Can r9k play chess?

>>37539816
fuck off with your phishing website

Also, post chess related greentexts. I know some there are some chess loving autists on this board.

>be me, a boyscout
>go to summer camp
>dislike talking with people so I bring a chessboard
>cream all the normies in chess
>one kid named Will gets tired of losing
>he makes his own game
Rules for Will's Chess:
>Kings are snipers: can snipe any piece, only 3 shots
>Queens are suicide bombers: throw queen at board, any pieces knocked down are dead
>bishops are missles: launch a bishop to anywhere to obliterate all adjacent tiles
>horses are rabid: they infect any piece they capture, but die after 3 turns (rabid pieces are controlled by the player who infects them)
>rooks are bulldozers, move vertically/horizontally but can plow through opponents pieces
>black has million man march: once all main black pieces are destroyed black advances all its pawns forward until they capture or reach the back line.

>>37539932
It's not a phishing website, just the first one to come up on google. Use paint if you want.

I want to play chess with someone!
Anyone up for it?

i want to be white thank you

>>37540003
Make a move and update the board then, dummy.

>>37539976
>had reasonably good friendly relations with oneitis at uni
>a professor or someone left a chessboard lying around so the main passtime between classes for turbo spergs was chess
>oneitis going to lunch with her group of grills
>one of them invites me to come along
>"nah I got a match scheduled with guy x"
>oneitis goes "you got it, we're all cheering for you" and they all comment how hella smart one has to be to play chess as good as me and guy X do
>as soon as they're gone I just fucking wasted an opportunity to hang around her to play chess with a fuckstain I never even liked
>wait 15 mins for the guy to show up to play
>lose

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>>37539816
>http://www.jinchess.com/chessboard/composer/ to update the board.
unable to access link, got 404'd, still wanna play?

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>>37540167
Watch out. I made a brilliant move.

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>>37540167
too low in content too low in content i want more content original

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>>37540167
Yep, your turn.

https://lichess.org/cFpkFJbY here

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>>37539816
I exercise my radical freedom with my move and move all pieces where I want them to be, thus elevating myself above your petty rules and petty game. Follow me brethren, free yourselves from the shackles of your mind!

>>37540019
I want to play with someone privately
no bully pls

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>>37540236
game on op!

>>37540354
i'll play with you! do you have a discord i can add?

>>37540396
Chess discord when?

>>37540421
kek there's a couple of them i'm sure
just not from r9k

>>37540354
>https://lichess.org/OwRJZ0uQ
Are you still there? 10 minutes per side.

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>>37540283
very pretty pattern anon as for rules women chess players in a tournament may only leave two buttons open on their blouse.

>>37540396
Noice
idk#4080
>>37540459
I guess someone else got there first ;-;

>>37540835
If you haven't found a game yet I'll play you. Go to lichess.org and select play with a friend.

>>37540835
Sorry, I just wanted to spectate. Didn't know you hadn't joined yet.

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>>37539816
your move op
>>37540992
the natives are getting restless

>>37541028
>be you
>google for funny chess memes
>hue hue hue look what I found
>this will make op feel so bad about himself.png
>pee my pants laughing

>>37540958
Im playing with someone rn
>>37540992
Dw about it

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>>37541134
is that you donovan???

someone challenge me

https://lichess.org/@/bigdickplays

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>>37541263
>pee my pants laughing
>>37541134

https://lichess.org/F2rgdvyx

Let's go

https://lichess.org/o2UUpKGs

>>37541028
>>37541180
>>37541525
Alright already anon. Here are three (you)s. Don't spend them all in one place.

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>>37541681
round 2 op?.... ding ding

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>>37541909
you funny ohpee kek

>>37542017
>round 2 op?
Ok, last game for me.
https://lichess.org/h1DJQflv

that was fun! origingnin