What was the most ferocious nut busted and what were you busting to?
the first nut I busted. Still remember it I was like 14 I think I started late. But was to imagining fucking a girl at my school
The first time I fapped to a 2d trap...
I don't remember what I was busting to all I know is that the nut reached the ceiling
>>37550373
oh god i remember it so much
>be me, 9 or 10 y.o.
>home alone
>was browsing newgrounds because i had nothing else to do
>find a liru wolf girl r34 flash
>shit was so intense
>was about to bust a nut until..
>my sister comes home
>blew a load so hard i could've broken my hand
i did not have a personal computer so this computer was in the living room.
sorry for bad English
>>37550373
At boot camp busting over my thicc RDC.
>tfw we had curtains instead of stall doors so anyone could have come in and saaw my eruption of cum
>>37550373
Sailor Mercury. She wasn't even my favorite. But I stumbled upon an entire folder of her naked when the internet was new and that was a rare thing.
I couldn't touch myself, my family was around. So I looked at them for like 1.5 hours.
Then I went into my bedroom, took my pants off under the covers, and merely grazed the head of my penis with the sheet.
A literal cumfountain shot out of me. If I described it you wouldn't believe the volume. It was like I had spilled 3 or 4 vanilla yogurts in the bed.
Also the first time I had anal, and the first time we introduced "impregnate me" into the bedroom with an ex. Those were pretty intense too.
probably the first nut, was 11 and fucked an empty shampoo bottle in the bathtub. shit was cash
When I was around 11-12 years old and was playing one of those "Meet n' Fuck" dating sims on Newgrounds.
>>37551039
You're a brave man for doing that in the living room.
Came literally three times in a row while playing monster girl quest. I've never been able to do that since.
>>37551201
a kid has his needs,i did what was necessary
>>37550373
Since I'm a girl, the biggest nut ever on me (like a total of 5 times in my entire life) was with the guy I've been seeing. I have nice abs now, so right before he came during sex he took the condom off and blew it all over my abs. It was A LOT oh my god. It even reached my tits. It felt nice having his warm cum drip into the crevice in the middle of my abs.
>>37551225
Yes, Anon.......I too have gotten the best fap from MGQ.
>was watching porn
>chick got creamed
>cum oozing from her vag
>she starts squirting and twitching
>I cum what seems like a small glass worth
>it just keeps coming
>I'm amazed
>start clean up
Weird thing was she wasn't that hot really, but it was a hot video.
>abnormally horny
>porn and jacking off isnt cutting it anymore
>feel a sense of desperation
>humping everything pillow bed etc
>imagen theres a semen demon infront of me and start humping the air
>angrily hit my wall because khv no gf and im thrusting my penis into nothing
>go on /x/ and make a thread about summoning succubi
>everyone calls be a fag and told me they werent real
>starded doing some research that lasted about 6 hours
>exhausted finally run into something legitamate with a bunch of retards saying it worked
>found the key to the fountain of semen demons
>do ritual and go to sleep
>wake up and im paralysed
>notlikethis.jpg MonkS
>hear a female voice talking gibberish
>feel something get on my bed
>for some reason get extremely horny
>ecstasy all over my body didnt know i could even feel this way
>literally semen demon appears in top of me
>feels amaizing cock is diamonds and she very attractive etc
>she starts moanimg/screaming demonically sort of creepy but shatever
>kisses me her tongue is green and rotten but still hot tho
>about to cum feels like im in heaven
>just as i jizz nagasaki inside her she bites me and im no longer paralysed and i cum almost half a cup of cum on to myself
Semen demons
>>37551288
What's the biggest squirt you've ever had?
>>37550373
when i started watching scat
>>37550373
It gets posted here often, but my biggest nut was to pic related. Smug traps really get me going for some reason. I just wanna pound their boipussy and wipe that stupid smirk off their face
>>37551431
>>exhausted finally run into something legitamate with a bunch of retards saying it worked
>>found the key to the fountain of semen demons
Better share that anon
>>37550373
The first time I did itwhile wearing a diaper.I will never achieve such perfection ever again. Perhaps if I get a gf that wants to be my mommy.
