>Walk into public bathroom to take a piss
>See this
What do?
>>37553914
Report him to security for having his dick out with an erection.
>>37553914
Suck on that delicious bbc
I'm a femanon btw
>>37553991
That's not his fault. It's happened to me many times too at the urinal.
>>37553914
Whip out my superior BWC.
>>37554042
liar.
you know the drill
>>37554042
>I'm a femanon btw
>going to the mensroom
>femanon
Actually, that checks out.
Whip out my superior BFG (Big Finnish Cock)
>Not pissing like Chad
What are you, some kind of virgin?
Go pee in the stall like I usually do.
>>37554290
This, ignore and piss. If I happen to see security or a staff member on my way out of wherever it is, I'd tell them some bloke is flashing people in the bog, but that's it.
>>37554265
What's the Virgin pee style?
A male with an erection is natural. Natural as a mother bread feeding. It perfectly normal perfectly natural.
>>37553914
penis inspector here, you seem to be missing your balls
>>37553914
Help, as any good citizen would.
>>37553914
Do a 180 and walk towards him.
>>37554265
i lost it
love the chad comics so far
>>37553914
give him the old suckaroo
>>37554265
>ear piercing yelling
Holy kek see a doctor if you're yelling while pissing
>>37555441
>>37554625
Faggots need to be killed.
>>37553914
apologize for entering the mensroom
then rub one out in the ladies'
>>37554265
Best /r9k/ meme in a long time.
>>37554197
Post? Xolp
>>37554265
Am I a beta cuck for being a shy pisser? Whenever i try and piss in the urinal with anyone around i just stand there with my dick out being unable to piss, i wonder if its a vulnerability instinct or something like i need to be alone since im open to attack
laugh at him for being mutilated
>>37553914
Dudes got blood in his piss.
I tell him hit up a free clinic and stop fucking women.
Anyway why is he erect?
>>37558127
>i wonder if its a vulnerability instinct or something like i need to be alone since im open to attack
Pretty much...some animals hide their feces to other animals, most notable if you are a predator and want to catch prey.