we need to find a way to make "not talking" more painful than "talking" (in other words, we're fucked)
>>37554831
What about this? You implant electrodes under your skin that deliver an electric shock directly to your testicles (not the skin, like the actual testes). In order to stop them from delivering the shock, you need to speak at least more than one half of every minute.
Within a month of this, you'll be talking in your sleep and you'll be a protochad. Problem solved!
>try to say something
>everyone's attention is immediately directed towards you
>"Whoa, anon actually spoke for once!"
>they completely ignored what you said
Talking will always be more painful
>>37554877
this is a brilliant idea. i have a feeling i'll only learn through pain.
my synaptic pathways are too rigid. too smart for my own good.
>>37554831
but not talking is already more painful than talking
isn't that all torture is for, making you talk