>>37550373
>Been trying the whole HFO hypno thing randomly for around a year
>Decide to try again after not fapping for a week
>Get to the end of the audio and cum on command
>Entire body orgasms and I shoot all over my favorite shirt
>Sat there shaking for a good 5 minutes afterwords.
>Take cum soaked shirt to laundry room to rub it down with baking soda, detergent, and spit.
>Hard to keep hold of the thing becaus entire body is still shaky from orgasm.
>>37551727
>this garbage that gets spammed here
>your biggest nut
Best nut I ever had was when I dropped acid and watched some good hentai
similar to >>37552460
I watched the matrix after doing a tab and a bit, that sexy dance scene where they all party because theyre going to defend against the machines or something and it's just 1000s of people almost naked brushing up against each other, I felt what I can only describe as a primal urge to masturbate and was by far the best nut I have ever busted.
one time when i was 14 i got the handle of a kitchen knife (it was kind of thick and long) and fucked my ass with it and came for like 5 minutes straight and my legs were jelly.
Probably when I last got laid a few months ago. Hadn't fapped in a day or two. As I pulled out I could just feel the sheer force of the nut's exit velocity ~80mph as it fuckin' slapped her in the face.
Shit was cash.
>>37550373
some futa idol hentai
literally held my dick and busted 10 ropes (4 foot average shot) without stroking. been trying to get it back but haven't been able to
>>37551431
>>37551869
Anon I fuckin' swear you gotta share the fruits of your research with the class
So, about a year ago, I'd started taking one of those antidepressants that makes it impossible to cum, but then I just fapped so hard that when I nutted my legs went numb and I almost passed out.
I believe this is the pic I nutted to.
>>37551431
I believe you. But dont you go straight to hell if you give your semen to a succubus?
>>37551431
this better be fucking real and if it is you have to share the steps with your fellow anons
>>37550373
>when someone's about to catch you masturbating so you annihalate time and space in order to fap infinity times per second and nut so hard that someone dies
>dated a stripper for about a year
>in addition to being a stripper she was an alcoholic and heroin addict plus her dad molested her when she was a teenager, she had more baggage than the luggage compartment of an airplane
>anyways, she gave handjobs that were better than masturbating
>she knew exactly how to work my dick, she could make me cum in a minute or two if she wanted (she always teased me when she did this) and she could edge me indefinitely if she wanted to torture me
>one time she edged me for over an hour which was a record
>she brought me to the edge of cumming around 10 times without making me cum
>told me if I begged she would let me cum
>started begging and she edged me a couple more times before finally making me cum
>feels like I'm going to cum so hard my balls will shoot out of my dick
>I'm laying down with my legs spread and she is sitting in between my legs
>I came all over my face, fortunately my eyes and mouth were closed but it was several huge spurts covering my face, then I came on my chest some
>don't even care after cumming hard enough to register on a seismograph
>she laughed and licked it all off
>for about half an hour afterwards my body felt like it was glowing with aftershocks of pleasure and I couldn't move my legs
>cuddled and fell asleep
>slept like a baby and my balls still felt completely empty when I woke up the next morning
She was certifiably insane and it was an unhealthy relationship but sometimes I do miss her
>>37550373
it was adriana chechik sampling a young mans member
>>37550373
Hand/blowjob from girlfriend while she sat on my face. Tore up my fucking foreskin from the friction but holy shit I nutted hard.
>>37551288
Fuck of LARPing faggot.
Did anyone noticed new epidemic of faggotry on r9k?
LARPing has became new epidemic we need to eradicate it.
MTSP: Tachibana San's Circumstances With A Man
The manga that literally broke my dick
I was busting a nut pretty much every 5 pages, for a period of 2-3 days. My dick developed a bruise across one side and I had to switch hands.
Shit was fucking amazing.
Oh and I guess I've had some good sex in my time though the nut tends to be less of a focus there.
