Why haven't you suicided yet?

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>Elmo tattoo

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>>37547960
I would cross the street if I saw that thing coming my way

>>37547960
>I'm taken
Girls CAN NOT be robots

>>37547960
The banter game better be deluxe.

>>37547960
She should date black guys.

>I'm taken
Woww
>I'm looking for friends
I never get any when I say this.
>tfw wouldn't even mind someone looking like that if they were an OK person
>>37548073
Why

>>37547960
>Not
>Today
>*OO B|OO
>*Itty
>*****amCookie
I have to know what's on that shirt.

>>37548113
NOT TODAY BOO BOO KITTY
something amcookie

Holy shit... it's like she(?) is actively trying to destroy her life. At least most of us fuckers hate our selves for hour flaws, she doesn't even fucking notice them

>>37548166
wtf does that even mean?

Am I just retarded?

>>37548197
It MIGHT have something to do with Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Jay calls the hot girl Boo Boo Kitty Fuck

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>>37547960
>average body
I cant stop fucking laughing

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>>37548277
You know what? I have a feeling you didn't laugh at all. I don't think you even cracked a smile.

>>37548277
>this is the ideal male body
>the dog face growing out of the belly serves a wide range of practical purposes.

It's nice that she gained a pound over the course of typing up that bio.

>>37548431
This (along with the repetition) makes me think she's actually mentally handicapped too.
And she's still taken.

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>>37548431
oh fuck wow

>tfw we're basically seen as the male equivalent of her to to most women

>>37548631
Only if you're pasty, fat, and covered in tattoos. Don't be so hard on yourself

>>37548639
Not this anon but
I'm only 7 years away and I haven't even been in a relationship.
Not for lack of trying.
How would I not be hard on myself?

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>>37548856
I bet you're a great cook

>>37548974
Thanks anon. I am actually.