>fart under the covers >stick head in to get a whiff

>cup hands around anus
>let out a big fart
>quickly move hands to face and take a nice whiff

>>37528662
Please. Stop. Just kill yourself

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>>37528662
>fill up tub
>lay in it and pee
>bathe in peewater

i do this.

i sometimes sniff my q-tips after they went in my ears

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>>37528662
>stick fingers near anus
>fart
>smell fingers
>imagine myself shrunk to an inch tall wedged between some qt3.14's buttcheeks while she farts on me
>masturbate

>take a nasty sloppy shit
>wipe ass
>sniff toilet paper
Whew

>>37528662
>fart with asshole open
>ceiling fan is on
>3 seconds later get a whiff and almost puke

>>37529330
Scary how similar people here are

>no piss bottles
>grab piss can

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>>37528662

I do this. I also love the smell of some good crotch stink. And I also eat the buildup under my nails.

>take a nasty shit
>inspect the first wipe and get a good sniff
>don't finish wiping
>leave a few hours
>play with the dried up cruds on your ass hair
>yank them out one by one
>knead softly between fingers
>get a second good sniff off your fingers