/britfeel/

>Terror attack
>Everyone is on damage control by posting 'but x Muslim did this' #not all bad.
When did we become Cuckland.

>>37513264
Years ago desu

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Got a gold magikarp lads

Really tired lads. Not sure why I dont go to bed just dont fancy sleeping.

hey guys i'm canadian am i welcome here

i feel sorry for u guys though since ur pm is nowhere near as good as Justin Trudeau

maybe one day u can get a leader as good as ours

one day.......

Getting sacked tonight lads.

Just woke up and realised I accidently took the key for the alcohol lock-up home.

I'm turning into comic book guy from the Simpsons

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>someone starts talking on voice comm on a game

>swatting flies with my tennis racket
>mummy says i'll never hit them
>immediately hit a big one into her cup of tea

>reading a manga
>its all in completely broken english

why try to translate this shit into a language you cant fucking speak

>>37513285
Turn up to work early and say you left it where it was supposed to be

>>37513298
i've seen the comments on your steam profile, you're pretty toxic desu

>>37513284
I mean you could try harder with your bait next time lad.

>>37513285
Is it really a one and done kinda place?

>>37513337
What are they like? Not seen ebs

>>37513306
Devilish
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((((Ffuk the robo)))))

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>>37513264
A very long time ago.

>>37513344
basically people complaining that he's a shit dota player and rage quits all the time

>>37513337
>>37513367
I've had near mental breakdowns from playing dota so i'm not suprised over the comments

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>>37513367
>Rage qutting
Wew.

>>37513284

Fucking leafs OUT

>>37513344
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198049987785/

take a look yourself

>>37513341
>>37513325
Might get away with it actually. It's attached to a security tag, that's meant to set off the alarms if you try leaving with it.

>No alarm

Security's fault?

Had a wank to cuck porn to see what the big deal was about. It was alright I guess but not as good as it seems to be made out to be. Might add it to the back catalogue of fetishes that I'd never do but are a passable wank.

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>>37513409
all (((porn))) is cuck porn really. watching another woman get fucked while you sadly jerk off in the corner like the pathetic faggot that you are.

>BRIDGE CAPTCHA EVERY TIME REEEEE STOP REMINDING ME

>>37513446

I only watch women pissing

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>>37513409
when in the 'wank state' i think about crazy weird stuff that i'd never do. then once i go, i'm disgusted and carry on with my day.

>>37513446
no because you have to be emotionally attached to the woman for it to be cuck

>>37513400
>All that anger
lel, you seem a bit of a cunt when not pretending to be an anime girl ebin.

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>>37513470
Keep telling yourself that anon, whatever helps you sleep at night or in this case, wank

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>>37513472
I've always said I'm a pretty trash person. I don't really rage in games anymore desu, too apathetic, but when I was invested in dota its all I did all day and I still sucked so I broke down frequently. It feels terrible investing all your time in energy onto a game just to continue being shit. Also all those people would probably make comments like that even if you were positive because they're underage russians

>>37513794

>It feels terrible investing all your time in energy onto a game just to continue being shit.

im like that but at life

>>37513794
>It feels terrible investing all your time in energy onto a game just to continue being shit.

Did you even try to improve or did you just spam games though. You need a good mentality to improve and you seem like the kinda guy to go into a new game already mad from the previous.

>>37513874
tried to improve, watched pro player streams all the time and all that stuff. I was really invested in becoming good cause its all I had but I'm still complete shit but pretty much been quit for months now because its a cancerous waste of time. I haven't really replaced it with anything though aside from sitting on here

>>37513902
quit all gaming here. now spend my time improving myself. i find something that i want to learn or do and just do it TM

>feelsgoodman

i now work out every day too and I'm no longer chubs. don't look amazing, more like builtfat but I feel so much better, much less angry too now that I am not raging at a screen all day

had a dream about ebinlad last night. in the dream i was trying to get him to leave the house and he kept persistently refusing to leave. was mad

>The most bestest RTS ever made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d9pxHWRaFU

Why aren't you playing right now?

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Rate my MP's son's new tattoo.

>>37513952
never played a rts in my life. i prefer games i can just dip in and out of. these sort of games look like they take about an hour to do one match. also dont have a gaming pc, just a shit laptop.

>>37513952
too depressed to play videogames

on the verge of fucking ending it

>>37513980
>that censor bar

>>37513939
I was gonna start reading but never did. At least it gave me a chance to better myself in other ways like leaving the house, going to the optician and stuff.

wish I could teach myself something or becoming interesting though

Why does Corbyn not want to shoot terrorists that are killing people?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/Jeremy_Corbyn/11999218/Jeremy-Corbyn-Im-not-happy-with-shoot-to-kill-policy-if-terrorists-are-attacking-Britain.html

>>37514008
because he knows two in the knees means you can interrogate them after

>>37514008
Why did May come out and demand we show the muslim community more respect after the third terrorist attack? Because politics in this country is cucked when it comes to terrorism/pakis.

