>be me
>spend teens and early 20s getting friendzoned and BTFO
>sort out life in late 20s
>use hookup apps to meet up dozens of girls
If I think the girl would have rejected the old me, I find ways to subtlety punish them, including.
- Getting them to my place and putting on boring world/art cinema
- Sit browsing internet while they grow bored until they leave
- Give them glasses of prune juice that gives them diarrhoea (most people don't seem to know this is a characteristic of the drink, especially bimbos and foreign students)
- Stop fucking at random, go quiet and then say "err, I'm not gonna cum, this isn't working for me", especially if they are fairly hot (this crushes the girl)
- Try to ass fuck them, if I pull it off, I only ever assfuck them in future meet ups
- Humblebrag about banging many chicks and saying their race doesn't really rank that high
Anyone else here have a similar hobby to mine?
this is classic pasta
i'm glad to see it again
>most people don't seem to know this is a characteristic of the drink, especially bimbos and foreign students
Bullshit, people can't be that oblivious
>>37537031
>- Stop fucking at random, go quiet and then say "err, I'm not gonna cum, this isn't working for me", especially if they are fairly hot (this crushes the girl)
>- Try to ass fuck them, if I pull it off, I only ever assfuck them in future meet ups
These sound pretty cool tbqh
>>37537031
>prune juice that gives them diarrhoea
Isn't that just an old wive's tale? I grew up drinking prune juice and never had a problem.
>>37537031
When I was like 13 I jacked off to this picture. I don't know what I was thinking.
>>37537031
Most of us are virgins so I doubt it.
Closest thing I've done though is fapped in some chicks smoothies a few times, when she slept over with my sister.
It's pretty thrilling knowing a Stacy is swallowing your cum, and she doesn't even know it
Top kek, you're my idol OP
>>37541088
That your dick goes in her mouth and that the cum on her face is yours.