ITT weird shit from when you were a kid.
>had this one friend briefly
>couple years younger than me
>our parents knew their parents
>stay the night once
>oh the hot water has run out! we need to share the shower!
>decline, no reason to shower, they couldn't find a reason either i guess
>they probably showered father and son or whatever, i can't remember (REPRESSED MEMORRRIESSSS)
>get into bunk bed around 10pm
>little dude sticks his head out
>want me to zuck ya dick?
>ummm no thanks
>his wife randomly gets bitten by a spider and goes to the hospital
>go home in the morning
>never speak of any of it and never go there again
He was definitely molested the poor little kid.
I literally saw Spongebob by my door one night when I was laying in bed.
OP here again
>at another friends house few years later
>watching under siege
>we both loved that movie, already seen it like twice
>around midnight watching it in his room
>parents let him have the tv in there for the sleepover
>birthday cake scene, chick comes out with those perfect tits
>friend goes up to the screen
>pulls pants down and pushes his dick against the screen
>out of literally fucking nowhere his mom opens the fucking door at midnight and catches him
>pretend to be sleeping
>she tells him off or whatever
>still pretend to be asleep
>he goes to sleep
>both wake up in the morning
>i go home
>>37520411
Also want to add same kid wanted me to play strip poker with his sister when we were all like 10. All this shit is coming back to me so i'm gonna stop thinking about my childhood now.
Pls continue oregano
>>37520411
Post more stories OP !!!!
It's funny and alll ahahah
>>37520639
>be at school in like 4th grade
>all boys school
>done with a swimming session (school had a pool)
>we all used to dry off in the classroom afterwards and get back into our school clothes
>taking my time, notice my ball bag underneath is really wet so start rubbing the towel underneath my grundle/taint/whatever
>teacher comes back in
>are you ok anon
>look up
>everyone is sitting down fully dressed ready for class
>i'm standing there completely naked drying my ballbag still
>Be me
>Be 12
>Living in South Africa
>Stayed at Uncle's house in Mahikeng
>Uncle never had children
>Doesn't know how to take care of me
>One day he takes me out to the Bush
>He says it's 'bonding'
>Walk in circles for 3 hours
>Uncle shoots a Springbok for dinner with dodgy rifle
>Ask if that's legal
>He shrugs
>While we wait for it to cook he rambles on about a local battlefield
>jackpot.jpg
>We finish eating
>Uncle drinks too much Mampoer and falls fast asleep
>Slip away to battlefield he talked about
>Spot dozens of burnt out Angolan T-54/55's
>Immediately start climbing on the tanks looking for stuff
>Most of them are looted
>Walk over to last tank
>Lever hatch open with a stick
>Look inside
>Intact 100mm 3UBK10-1 ammunition still in racks
>Climb inside and start taking the shells out and putting them in a bag
>Hear voices
>shit.gif
>Look out gunner's sight
>It's a camera crew
>Uncle is shouting at the director
>Open hatch
>Entire camera crew turns around
>Uncle looks at me
>He's pissed
>He grabs me by the hand and drags me off yelling at me
tl;dr don't hang around popular battlefields
bumper to bumper
bump
>>37521306
>at that same pool at school in like 5th grade now
>right near the end of the session
>new kid pukes in the pool
>everyone grossed out like fuck
>backing away from the pool like it's toxic
>this one fat kid still in the water doing breastroke with ear block things in and goggles
>mouth opening wide every time he comes up for air
>he's in his own world, oblivious
>we all start screaming at him to look out
>comes up one more time, mouth wide open
>takes a huge mouthful of the kids spew from the surface
>whole class turns away in horror
>>37521133
Were they shooting a porno
>>37520284
>be me
>be like 1995 or some shit
>younger kid lives up the street from me
>be friends with him really only because he lives up the street
>he has a computer at home and he gets to play DOOM on it
>we take turns playing it whenever I'm over there
>he invites me for a sleepover one day
>sure why not
>we're playing vidya
>he asks if I can go grab some cokes from the fridge upstairs
>sure why not
>halfway up the stairs
>his little sister is there
>"oh hey how a-"
>she lifts up her skirt
>"she" shows me her penis and balls
>"she" runs away laughing
>I grab the cokes
>head back downstairs
>have thousand yard stare and don't say much for the rest of the night
>sleeping in basement
>keep thinking about dickgirl
>think she's gonna come downstairs and put her dick on my face
>start crying and crying
>parents have to come get me
>tell them I had a nightmare
>never hang out with that kid ever again.