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kubrick way ahead of his time in the meme department

>>37514008
Same reason he voted against taking away the citizenship of people returning from fighting ISIS and said their supporters shouldnt be punished 'for having a point of view'

https://order-order.com/2017/06/05/corbyn-mcdonnell-abbott-voted-to-allow-isis-fighters-to-return-to-britain/

https://order-order.com/2017/06/05/corbyn-defended-fighters-returning-from-syria/

>>37513980
>this is what wagies taxes are paying for

>>37514031
>demand we show the muslim community more respect
quote it pls

>>37514056
Thats a banger of a film tbqh. Got drunk and watched it a couple weeks ago.

>>37514004
>>37513939
im often disappointed when i try going out of my way to improve myself.

it took me a fuck load of courage to begin going to a boxing gym, after a while i realized that it was an absolutely shit gym and i wasted my time.

took me a lot of courage to start uni on my own. the Course i am doing is extremely liberal and predominately deals with learning about victims rather than being taught useful info.

i read and work out but anything that involves relying on other people goes to shit for me

I have absolutely no concentration. I keep trying to start learning a coding language, or get into a hobby, or even read about something and my mind blanks, i end up back staring at the same couple of websites mindlessly instead.

anyone else? any tips? i suspect my massive lack of calorie intake is making me feel like shit

>>37514144
been dealing with that for years, can't even teach myself basic maths without my my mind feeling overwhelmed

>>37514144
Pretty sure thats a common problem here. I can only read like 5 pages of a book a day even if I force myself.

>>37513284
His wife's son is an inspiration!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE_5Y9IKCk0

Required viewing lads.

ebin is sickeningly judgemental for a person who sits in his own piss and sleeps in the same clothes for weeks

Still howling at the lad who was too much of a pussy to speak up on the bus
>i-its the lefties fault!!

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>>37514443
why are you being mean anon

>sleeps in the same clothes for weeks

how did you know? did I post about that here?

Bought myself some of the mars bars ice cream things today. You lads better be right when you talk about how good these are.

Stop being an unoriginal cunt faggot who only posts that picture while putting a short handed tread REEEE

>>37514443
its normally the way with people who literally have no life because they have become desensitized to reality.

>>37513221
Old OP image, you're still on May and you haven't updated the pigeon to Keith Flint lad.

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>tfw boss is off all week
Even more shitposting than normal coming up.

>>37514490
you told us you sleep in the same shirt every day

>>37514144

Go to the library or turn off your router

>>37514574
I don't remove any clothing when I sleep

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>>37514523
SOME FUCKING SORT IT OUT RIGHT NOW. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY DISGRACEFUL

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The rain outside is insane.
Super comfy inside though. I ma take a bath and just listen to the rain.

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>>37514619
>tfw windowless office so can't even tell what the weather is like
Is a sad life as a wagie.

>>37514575
There's no library in my bedroom

>>37513980
Shame the back fat creases the ink.

>>37514619
Got to wait until 5 or 6 oclock til it comes round my way. Rain has been forecast for the past few days but not seen a drop.

>>37514702

Just give up then m8

>>37514523
do we even have a picture of keith flint smoking a cigarette?

lads, i cant wait to have more of the devils root

>>37514619
just had a comfy slow walk home in the rain now sat nice and warm in the porch listening to the rain whilst having a spliff.

>>37514605
WHY ARE YOU FUCKING SCREAMING AT ME?

Apparently poor short term attention and memory are aspergers things. Who knew?

>>37514710
Harsh but fair lad

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>>37514739
No, I don't smoke and Keith doesn't either. I could try getting him to have a hit on my magic flight launch box, it'd look a bit obscure though... and I'd have to spend the rest of the afternoon with a high af pigeon.

Is rickets really as big a problem as they say it is here in the north?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK_KhzQEjoQ

>>37514773
Agreed, I was diagnosed with ADD first before they decided I was a sperg. I can remember truly bizarre things from 20 years ago but I wouldn't be able to recall a conversation from last week.

>get 9th email from monster job search in 2 hours saying they found a job that suits my skills
>always something i'm completely underqualified for and wouldn't stand a chance in getting

th-thanks

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>>37514771
SOMEONE FUCKING SORT IT OUT RIGHT NOW

>>37513400
>almost 6,500 hours in dota
Fucking hell

>>37514857
lol fucking same. i can often remember really obscure things from primary school but i will struggle to remember something someone told me a few days ago

>>37514008
iirc in-context when asked, no reference was made to the paris attacks (this being a 2 year old article) - so it was basically out of the blue "do you support shoot to kill" "well no, mumble mumble." whereas if asked "do you support shoot to kill in an ongoing situation like the paris attacks?" he could've given a less offensive answer.

