>be 48kg and 167 cm male
>chubby sister walks past me and looks at my stomach
>"Why can't I have a body like yours?"
>the only people who'd find me attractive is "straight" men that think liking traps isn't gay
>I'm not even gay
Anyone else have an existential crisis?
>>37547594
I'm right there with ya bud, except I'm 5'7.
Eating is a chore.
>5"10"
>135 lbs
>skinnyfat
At least I look regularly skinny with a tank top.
>>37547648
It's hard to over eat to gain weight. I don't eat a lot of snacks so I only eat at mealtimes and that's probably not enough.
Eating is pain
>>37547679
You're a guy aren't you?
>>37547752
I am a guy. That's what makes it worse.
>>37547594
Ye. 183cm, 57 kg here. It's rough when you like being skinny and soft with long hair so much while also being straight.
>>37547752
I don't eat a lot of snacks either, usually just two meals or so. My arms look like twigs, but I at least have some muscle on me. Just need some fat.
We should have a /SkinnyFucks/ general where we all come together and encourage each other, track weight and meals n stuff.
>>37547594
5'4
85lbs
And yes I just ate a burger.
>>37547594
>>37547648
>>37547679
>>37547827
>>37547934
i'm going to need photos of this
>>37547980
How exactly would you like me to take the photo?
>>37547980
Piss off ya degenerate faggot.
>>37547980
I don't want "straight" guys jacking off to me...
>>37548039
We're not straight and we're not going to beat off to you. You're not that good looking.
Now take a nice pic in the bathroom mirror wearing nothing but a long tee for us. If you're 18 or over, of course.
>>37548089
>women can't/refuse to be this funny when requesting nudes from you
Why are girls so dumb? I wish I was a gay faggot.
>>37547594
>be 48kg and 167 cm male
That sounds immensely disturbing.
>>37547594
>>37548039
Shut up you little twink. You want us to full your boipussy full of cum, just admit it already.
>>37547594
>uses words like "twink"
>anime girl reaction images
nice cryptogay thread
>tfw no twink bf to fuck
Another cryptogay thread
>>37548309
No it's not. I'm not gay.
I don't feel attracted to muscular men.
>>37547980
upon taking this do i realize that i'm not as skinny as others may be in this thread
>tfw no twink bf with a 12" feminine penis
>>37548328
are those winnie the pooh sheets? how fucking old are you?
>5'8
>Look like I'm 15 when I\m almost 20
>130 pounds
>Medium length hair
If I was just a bit more skinny I'd look like a complete fag.
>>37548370
I'm sure your current hairstyle makes you look faggy enough
>>37548388
Probably. I actually got a haircut yesterday and regret it. I miss my faggy haircut.
>>37548328
See
>>37548364
WE WANT ANSWERS
>>37547594
I am exactly like you! but I'm gaining and lifting to be more confident, stronger and more man-like
>>37547594
>skinny as fuck
>tfw too tall to ever hope to attract the traps aren't gay crowd
>>37548364
i'm 20. they're just comfortable!!
>>37548039
Not everyone has to be a faggot to want what >>37548089 said
Feel free to show some collar bone too
>>37548470
You are LITERALLY a manchild with photographic proof. How does that make you feel?
>>37548470
F A G G O T
Are you sure it's because "they are comfortable" or is it because you are a twink man-child?
>>37548534
Who care what a person uses as sheets?
I'd do the same.
Comfort>maturity especially at home.
>>37548568
So if someone were to come over you would have no shame?
>>37548534
>>37548548
maybe we can move away from my sheets and return to the original topic at hand
>>37548600
Chances of that are low
>>37547594
Man you are going to look ridiculous by your late 20s, kek.
>>37548600
>letting people into your inner sanctum
>ever
wew lad
>>37547594
Start lifting faggot, i'm also 168 cm, but i'm already at 60kgI would fuck you ass desu, because i can
Everyone in this thread is in the closet by necessity.
Girls don't want you so other guys are all you have.
>>37548732
not true, I had a gf once
>>37548732
True, but who gives a shit?
Beggars can't be choosers
>>37548732
>tfw I just want to feel loved
>>37547827
are you me?
I'm 1,83m and 53kg.
I also have long hair (and by long i don't mean shoulder lenght, i'm talking about mid back length) and my skin is soft as fuck.
If i wear normal/baggy clothes then i don't look as skinny, but if i wear anything remotely androgynous, people start commenting almost instantly about how feminine i look.
Also, if you don't have confidence in yourself (and/or your sexuality), don't even think about crossdressing, not even as a joke, the results are stupidly good.
>>37547594
post ass and balls pls
>>37548695
Are you a qt?If you are I would let you feel my soft cheeks slide over your hard shaft, desu.
>>37547594
Man I wish I had a body type like that, then my effeminate dress sense might be more acceptable.
>>37548902
Your face probably looks good too.
Thats how you pass as a female.
>>37548209
>>37548309
>>37548963
>OP, growing frustrated by his cryptogay thread not being gay enough, finally gets the reply he wanted
>>37549215
He was only pretending to be me. Trust me I wouldn't be gay in this thread. I didn't make this thread because I wanted gay stuff. There's plenty of trap threads on this board.
>>37549251
>thread has all the hallmarks of fagposting
>dude trust me
no
>>37549312
What is my end game then?