My first nut was probably my most ferocious. I was 12, and building up cum for 12 years led to some good results. I sat on my toilet and jerked until I came into the toilet. It felt so good that it was a little painful. It changed my mood for the rest of the day too, I felt noticibly more upbeat all day.
Second most ferocious nut was when I first learned how to edge.
>>37550373
When ilost my virginity to my wives when we are all teens still.
Some hentai, can't remember what
Busted so hard it shot over my shoulder
>>37553129
i dont think u understand what larping is.
if anything thats just rping.
although here a better term would be trolling...
A few weeks ago I was fucking my fwb (I'm going for maximum butthurt with this one) and I found an angle that made her start screaming like she was possessed after a few minutes. I pulled out cause I losing my mind and close to coming.
She reached down and grabbed my dick and pumped it so hard I came instantly straight into her face then unloaded over her tits, abs, pussy, everything. When she got up to run to the shower there was a cum angel on either side of her. Best nut of my life.
>>37550412
Now that's the real shit right there
>>37552966
>She was certifiably insane and it was an unhealthy relationship but sometimes I do miss her
lost it, fucking hilarious
>>37552349
need
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>>37551431
fake and gay, succubi drain the soul of the person they extract semen from after they ejaculate, duh
I can't think of one particular time that stood out but every time I find a new source of shit like an erotic lit piece or comic for my fetish I get super turned on. It's never quite as good as reading/seeing it for the first time any time I try to jerk it to that same thing afterwards, so I'm always on the lookout, but it's not like I can't get off to the old stuff anymore, it's just not as good.
I was fucking my gf on the couch at her old place and we didnt havr any form of contraceptive yet (really stupid and we're lucky nothing happened) so anyway I had to pull out, I was fucking her doggy style and when I came it flew over her and the couch and splatted the window.
Thats probably my most intense nut busted. Never been able to get that distance before or since.
>>37553587
please tell me the angle for the day i finally have sex with a woman
>>37554179
Lady lying on her back, left leg across her torso to the side. Pic related. 10/10 position would recommend, especially if you lean forward and put pressure on her with your hands.
Now bear in mind my dick has a slight leftwards-downwards curve, and I was swinging my hips sending it essentially up into the upper-inside wall of her vagina, quite deep, under the pubic bone and up towards the navel from inside. This is the underside of the clitoris complex aka G-Spot aka Deep Spot aka other buzzwords. Just remember - in and up.
Keep that up with a rhythm approximating "Stayin' Alive" for a while and I can confirm many women will cream themselves.
However if your dick curves right, I would cross the right leg, and if your dick curves up you'll be better off in a position closer to missionary to hit that spot.
>>37554531
>>37554179
Shit. Pic related for real this time.
>>37554624
thanks friendo
i also have a left-curving weiner due to masturbating with my right hand
hopefully someday i will be able to use this technique
I can't remember precisely but I was high on weed, hadn't busted a nut for over an hour, and was watching some real fucked up hentai
>>37554714
are you me
do you wanna clone eachother just in case then fuck all our clones?
>>37554673
I'm left handed - I don't think jacking off really curves your dick, it's probably more likely to be genetic.
Anyway, best of luck to you finding a willing female. My only other advice would be - focus on your breath. If you hold your breath at any point you can immediately lose control of your orgasm. Focus on keeping it steady and relaxed.
>>37550373
facebook pics of qts from my school
they weren't even lewd
but it was a big change compared to usual porn i jerked to
it was like accidentaly finding a secret level in your favorite video game
had a blast first time, after that it was meh
When I really felt like I resonated with this show an got off to her.
Rochester, MN 4-5 months ago was a pretty hard core nut that made my epididyms hurt for a couple of days but I forgot what I was fapping to
was stoned as fuck, was sexting a girl i met online (before she ever saw my face), her typing to me in real life and me being high as a kite made me cum 3 times as much as i usually do. lasted about a minute as well
>>37550373
Holiday in Cyprus, I was laying on the beach watching this topless woman, sprayed all over the bathroom later thinking of her.