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>>37514833
can you confirm if keith flint is a machine or not?

>>37514888
wanted mid as bristleback against storm spirit,lost mid after 4 min flamed everyone and left at 5 min.TRASH
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loses mid, throws game after 10 min, sold all items and starts feeding mid in ranked game
___

this kid is feeding mmr in ranked games. report and avoid. toxic, cry, and kid brain.
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Jesus ebin you need to address your anger problems.

>>37514104
I think terrorists should definitely be treated in the harshest possible way, but I totally agree that people shouldn't be punished for having a point of view.

You know that if they start charging people for thoughtcrime it's a slippery slope. Doesn't sound like your views are mainstream either, you'll be next.

>>37514878
WHEN YOU STOP SHOUTING MAYBE

>>37514901
He literally came out today and yesterday and said that he would be in favour of shooting terrorists to kill them in the right circumstances.

But sometimes you also have to shoot them to disable them, so that you can interrogate them for intelligence later.

The Conservative media take anything he says and tries to twist it to win votes.

>>37514924
well I've quit the game and most gaming so i'm already on the road to recovery

>>37514948
Stopping them immediately should be the number one priority, whether or not that kills them is secondary

>>37514904
Lol wtf. I can state he's probably not a machine, he's warm and breathing and sheds and grows feathers. He's never rusted or malfunctioned from getting in the shower with me and he's crap at chess but I've never seen his blood or any inner workings so there's a slight possibility he is, hiding in plain flight. Err, sight.

>>37514989
Agreed. That's Corbyn's point of view too.

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>>37514938
please fix the op picture. you are a great person and i am enlightened by your presence

seriously considering joining the army although I am hesitant / nervous about if I'd be able to complete training /adapt to the life style. Also I havent decided on a trade although I do know if I was to go in I'd want ot be in the engineers.

Might end up using their live chat but dont want to ask stupid shit like above

>>37515053
you should ask
it's a decent career path and you'll earn a decent wage while you learn essential life skills as well as a trade
if you don't piss it away on holidays to thailand and vegas like most do you'll come out with a v nice amount of money saved up

>>37515023
That is very sweet senpai, thank you. Unfortunately I am not the poster of the OP image and I don't have PS to do any pigeon adaptations, I am a linuxfag and only have Gimp, so it would look shit.

>>37515071
>if you don't piss it away on holidays to thailand and vegas like most do you'll come out with a v nice amount of money saved up

not him but that is the problem lad. i bet most people do it because all of their army mates want to go on holiday and they dont want to be the odd one out disappointing the rest of the lads

feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBdUks-Nn2g

Had an exam today, went alright lads. Feel like treating myself to some junk food tonight, suggestions?

>>37515161
*sends you infinite nudges*

lmao get fucked.

>>37513794
Mate you're an autist

25 and getting angry at videogames, still NEET

I know what you're thinking: "Did he eat six Pringles or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a tube of 100, containing delicious crisps in the world, and would blow your tastebuds clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel hungry?' Well, do ya, punk?

>>37515205
Flavour of choice?

sick of sleeping the day away
but now I'm employed it's harder to judge how much sleep I need
not a fan of this 'adult' bullshit

>>37515164
Get a kebab lad, it's what I might do tonight in preparation for tomorrow's exam

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>>37515205
>popped yesterday
>still can't stop
Send help

>>37515071
cheers for the advice lad
I will do, I just need to word my concerns alittle better. I also think they might not think Im serious if I dont have an idea of what trade I want to go for.

I heard from my brother that they try to steer you away from stuff based on your education or waiting lists.

e.g. my brother initially went into the careers center and wanted to do dog handling or carpentry he got told your to smart for that and their are better choices he ended up in signals

fitness wise my cardio is quite good but I need to build strength and get over this nervousness about joining.

desu I have heard great things about the army and my life is going no where atm despite actively looking for jobs and doing interviews

>>37515205
What flavour pringles should I get, lads?

>>37515223
Not a bad idea m8, feeling ok for it? What course?

>>37515228
>Popped last week
>7-8 cans around my rig
>two of them filled with piss

>>37515237
I also want to know this, now I'm in the mood

>>37515213
Sour Cream & Onion

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>buy a pair of headphones
>they're fucking terrible
Well that's just fucking great
Post 'em

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>>37515260

no desu

ORIGINEIWDINW

>>37515071
>If you don't have fun with your friends then you'll have a lot of money for your lonely life

Yeah there's a lot of lads here with that going on. Wonder if it makes them happy.