>>37521529
No, they were shooting footage for a History Channel documentary.
I might be in the background actually.
>be at friends place
>we're about 15
>he has older brother about 17
>playing N64 games downstairs with his bro
>go up for literally like 5 minutes to grab some munchies
>he gets a phone call
>get bored of waiting for him to finish so start heading back down the stairs
>look through the window of the room
>his bro is rolling around on the ground with his hands down his pants writhing in ectasy
>obviously jerking off and about to cum
>run back up the stairs
>friend is off the phone and asks what i'm doing
>ohhh j-just waiting for you
>oh haha let's go back down
>reluctantly head back down the stairs
>his bro is just playing 007 on the couch like nothing happened
>>37521643
this is some Sleepaway Camp shit
Did you turn gay because of this ?>>37521643
>>37521806
>turn gay
Well the sight of penis made me cry in terror, so no.
>>37521405
I'm can't stop keking, I actually pissed my pants
>>37521722
That's pretty cool
Original comment
>Be 11
>stay at kids house for the night we play vidya together a lot
>tonight's different
>asks me if iv every played with my wee wee
>say "maybe sometimes"
>He replies that he knows a really good way to play with it.
>ok.jpg
>Pulls my pants down and starts sucking me off
>kinda feels good
>he asks if I could do it to him
>we 69 for a while without knowing what we are doing
>He then changes positions and lays on top of me and our penises are touching both parallel to each other
>We start rubbing them together, its really nice and comfy.
>We repeat about 10 or so times till I start thinking that what we are doing is wrong
>stop hanging out with him
>He moves away a year later
I dont consider myself gay, but damn I did some gay shit when I was a kid.
I'll be eating shit out of a man's unwashed, sweaty, hairy asshole
>>37520791
are you from the philippines by any chacne
>>37520284
>>had this one friend briefly
>>couple years younger than me
>>his wife randomly gets bitten by a spider and goes to the hospital
>He was definitely molested the poor little kid.
There's something you're not telling is huh Anon? I bet you were that kid.
>>37521643
>what business of it of yours if xey identified as another gender? How does it affect your life in any way?
>>37522660
but this was like 20 years before the whole pronouns and toilets and tumblr shit
I don't know what was wrong with me that day
>be 8
>half-crotian
>croatian grandma comes to visit my family for a few weeks
>very kind to me, always playing with me and making me something to eat
>actually she was too kind, start losing respect for her
>see her as an equal playbuddy
>one day my parents are gone
>decide to fuck with her
>decide to just go up to her and piss on her (lel)
>go up to her and say I'm going to piss on you in croatian
>something like "jo bom pipi sa tebe naprawiu"
>pull dick out, she runs away
>hunt her through the house
>she's screaming at me, telling me to stop
>I'm still running behind her with my dick out
>jo bom pipi sa tebe naprawiu
>finally catch her in the hallway
>JO BOM PIPI SA TEBE NAPRAWIU
>she's out of breath, begs me to stop
>I realize wtf I'm doing
>put dick back in my pants, don't know what to say
>tell her in my horrible croatian "wow seem to be really fit for your age!"
>cringe everytime I think back to it
>be me
>like 10
>stay at my friends house
>his dad tells us to look after his 1 year old sister for 5 minutes
>my friend whips out his dick
>starts putting it near his sisters mouth and tells her to suck it
>we laugh
I often wonder how he turned out.
>>37523029
>wow seem to be really fit for your age
MY SIDES HAVE ASCENDED INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION
>>37522313
christ it took 10 exchanges of dick sucklings to realize somethings fucked!?
I had a sleep over with one of my friends when I was 12-14 and I found him on top of me humping me and shouting 'let's have sex! let's have sex'.
Suffice to say my dad was furious when he heard and threw him out but I was just left confused as to what happened. I still don't really know to this day.
>>37523029
This is like a real peepee poopoo tendies story
>>37520736
t. Guy with his dick out
>>37522713
transgender people existed before then, it just wasn't a trend
>>37523378
Yea i dont know what I was thinking at the time. I just know we did it a decent amount of times till I finally started to think that this wasn't right. You live and you learn.
>>37520791
>my ballbag
'round here, we just call em balls. Or sack. Ballsack on occasion.
>>37523029
Jesus Fucking Christ Anon
Made me spit out my coffee