My dick is so small that I joined the military. I'm so fucking mad all the time because my dick is so small and I'm ugly. I'm mad all the time and I use my political views as a shield to deter from my face and stature and penis size. I own a dog. I hate coloreds. I'm also smart so don't try to talk to me about anything because I'm smarter than you. And I'll beat you up faggot.
Please don't b-b-b-b-beat me up desu. I am just a helpless citizen
>hear someone was in the military
>their IQ drops 10 points on my IQ table
>>37550460
that guy doesn't look legit
his uniform says one thing and his body says another
>Be the kind of edgy faggot who should hate military personnel
>only ever meet the ones going for their GI bill schooling because uni fag
>nicer to me than other students
>approachable
>fun
>funny
Huh, is it just liberal hogwash pushing an anti-military agenda or am I experiencing a selection bias because I only meet the kind of ex-military that wants to go on to secondary education?
>>37550504
Stop hanging out with the retarded grunts, idiot.
>>37550792
>>37550809
Lol you two should go fuck each other with your tiny penises. Fucking retards I swear to god.
>>37550792
Vet here. Ofc we're happy in Uni, we're going there for free and even getting free rent and food money.
>>37550792
You can hate the institution without hating individuals in it, see police.
>>37550919
>your argument is invalid because genitals
ok
im a civvy so don't bother replying with the same thing
>>37550925
>free
Not really, you pay the money back by risking your life. Unless you're an officer or you're in the chairforce, you're probably gonna see some fucked up shit.
>>37550925
Well, why do the pricks getting mommy and daddy to foot the bill act like they have a stick up their ass?
>>37551001
Idk ask them.
>>37551000
Fine, SUBJECTIVELY free.
>>37550925
Idk what your retard lingo means but it makes no difference anyway. Being in the military is more pathetic than working at buger king. your a fucking tool and a small dicked faggot waste.
>>37550932
>on a walk
>see cop walking towards me
>cop points at me
>get spooked
>cop approaches further
>cop says "hi five!"
>hi five cop
>keep walking
>still kinda spooked
Was he making fun of me?
>>37551036
>lingo
Huh? Vet = veteran, Ofc = Of course, Uni = University.
Are you retarded or a europoor that can't into English?food = sustanance that you put in your body like chicken and watermelonincase you're african and haven't seen food in weeks
>>37551060
Maybe he just wanted to give you a high five? Cops can be people too sometimes.
>>37551060
He probably mistook you for someone else when he pointed at you but didn't want to spill spaghetti so offered you a hi five instead
>>37551070
samefags stop
>>37551114
Did you reply to the wrong post or what?
>>37550919
Your penis probably isn't even big. Rignal
>>37551112
>tfw that cop was a robot too
>>37550460
>I'm so fucking mad all the time because my dick is so small and I'm ugly. I'm mad all the time and I use my political views as a shield to deter from my face and stature and penis size. I own a dog. I hate coloreds. I'm also smart so don't try to talk to me about anything because I'm smarter than you. And I'll beat you up faggot.
your average /pol/ user
>>37551408
About as insightful as a Daily Show gag.