>>37515287
There's something called spending in moderation mate.

>>37515251
>two of them filled with piss
What the fuck is wrong with you animals

>>37515307
only some of us are sad degenerates

>>37515251
The popping never stops

gonna have a massive joint tomorrow after 2 weeks without.

so excited I wanna go to bed right now tbqh.

>>37515307
laughing my head off right now

i mean i've got 6 pissbottles on the floor (actually 5 pissbottles and a bottle of juice that will be inducted later tonight once i've finished it) right now but imagining storing piss in a pringles tube made of cardboard is hilarious

I bought some lube. Should I have a regular wank or should I finger my bumhole?

>>37515307
our toilet is downstairs so if I go down during the night I wake my parents up

I use any pringles cans or bottles until the next day when they leave for work, sometimes I oversleep the hours they are out so I have two cans from the day before still sitting around

>37515332
Why can't you smoke it tonight lad?

>>37515339
A pringles tube is a good thing to piss in. It has a watertight lining, a nice open neck, and it's big enough for even the beefiest piss.

>>37515352
have a pokey bum wank lad, they're ace

>>37515369
The lid isn't very tight though so if you spill it, you're fucked.

>>37515282
have you got tiny feet karen poster?
mado is being a tease

>>37515260
Will leave you in contemt for more, with enough flavour to send the taste buds wild, a taste only a man of patrician status could apteciate - Pick yours, pick salt and vinegar

Make the right choice today

>>37515402
Much bigger than yours, apparently. And at least I post my waifu when I'm supposed to

>>37515240
Maths, I'm shitting myself but what can you do

>>37515369
>Why can't you smoke it tonight lad?
trying to improve my self discipline, hard work but definitely getting benefits from it.

>>37515421
how do you know the size of his feet and what do waifus have to do with this

>>37514496
HOW DID IT GO. ARE THEY GOOD?

The bottles that hold the shit you put in the washing machine make the best piss bottles.

>>37515450
We were talking about them yesterday. He said his has size 5 and a half feet

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these open top buses were a good idea

>>37515489
Is it just for tourists? If it's for commuting thats dumb as fuck.

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>drank 15 Stellas
>only a Monday
Might be in a little bother here lads.

>>37515504
they did it to the commuting buses around where I live

>>37515489
Why we're you on the top floor?

quads for mado feet

>>37514008
Context. Corbyn was saying he was uncomfortable with 3000 cops and soldiers milling around ready to shoot people and it would be better if things didn't get that far.

Nothing wrong with this unless you're a pol-tier idiot who thinks its funny if someone gets gunned down in error so long as they aren't white. Remember Jean-Claude DeMenezes who was executed for wearing a jacket?

You could say at worst it was an evasive answer but May isn't being strong being turning the country into a Gulag, its because she's already fucked up and badly.

>>37515533
As long as it isnt interfering with your work its fine

I think we should shoot-to-kill people who post politics in /britfeel/ tbqhwy lads

>>37515360
Why don't you piss out the window?

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>>37515565
The thing that worries me is that I only finished work about 3 hours ago and I'm this far in. My job also involves a lot of driving.

>>37515563
>it would be better if things didn't get that far.
No shit but that's like him saying 'I wouldnt let things get to the stage where we would be nuked'. It's not a proper response.

>>37515572
Its only relevance to R9K is that a loner who didn't really fit in and was seen acting strangely (doing the 'Virgin Walk'), walking around the city centre in the early hours with a history of visiting extremist websites (4chan) and mental health issues puts Brit-feelers literally in the firing line of an over-enthusiastic cop.

Corbyn is looking out for us lads.

>>37515598
what did I just fucking say mate

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>>37515540
to get away from all the old people

>>37515583
That could be a problem
Go to bed early so your not still drunk by tomorrow

>>37515612
Fucking hell it's even got a bilge hole. And bird shit. That's a wank idea.

>>37515635
Alright lad. Hope you have a good night.

>>37515612
Understandable I would take a drenching to to get away from old people

So as we all know the tories are going to win the GE and will censor the Internetings.
So my question is when should I delete my loli folder and switch to using tor?

>>37515444
you'll be fine desu, would've liked to have done maths

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Good evening lads~

Another day of wageslavery done with. Now I can get comfy and play video games. Have not eaten anything for around 8 hours either, don't really feel hungry though~

How are you doing then anons?

>>37515572
I don't want anyone in britfeel to be hurt! But I must agree that the politics talk is a bit excessive~

>>37515690
I haven't eaten since last night.
This happens a lot

>>37515678
Encrypt your lolita folder and 4chan dosnt work on tor try a proxy

>>37515708
Let's me browse but not post

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>>37515690
going to take a 2 hour nap so I can sleep a bit normally later will probably sleep till midnight or 1am again though

try to wake me up so I don't oversleep lad

>>37515696
Why is that anon? I am going to eat something in a little bit and I would really like it if you did too!

