Most female dog owners have let their dogs fuck them or at least

>>37537279
Dog? No.

Cats have more textured tongues

>>37537309
How did you get your cat to lick your pussy?

>>37537309
Cats have tongues like sandpaper, the fuck. Never ever would I let one close to my clit.

>>37537367
>my clit
w-would you let m-m-me near it?

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>>37537382
No I get anxious af about real people

>>37537335
Marxism, duh.

>>37537399
me too, we can be anxious together if you want

Okay let's be real. If there are any fembot dog owners here, surely you've either let the dog fuck you or lick your pussy? This is an anonymous image board. You can be honest here.

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>sister has big dog
>always tries to lick my crotch/asshole or go between my legs

>>37537467
Actually no, it never even occurred to me. But then again I have a terrier, maybe femanons with Labs are different.

>>37537546
And you're a guy? Dogs are horny motherfuckers.

>>37537279
no. most people do not have sex with their animals.

Almost every Saturday night. He's a Great Dane so once he gets going I'm pretty much along for the ride, so to speak.

>>37537599
Pics or it didn't happen origami oregano

>>37537279
>be neet
>I'm 19 sister is 16
>parents go on vacation
>have us watch the house and dog
>I don't give a fuck about either, I stayed in my room the entire time that week (have a microwave and minifridge in my room)
>heard the dog bark and my sister moan in the other room
I don't know how I feel about this

>>37537449
Top cringe m9

>>37537335
Peanut butter does the trick

>>37537546
Almost as if he would be used to doing it with people...

>>37537906
HOLY FUCK! I'm not that anon but you've got me second guessing every interaction I've had with dogs, that show that behaviour.

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>>37537279
why else do they always have knee high sized dogs thats a boy dog

>>37537546
>>37537906

Its almost like that area collects the most sweat and has a pungent odor dogs are attracted to sniffing. You know dogs sniff each others assholes as well, right?

>https://webmshare.com/3vW6X

Here you go

>>37537906
No dogs do that because that area smells the most like you which is also because it's one of your strongest odors it just so happens anons sister has a really stinky smelly combo just like anon so the dog goes to greet them

>>37538288
Wow, is that really you? Nice body regardless.

>>37538288
That's pretty gross.

>>37538288>>37537279


>Stacy will literally fuck a dog over you

>>37538426
in what ways are you better than a dog?

>>37538288
i just got weird boner

>>37538426
Chad Thunderknot is loyal, loving, dependable, always excited to see you, fucks like a beast, knots and cums buckets.
Dogs are so much better than robots.

>>37537399
Get out of here slut

>>37538524
Unironically this. Woman's best friend

yes anon everything you have heard on the internet is true no exceptions 100% of every female on earth, thats 4.5 billion people would let a fucking dog put their weiner inside them

>>37538288
What the fuck thats disgusting

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>>37537279

>be me
>type "horse cock" into Bing
>actual bestiality porn shows up
>mfw

I've never thought of fucking a dog before reading doujins about it and now I have fantasies of dogs going at it and ravaging me from behind and filling me up and knotting me ;-;
Even hearing them bark can get me going

>>37538515
http://pervertslut.com/videos/80618/girl-home-alone-fucking-dog-or-white-dog-sniffing-on-his-master-and-fucking/

>>37538288
MOAR PLZ

Originodoggo

Might be some truth to it. 1 out 3 tinder profiles for a bitch has some retarded thing about dogs.
> the ultimate woman is one with pets and no desire for children.

>>37538617
None of the videos on this site load for me....do you have an alternative? I've been looking for a tube-like site with zoo stuff.

>>37537399

>real people

In this place? Unlikely

>>37538732
>the ultimate woman is one with pets and no desire for children.
This. Children are the ultimate waste of your life

>>37538736
try pornsocket

>>37538610
You know furries might be your thing. Just don't bring up fucking actual animals. You might piss some of them off with that.

>>37539099
That also doesn't work....everything on the site works except the vids won't play! Da fuck.

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>>37538791
Get sorted, pic related

>>37539245
Nah I don't like furries

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>>37539351
If you would you're a furry
If you wouldn't you're a faggot

>>37538610
What if I can fuck hard and ravage you I just don't happen to be like a dog?
Cuz you really should try to think about that more than actual dogs

>>37539393
I also do think about guys ravaging me and using me
So many lewd thoughts ;-;

>>37539427
Be my turbo sexdrive gf to ravage and rape

>>37539489
I will tie you down and suck you dry and ride you until I'm satisfied
And also sit on your face to suffocate you

>>37539538
Sounds nice but I was more thinking of tying you down instead and raping your every hole until your vocal cords get damaged from screaming.

>>37538736
Zootube 365
Make free account get to watch like 10 short vids a day

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Women are filthy dog-fucking degenerates.

>>37537279
Can we talk about how absolutely fucking disgusting this gif is though? And can we also talk about how this is pretty typical behavior for dog owners?

>>37539577
Oh sorry, I read "to ravage and rape me" b-but sure Anon, you can rape me and fuck me whenever. I've always wanted to be someone's little personal fucktoy.

>>37539774

The only degenerate dog owners I've ever seen have been female.

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>>37537467
Nope, I had her from age 7-23 and it never even crossed my mind. Once I heard people do that I still never wanted to.

Just...why? She was like a little sister to me.

>>37539538
>>37539804
Y-you can ravage and rape me, if you like

>>37539804
You illiterate retard.
Where are you from then? You could live with me while I only use you for degenerate sex.

>>37539822
>She
I was talking of male dogs with strong sex drive.

>>37539809
Mate, one of my pals has taught his dog a drick he calls "kiss" where he leans down and says "kiss" and the fucking dog procedes to lick his mouth...

>>37538288
>https://webmshare.com/3vW6X
gona have to agree
that is pretty disgusting.

>>37539738
Not surprising in the least. If you see a single woman with a large dog shes probably fucking it.

Women that ride horses are also odd

>>37539774
It's disgusting but hot at the same time

>>37539822
This.
>I'm a dude and I've been thinking of getting a female dog for years now
But I don't think I'd be able to do it in the end. After watching someone grow up from the size of a shoe, she'd feel like a child.

>>37539823
Sure Anon :)

>>37539833
From AU

>>37540161
>never from EU
Why live. I'll never find my rapeslave. Everyone is too normie for that here.

>>37537335
It already smells like fish, you don't need to do much.

>>37539997
I think it's the opposite for horse owners.
If a dude has a mare, it's pretty obvious his dick has been in that juicy equine pussy

>>37540187
I'm sorry Anon :( One day you will find your rapeslave
have you tried Fetlife?

>>37540317
Did you just suggest a robot use a dating site? To look for a sub rapeslave? IN EUROPE?

Come on now.

>>37540355
Well it's not really a dating website, it's more used to find people with similar kinks with you, a-and sorry idk what's it like in Europe

>>37540479
It's a fucking ghost town here. I'm not even sure girls exist in this continent. They must be some abstract concept.

>>37540479
In my neck of the woods most either hide thier kinky shit nearly totally, or they make a lifestyle out of it which ends making them look like used up SJW meth addicts on the last leg.

>the average male dog gets more action with human females than any robot ever will
Let that sink in.

>>37540778
And that's a very good thing. Let us steer clear of whatever the US has become.

>>37537279
>roasties are such insatiable whores that they'll literally fuck animals

Why does anyone want a girlfriend again?