Left or right girl?
>>37520118
right please, and please let her have a penis, i want cute trap gf or trans gf
>>37520118
>filename
Lels
I like to cook so either way tbqh
But a hug aint enough desu
Impregnation is the only thing she will get
>>37520190
that is one disgusting pussy
>>37520227
Have another one
Free of charge
>>37520259
it looks like that pussy meme where it has eyes and looks like some creature yelling.
they sure are disgusting, the hair doesnt make it better
in the beginning of the relationship im right and later im turing into right
>>37520118
I'm more of the one who wants to cook, rather than the one who does cook. I would trade my food for a hug and a kiss. I'll make dessert for cuddles.
I'll make a feast if he's a pirate.
>>37520118
I'm more like the female(male) version of right one but im straight.
>tfw you focus on becoming a rich gentleman in his 30s first
>want to spoil a qt loli gf
>and spoil our qt loli child
>>37520148
This board got you good, did it?
Right.
I've dated left. She fucking sucks and that selfishness is prevalent throughout the whole relationship.
>>37520118
I'd date a girl like the one on the right. Too bad she doesn't exist.
>/r9k/ thinking that they can find a pure virgin "submissive" girl
Thinking women like this exist is the delusion of a virgin loser. You will NEVER find love.
>>37520718
>You will NEVER find love.
>>37520784
It's true. You will be alone forever.
I like cooking. I would take left if she was clingy, but the pic makes me think she's a slut and will cheat on me.
Left is pretty much the modern woman nowadays. She brings nothing to the table but her insufferable company and her body.
Right on the other hand brings more to the table than a hole to fuck and everything she asks for is your company and body.
From this perspective alone, right is more attractive than left. Too bad right is just a fairytale now.
>>37520118
im the left
obviously, im a woman
>>37520118
I do love cooking, but that pic is unfair lol.
1st pic is a selfish bitch
2nd pic is a nice and comfy girl.
Of course I'm going to pick the nice and comfy girl, whatever the cooking/hug situation is, OP.
>>37520118
I actually prefer the left, but that might be because I'm slightly submissive and like spoilt girls
>>37520118
> File name.
> Actually they aren't exist.
Life is a joke.
Would you like me to post the rest of them or just link to them?
>>37521204
Post rest senpai
>>37521218
I will proceed to upload them now.
harem route
>>37521218
Lorem Ipsum Filler text
>>37520118
Right obviously, how is this a question
>>37521218
This is the last one I believe.
>>37521479
>>37521461
>>37521420
SPEAK 'MERICAN
Somewhere in between. We will switch off cooking meals for each other.
>>37521479
I don't speak gook, boy!
>enjoy cooking and be good at it
>the gf wants to cook for me whenever she's around
>she's shite at it
>spergs out if I offer to teach her
>stuck eating awful food and can't even comment about what she could have done differently or she will start crying
>>37521851
>or she will start crying
She's not a woman. She's a child. Unable to take criticism and too lazy / stubborn to learn.
>gf reee get out
>>37520118
if you think the right girl is better doesn't that mean you're just like the left girl though?
>>37521479
Anyplace to find these not written in moonrunes?
>>37520190
>>37520259
Stop, you're turning me gay, you fucker.
>>37522157
Google reverse image search.
Oregano
>>37522157
Reverse searcherino
>>37522309
right one for sure 100% all the way
>>37522157
Reverse searcherino numbah 2
>>37520118
Left if I'm forced to choose.
I hate the feeling of other people catering to me or going out of their way to please me. I'd be too worried about the right girl thinking I don't appreciate her that I wouldn't be able to enjoy our time together.
>>37522436
That's bullshit most girls just wear a nice coat to school
Right would make a great girlfriend, left would make a wondeful vixen to cuck her while forcing her watch and cook for us.
>>37520118
Left because I literally cant be in a relationship where I am not the primary home maker. I will dump a girl the second she tries to take cooking and cleaning from me.
>>37520784
I found love once. She cheated on me the second she though she had me locked down with a wedding date. She turned around with a "We are getting married! You would throw all that away!?!" When I left her. Amazingly her father actually took my side and straight up stone faced said "No YOU threw all that away."
That whole fiasco broke me and I haven't even bothered trying to get a girl for 2 years.
>>37522450
I don't get this one. Who is he passing judgement on?
>>37523036
This is one of the infinite backlog of reasons why people shouldn't get married.
Cocks get sucked at hen parties. Married = Beta.
>>37522049
She just gets very frustrated over this in particular, largely because she tries very hard and fails. As with most things she'll improve over time, the problem is I have to suffer eating what she makes in the meantime.
She's trying to be all housewifely of her own accord which is sweet but she never did any chores back home so she's awful at them.
I don't mind if it takes her 30 minutes to iron one of my shirts - I don't enjoy ironing, it's nice of her, and the shirt does end up ironed properly. One less thing for me to do, and she gets to be all proud of herself.
But with cooking I'm robbed of the enjoyment of doing it myself AND have to eat it.
>>37520190
>>37520259
Is that a tranny? That distribution of hair looks like it belongs behind some balls.
>>37520118
whichever is an actual girl and not some mutant quasi-gendered xe/xir
i'm the left girl (male) but i want to be the right girl (male)
what do i do
>>37523661
Nothing your core personality traits almost never change. It takes significant events or stressors to change.In a relationship your core self will always show through so its never a good idea to make yourself look like what you are not to someone you want to live with.
Just accept and embrace who you are and find someone that complements you.
Whichever one wears tights more