Can you post on 4chan through a vpn?

>>37515750
No, I got banned for month by doing that

>>37515750
if you buy a (((4chan pass)))

>>37515738
Dunno. Apparently I'd rather go hungry than go food shopping I guess

>>37515732
I will most likely be fast asleep by then. Perhaps you should set an alarm?

>>37515795
desu that isn't good anon! How far is the nearest shop to you? You really should eat something, you're making me worry lad~

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>>37514144

> i suspect my massive lack of calorie intake is making me feel like shit

Sorry lad, fattie here, I have the same problem.

I do abuse drugs and alcohol tho


Why am I getting so many bridge captchas today

Uuuggghhh I had a large Mcdonald then a burger king meal now I've just finished a foot long sub of got from tesco
So full
I'm gona die
Uuuugghh

Voice of Wallace dead

>le beat them with love and hugs man
>le regulate the internet woman

This is really the choice we have?

Who /spoiling their ballot/ here

>>37515732
Drink a pint of water and whatever you can finish of a second one. Fool proof.

>>37515862
Of Wallace and gromet?
Oh no lad that's terrible

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>>37515862
Rest in peace Cleggy.
That show gave a lot of people a lot comfy feelings for decades.

>>37515839
Why did you eat so much anon? Bit jealous desu though that is a small amount by my standards. Try having a nap, should feel better afterwards~

>>37515914
I binge watched the hell out of that show when I had (one of my) breakdowns

>>37515917
I'm about to start work

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>>37515823
I just have but theres no guarantee I won't just silence the alarm and decide I don't want to be alive or awake and go back to sleep for the remainder

>>37515874
that'd be uncomfy, I can't sleep if I know i've drunk in the last hour

>>37515839
don't know how you manage, a mcnugget medium meal stuffs me for the day

>>37515936
Wew that's going to be tough. At least the work might keep your mind off it~

>>37515938
Even if you go back to sleep afterwards it will help towards developing good sleeping habits I think~

>>37515823
Nearest one is about 10 minutes away but I hate being outside

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>M-Muslims don't have to take all the shit after a terror attack!!

>>37516102
people say meh it isnt their fault but they have facilitated it. its their religions fault. the extremists are just following the book. its a religion that is not comapitible with the western world because of what allah demans. proper muslims are not even meant to be friends with us.

>>37516102
What dose it say
Muslim something or other

>>37516147
coward

lad

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>>37515282
Going furniture shopping in a bit. Fun stuff

.>>37515402
I'll maybe post them tonight just to shut you up.

Freaks the fuck out of me when a super fit athlete just falls over and does at 30.

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>>37516137
the moderates are bad muslims
not bad people, bad at being muslim

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3509367/Muslim-shopkeeper-stabbed-death-hours-posted-happy-Easter-message.html

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Gonna lay out some top advice for you lads. It helped me a lot when someone passed it to me.

"It's not important to be seen to win, what is important is winning".

or

"I don't have to be seen to win, I just have to win".

Once you start acting this way in life you will be better for it.

>>37516172

Give me one good reason why this cunt shouldn't face a firing squad.

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>>37516137
people say meh it isnt their fault but they have facilitated it. its their social class' fault. the extremists are just following their nature. its a lifestyle that is not comapitible with the abnormie world because of what females demand. proper abnormies are not even meant to be friends with us.

>>37516168
falls over and does what?

>>37516225
Capital punishment is illegal, so everyone in the firing squad would then also have to face a firing squad, and so on and so on

>>37516235

Elliot was a normie fuck

>>37515589
Actually your example is infinitely more reasonable.
>Refuse to join in with American foreign policy adventures
>Sit on our hands like 95% of Europe does as a relatively nice little country to live in that doesn't feel the need to randomly involve themselves in regime change
>????
>It's still a shitty pissy rainy hellhole

>>37516244
20 prewss ups lad..

>>37515452
They were pretty decent desu.
Not my favorite, and a bit overpriced, but will happily eat the rest of the pack.

Shows like the inbetweeners and peep show masquerading as robots makes me sick.

>>37516257
Elliott was a greater robot than you will ever be.

>>37516316

>had money
>interacted with women
>attractive
>murdered 3 actual robots

>>37516315
All the ""robot"" characters are literally chads compared to me dessy~

>>37516273
yeah that's pretty freaky

>>37516348

Exactly

>oh hurr durr look how mark doesn't fit into society
>literally bangs multiple women throughout the show

>>37516102
wow, someone wrote something mean on a wall
that's like
almost as bad as several innocent people dying
truly the brown people are the true victims

>>37516366
>inbetweeners meant to be about socially incompetent teenagers
>literally about a group of friends

Makes my blood boil~

>>37516366
That's realistic though. I mean even the biggest robot gets to have sex occasionally, even if they sometimes have a 1 year+ dry spell.

