat
how the fuck do i get my award for a victory in an internet argument
>>37562772
>make shitty thread
>get BTFO'd immidiately
>never reply in that thread again pretending im not there anymore
>be an old virgin
>argue that old virgins should give up on pussy and become cuckolds
>never make a typo
>win argument
>>37562015
>Opponent gets increasingly more annoyed and is using curse words.
>Keep using excellent grammar and stay level headed.
>>37562015
>start losing an argument
>shout racism
>find a Lamborghini
>key it
>>37562015
>start losing a debate
>opponent has far less charisma than you
>talk over the opponent and speak emphatically
>the crowd puts its energy behind you and your opponent becomes flustered
>win the debate
>>37563205
trump hasn't won one debate
>>37563964
He just won the presidency lol top kek rekt fagggggggggoooooooot
>>37564140
>is president for like half an year
>still talks shit about the candidat who lost
?
>>37562015
>start losing an arguement
>call everyone a samefag even when there's no point
>>37564274
>an year
Looks like we have a winner.
>>37564274
>already going through large chunk of campgain promises
>nothing better to do
>keep typing paragraphs long posts driving home the point i'm trying to make
>opponent keeps responding with insulting one liners
>my posts become longer as i become more angry
>opponent's posts become shorter and effortless as i become more angry
>the only way to win is to stop responding
>can't stop myself from responding
>notice mistake in own reply
>samefag and btfo yourself
>get (You)'s instead of losing
>lose internet argument
>everyone gangs up on me in thread
>anal annhilation
>cryingontheinside.png
>leave board for 2 weeks then return hoping people forgot about me
Repeat
>>37564383
I fucking love your work, man.
>>37562720
I did this too. It's okay Anon.
>>37562747
You can have a (you), but only if you give me one
>>37564639
Its all yours my friend
Clfdo
>>37562015
>send a shitposting troll
>there's a typo
>>37562090
I know that feel. Fucking pussies everywhere.
>>37564306
One time an anon tried that with me and replied to two comments at once, which he thought were both mine.
I made a screenshot though and only one of them was a (you). Anon got BTFO.
>don't even peruse anything intellectual
>me winning against them just shows how dumb or easily manipulated they are
>someone tells me to kill myself in a post filled with anger
>Start giggling like a girl
>>37564886
>tfw shop screenshots to BTFO fags accusing of samefaggin
>>37562075
>>37562015
>>37562066
omfg guys this is hilarious, really made me smile inside my brain
>>37562015
>win an argument
>the other anon doesn't realize it
This is the biggest killer
>>37564140
mike pence won the presidency*
>Someone makes a thread
>they don't answer the question you asked
>thread dies
WHY
>>37562015
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!! HAAAAAA!!!!
>>37562015
>don't intend to make an argument
>sperg on a point of economic-history and how it relates to a piece of fiction and get a little utopian in my description
>someone snipes back with half thought out argument over this point and gets really angry
it was years ago and i'm still fucking furious. it didn't even evolve into a full argument
>>37562015
>see some anon make an infactual post
>spend 10 minutes coming up with something to argue with the motherfucker
>read my whole post at the end and realize this is retarded
>close reply box
>leave thread
>>37562276
This original guy gets it, originally
>start losing an argument
>makes a 360 and changes opinions and standpoint during argument
>calls the other person stupid with
reading disabilities for not understanding what i meant
>mfw
>>37562015
>Enter a thread
>Be an obnoxious cunt for no reason
>make OC
>see others post it months after you made it
>anon comes up with a well constructed argument, full of thought and clearly marked, ordered points.
>doesn't sound angry enough
>ignore him
HA. Who's laughing now
>realize im losing an argument
>pretends to be another anon who arguments against me
>wins argument either way