>>37548321
Who says im muscular? Im short and chubby aso its okay we know its a cryptogay thread
>>37549390
Insisting you're not a fag while actively being a fag is what fagposters do. I don't know you do it, but you do.
>tfw 5'2
>tfw low test and high estrogen
>didn't even ask for this
>try liftan and it only tones my feminine body
>I said fuck it and tried seeing what all the excitement about being a trap is
>my face is still fuck all ugly and I feel retarded so I regret ever trying that
>wash off make up and cry myself to sleep
>>37549116
>Your face probably looks good too.
I really doubt it
>Thats how you pass as a female.
Lolno, literally the only thing that you need to look girly is being skinny and having nice legs.
5'2
95 lbs
HRT in july
>>37549736
Don't do it. It isn't sustainable
>>37548453
Even if you're tall, I bet you're still a smol qt compared to me.
>>37549948
what do you mean
oragami
>>37549997
I'm 6'1". I doubt I'm smol unless you're 7 feet tall
>>37550039
6'4", I super originally win.
>>37547594
>5.49 ft
original pastarino
>>37547594
>>37548039
holy shit just get a man to fuck you in the ass and get it over with already
>>37548328
Don't listen to them, I think you're cute!
So im 5'9" 175 lb and 19. Ive lost 11 pounds in a month. Is qt boy aesthetic possible?
>>37549736
post pics of current body
>>37547594
>Have nice flat stomach and I think I pull femboy off okay
>Super self conscious about body because anyone whose not gay will see me as a lanky faggot.
>>37551308
That's really cute but god damn you must be a lanklet.
>>37551308
dude wtf be my bf
>>37551308
You're super cute Anon
>>37551590
I'll fight you, I claimed him.
>>37551559
6,4 and 155lb, life is suffering
>>37551590
>>37551625
Thanks for the attention anons
>>37547594
>tfw looked like a twink/trap when I was a teen and had a really nice face and body
>missed out on teenage yaoi love because I was a shut-in who didn't go to school and was super autistic
>with every pasting year I get fatter and more hairly and look more mannish and less feminine
Just fuck my shit up famlamam
>>37551651
>tfw no 6'4" bf
PLEASE be my bf, I insist
we are soulmates anon
>>37550511
thanks!! i'm assuming they're just messing around anyway;_;
>>37551678
But how can I be cute and submissive when chances are I tower over you?
>>37551697
I think so :3contact?
>>37551817
nice bum, anon
>>37551859
ehhheh... if you want... mythrowaway kik for now is serbiangynecologist
>>37551308
I was thinking I might have been gay, but now I know I'm a fag. Thanks for clearing things up anon.
>>37551975
That was what did it and not
>>37551817?
>>37552000
I had not yet gotten that far in the thread
>>37551817
>6'4''
>pretty boy
dammit why are all the pretty boys gay. fuck
>tfw went outside ONCE and it gave me a tan that never went away
No cuteboys want a cuteboy that isn't as pale as cream cheese and life is suffering ;-;
>>37551859
i don't know if you're still here but can you remessage me!
>>37548328
those sheets are seriously embarrassing, holy FUCK
someone screencap this thread
>>37551817
t-turn around so we can see the front
>>37552736
i will toss them out when i turn 21
>>37547594
>85 lbs
>5ft 3in
>29
there's physically nothing wrong with me except i'm a hairless tiny.man with long hair.
>>37551817
>But how can I be cute and submissive when chances are I tower over you?
are you saying you'll be my bf if I'm submissive desu
>>37552882
Pretty sure he's saying he wants to be the submissive one
>>37547594
its doable op
>started at 120 @ 5" 10"in january
ffw 6 months of working out and forcing myself to eat im at 135
just fucking force feed yourself, 6 meals a day.
peanut butter, bagels, greek yogurt, almonds, and whole milk are your best friends
and quit browsing this fucking board and get some real friends
>inb4 go 2 /fit/ faggot
I am a few cm taller than you, but weight like 10 kilograms more, you should really stop being a skeleton and you'd get a girl with time. Don't get fooled with the height meme, this is shit only insecure people care about. Things like height and so don't really matter much in a social environment. It's all in your head.
If you aren't tall you just go for shorter girls, that's all. PS: Learn game.
>>37547594
tfw blessed by god to be born 6'2
tfw don't eat a lot but play tennis so have skinny arms and THICC thighs.
tfw body is skinny as well.
Feels bad guys.
>>37552994
15 pounds in 6 months.
48kg what the fuck I am 62kg 170cm and thought I was skinny
>>37548600
Those sheets will protect his virginity.
>>37552514
Im in luck then because I might be more pale then cream cheese
>>37551308
Hnnnnng origigadoreut
>>37552736
His other sheets were probably to soaked from all the pussy he gets
Me too man. I'm about 1.80 and weigh maybe 57 kg. I've actually had way more guys being interested in me than girls. Don't think I'm gay though.
I'm 1.92 96kg and want to find objects in my house to fuck you on anon.
>>37547594
> Also 1.67 m
>53 kg
>20 y/o but still look like 16/17
>Green eyes
> Dark blonde hair (dont know the exact name of the color shade)
> Working out to get some ass
> Going to start crossdresing and crossplaying
My problem is that all girls that come close to me is that they are manlier, taller and even stronger than me, and i can't get guys to get attracted to me
>>37547594
>5'7"
>100lbs
>anime girl waist
>girly face
>pale skin thats soft from being inside always
>already crossdresses