Cons of having Muslims in Britain:

Dead children
Molested children

Pros of having Muslims in Britain:

....


Muslims do we need 'em?

>>37516421
>I mean even the biggest robot gets to have sex occasionally, even if they sometimes have a 1 year+ dry spell.

Fuck off Chad Normie Normington III

>>37516315
>>37516348
i dont think there is any shows about actual robots, at least none that i know of. i cant imagine they would be popular. normies, who create tv shows, dont know what it is like to be a robot.

a proper robot tv show would be someone who battles with his anxiety daily, finds it a huge struggle to leave the house and spends most of his time on the computer/playing games. would be an interesting tv show if they done it properly and explored the psychological problems of being a robot.

inbetweeners are normies, or failed normies.

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>>37515282
i bought a small sub for my decks and it was utterly shit, so i smashed it up with a claw hammer, felt breddy happy afterwards desu

>>37516421

Fething normies appropriating our culture.

>not all muslims

23% of UK Muslims think Sharia law should be implemented in certain areas.

4% sympathised with suicide bombers.

52% believe homesexuality should be illegal.

27% (over 750,000) british muslims had sympathy for the charlie hebdo attackers.

Remember lads, you have to be nice to them and try to help them integrate, just like Theresa Mummy tells you :--)

>IT Crowd
>Moss is supposed to be an autistic mothers boy robot
>Still manages to have sex at least once in the show

reeeee normie

>>37516435
Cons of having Bigots in Britain:

Dead children
Ammunition for terrorists

Pros of having Bigots in Britain:

....

Bigots do we need 'em?

>>37516421
you do realize that this actually normies? normies rarely get sex outside of a relationship. a true robot would never get sex because he would be too scared to leave the house and approach women

>>37516478
>Dead children

?

>>37513264
>the very first post is politics

WEW

>>37516436
>>37516456
>>37516485
Only people who are literally ill, either mentally or physically, don't get to have sex at least occasionally. That's not a robot. That's a sick person.

Who's going to make a sitcom about people who are ill? It wouldn't be funny - it would just be sad.

>>37516478
Cons of having cucks in Britain:

Dead children
Sympathy for terrorists

Pros of having cucks in Britain:

....

Cucks do we need 'em?

>>37516498
When muslims stop killing people we'll stop talking about it

>>37516494
he had a lovely hard on for hating muslims and "cultural marxists"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anders_Behring_Breivik

>>37516506
It's funny because I know this is bait, but there are actually people who think like this out there and that makes me angry because they are moking my plight

>>37516523
Didn't realise this bloke lived in Britain.

>>37516523
He wasn't in Britain, champ

>>37516535
he had ties to the EDL

read the article

>>37516550
What's that scraping? Is it the sound of goalposts being shifted?

The funniest new thing in the election campaign recently is Labour supports trying to paint Corbyn as tough on terrorism.

You know the pro IRA, anti shoot to kill, doddering old man from the party that let all the fuckers in to Britain in the first place.

>>37516527
It isn't bait, and I'm not mocking you. I'm sorry that you aren't well.

But you can't say to yourself "I'm fine, I'm just a robot, why aren't we represented on tv?"

You are not well and you need to get better. I hope you do.

>>37516506
robots are mentally ill though lol. if people cant leave the house because of anxiety, they have mental problems. im not a robot but i have spoke to enough robots to know what one is.

you;re either a newfag or trolling. pick one

>>37516506
>That's not a robot. That's a sick person.
Wait, now I'm confused.

>>37516566
Football's played on a field mate, why would moving goalposts make a scraping sound

>>37516566

Maybe I should report some of your violent racism to the police? Hmmmm

Sounds like a threat to me

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>>37516568
I like how the left have changed from "DEFEND JOBS AT ALL COST" like they were when arguing against Brexit to "FUCK JOBS" when they advocate that BAE stops selling weapons to Saudi Arabia.

Suddenly all those jobs at BAE no longer matter.

>>37516568
The funniest thing in the election campaign is Conservative supporters trying to paint May as tough on terrorism

You know, the one who cut police funding and sells weapons to Muslim extremists.

>>37516590
Ground's dry, obviously

>>37516621
>Supporting either Corbyn or May

>Not seeing both parties are shit.

im thinking about joining the police after uni lads

>>37516607
>Jobs at BAE matter more than dead children on the streets

Why can't we just sell weapons to one of our allies who aren't murderous desert savages?

