how do i become THAT guy who picks up highschool girls?

>>37532800
Tinder, probably.
Someone I know met some 16 year old guy at a friendly local game store who was into 40k. That 16 year old went to parties, presumably you could go along a similar path and ask to get invited to said parties?

>>37532800
You gotta go back in time to the 70s.

And you gotta be played by Matthew Mcchouney or however you spell his name.

>>37532800
You have to have a car.

Every high school girl is now dating a guy in their twenties, there's no way for ugly robots like use too become THAT guy anymore. I waited my whole teenage years in hopes of eventually becoming THAT guy to make up for lost time, but Chad had to take that away from me.

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>>37532800
you have to look like this, orifijflajdklly

>>37532864
>Every high school girl is now dating a guy in their twenties
bullshit. they are wary of older dudes

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>>37532800
>how do i become THAT guy who picks up highschool girls?

Still trying to figure that out with pic related.

>>37532894
F

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>>37532800

Be old enough to buy them booze. Make sure you get them to suck your dick before handing over the bottle.

>>37533769
Why (originally) before?

>>37533089
Just talk about Soul Eater and anime
>the t-shirt is of Death the Kid
Obvi she likes the series

>>37532894
He killed himself when he started balding

The androgenic look doesn't go well with a bald head