*blocks your path* >"whats the matter dude...scared to

>>37525639
ugh im not falling for the vagina meme

>>37525639
I'd make babies in that pussi

I'd kick her out of my house.

There will be no words. Just drag it into the nearest doorway... followed by hours and hours of breeding.

>>37525639
No i'm scared to look at the gross zits on your legs.

That bitch has junky legs.

> serious comment

politely ask her to leave as per standard Australian break in procedure.

Put a bullet in that hoe for trespassing in my house.

Oh wait I'm in Australia so I can do fuck all

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>>37525639

>if you ever put that disgusting roast beef cumdump between me and my guitar again i swear i'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass your breath is gonna smell like shoe polish, get the fuck out

ain't no bitch gonna make my head downstairs talk louder than my upper one

>>37525639
"excusez moi madame, mais pourriez vous ne pas laisser votre chatte trainer sur les escaliers, merci."

*j'echappe mes epiceries et ma baguette s'enfonce dans sa chatte*