>>37516590
How would you know? Are you a normie??

>>37516607
So you're fine with indirectly supporting ISIS?

You're fine with supporting a nation than is the number 1 exporter of radical islam worldwide?

At least some guys at BAE get a bonus for a saudi contract though right?

>>37516595
Sorry but I'm posting from a country that has freedom of speech

>>37516642
>>37516674

Do you guys literally believe that Saudi Arabia wants Isis to exist and funds them?

Isis have attacked Saudi Arabia.

>>37516581
>>37516583
>robots are mentally ill though lol. if people cant leave the house because of anxiety, they have mental problems.

So you lads think there should be a sitcom about people who can't leave the house or speak to other people because of anxiety?

That would be a great sitcom, wouldn't it? Just 22 minutes of someone re-posting alt-right platitudes on /pol/

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>>37516513
Why don't you just take it to britpol where they actually want to discuss it? Why do you have to shit up everywhere else? What do you actually hope to accomplish by going on and on about politics?

>>37516695
>So you lads think there should be a sitcom about people who can't leave the house or speak to other people because of anxiety?
I do not. Why do you ask such a bizarre question?

>>37516713
What do you hope to accomplish by defending muslims?

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found a yoyo under my bed lads. been playing with it pretty much all day.

>>37516409
You work and are going to uni and flirt with everyone here you big normie

>>37516687
ISIS are a product of wahhabism, Saudi exports and funds wahhabism in UK mosques and internationally.

this is basic current events and geopolitics anon

>>37516695
i never said it would make a good comedy. i just said robots dont get sex. it would make a good drama though

Will you polfucks take it to britpol or facebook, where someone might care.

Pouring myself some nice, chilled white wine, anyone want a glass? Or a 'glars' if you're from the south.

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>>37516725
By not banging on about muslims 24/7 I'm defending them?

So. Bloody. Uncomfy.

>>37516726
Anyone remember the yoyo craze of 2000?

>>37516742
So why not simply ban wahhabist mosques? What do you accomplish by thousands of people at BAE losing their jobs?

>>37516713
im not him. they dont even have proper discussions on brit pol because it moves too fast. and half of the threads are infested with yanks.

>>37516759
If you agree why are you arguing? Just agree with us or ignore us.

>>37516756
Sure lad, would love a glass. Take a pic desu

Marko, if you're here m8, did you speak to your solicitors? Any update on if you've got a case to persue?

>>37516756
not really a wine fan desu, but i'm about to pour myself a glass of southern comfort, and drink to the memory of peter sallis.

>Shooting spree in Orlando

On the 11th day of Ramadan Muhammed gave to meeee..... A Floridian shooting spreeeee

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>>37516736
desu I think I am kind of inbetween robot and normie. I honestly have no idea how I got a job though~

>>37516756
Get me drunk lad!

>>37516713
BRIT FEEL

BRITISH FEELS

did hearing about dead BRITISH children or the attack was again in the name of islam,give you a BRITISH person a FEELING and sort of FEELING???


cant see how it's not related t b h rename to britcomfy if you want to eliminate politics but your still argue about what is and isnt comfy

>>37516772
Ban the UK mosques and you piss off the Saudis who will cancel the deal. This is why our government ignores them.


https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/871481423584272384

>>37516770
I was scared to bring my yoyo into school because I couldnt do it properly. We had people come in to school to do a show. Same with skipping, which I really got into. Would skip for hours every day. I was the best skipper in school.

>>37516829
You're worse than those virtue signallers desu twisting everything in to an emotional reaction

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>>37516784
I just don't think that justifies them bringing it to /britfeel/
>>37516785
I would ignore you but 9/10 posts in this thread are about politics. I just really wish you would stop. I'll have to ignore to entire thread and come back in a week where hopefully this will have died down.

>>37516842
Who else will sell them the latest cutting edge weapons?

>>37516851
I had a pro-yo, it lit up and shit. Good stuff

Do people really think Corbyn will stop selling weapons to Saudi Arabia?

Trump said a lot of shit against Saudi Arabia on his campaign and then he bowed to them like a good goy.

>>37516826
>I am kind of inbetween robot and normie
So you're an inbetweener?

>>37516854
Feel = feeling

>>37516829
>rename to britcomfy if you want to eliminate politics
This doesn't sound like a bad idea to me actually

Vote on it lads http://www.strawpoll.me/13119250

>>37516921

No, a name change won't stop uncomfy posters coming here

britfeel has history, we don't want to turn into yanks

>>37516901
>Trump

A brash, egotistical billionaire who is well known for saying whatever he needs to say to get to where he wants to be.

>Corbyn

A humble, life long public servant who sticks by his principles no matter what.

Yeah...exactly the same people. If one lies, surely the other one will too.

I think BritNormie should start using his tripcode full-time, rather than just for the occasional post

>>37516713

go shitpost somewhere else you avatar fagging cunt hound

>>37516940
then you suffer the fate of having feel in the thread name. people should talk about any feel they have or that is caused by current events e.g. job rejection, moni's life, terror attacks

>>37516943
>If one lies, surely the other one will too.

Politicians lie.

Corbyn is already back-peddling like a motherfucker on several things.

He now says he wont scrap trident, he would push the button, he supports police shooting terrorists and he now condemns the IRA.

>>37516976

I wasn't opposed to politics posting within reason (like now after a terrorist attack, during election season)

always remember that Labour hate white people and want to flood Britain with pakis till we're no longer a white country.

Labour could offer the fucking earth and you still shouldn't vote for them for this simple fact.

No matter how good their policies are they want to replace you with a paki.

>>37516994
>He won't scrap Trident

Yeah, for two reasons. One is that the labour party conference voted for it. Second is that it's not just going to affect him. Future governments need to have the option too.

>He supports police shooting terrorists

He always did. His quote was twisted by the right wing press.

>He now condemns the IRA

He has always been very clear that he condemns all violence by terrorists.

The media are just reporting what he has always been saying more accurately. You are just taking it as backpedalling because you've been mislead by them before.

>>37517051

So do the tories though, so its a moot point

>>37516970
It was just a cute anime girl pic. Adding a random pic to your post =/= avatar fagging

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>Labour supports are now pro authoritarian police state.

Are we living in Bizzaro Britain?

They're actually calling for more police patrolling the streets armed with guns just because May cut the police budget.

Do they just want the opposite of whatever the Tories want?

>>37517000
Nice trips

I'd agree with you t b h

My post before was because some anons get pissy about it even if it's a current event and will make posts crying about it saying im soooo uncomfy. when you can quite simply filter it out much like people do with moni

>>37517051
Retarded shilling with absolutely no basis.

>>37517103

Theres another anon here that complains everything is a forced meme. He threw a right hissy fit when we had a little bit of fun over cobra meeting the other day

>>37517093
>They're actually calling for more police patrolling the streets armed with guns

When has Labour policy ever been against this?

Might get drunk and wank off to the thought of bumming tildeanon to be honest, lads

>>37517109
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/6418456/Labour-wanted-mass-immigration-to-make-UK-more-multicultural-says-former-adviser.html

The doctor just wrote me a sickline for a week.

I never even asked for it.

If only I knew it was this easy.

>>37517142
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/6418456/Labour-wanted-mass-immigration-to-make-UK-more-multicultural-says-former-adviser.html

>Article from 2009 about policy from the 1990s.

How the fuck is this relevant? I hope they are paying you well at Conservative Central Office to dig this deep.

If you want to talk about pakis from decades ago, why don't we talk about Thatcher selling weapons to Saddam Hussain?

Oh wait, that isn't even a historical point because Theresa May is doing the same thing today with the Saudis.

>>37517183
>How the fuck is showing Labour are rabidly pro multiculturalism not relevant to a British election.

>>37517109
I think you must be 18 years or under if you don't think labours mass immigration policy under tony blair is what created the mess were in.

>>37517171
that's their job nigga
as if they're going to determine if you're actually ill or not
much easier to give you your note

nah, blairs wreckless and retarded middle east policy is why we are where we are

piece of shit war criminal

>>37517103
>when you can quite simply filter it out much like people do with moni
how do I do this

Local fruit shop was selling off 3 kilos of cherries because a few were off. Got them for 2 quid, can too many cherries kill you? I want to get through them quick before they all go off

Blair should be treated in the same way Milosevic was

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>Don't blame the party that let all the muslims in for islamic terorrists

>>37516960
I hardly post anyway mate.

>>37517333

trips for the trip

Are you more a lurker, or are you not here that much these days?

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>>37517309
>Don't blame the party that's currently funding and arming Saudi Arabia, who are funding and arming ISIS

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These are quite nice desu desu

>>37516166
post the tiny feet now

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>>37517133
That little homo turned me fucking gay I swear.

just wanked to a danica collins video where she pov fucks you through the camera.

i cried when i was done.

WHO FUCKING WANTS IT?

ill have you any time and anywhere on tekken 7 lad

might get some fun sized twix bars

>>37517354
If the Tories stopped funding SA we'd still have terrorists. But if Labour hadn't let any Muslims in we wouldn't.

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>>37517366
They are nice! Not as nice as the caramel ones though~

>>37517388
Sorry anon, it was not my intention~

>Took a month to lose 4lb
>Put it back on in a few days by just having a takeaway

How the fuck does this work?

>>37517349
I'm here almost every day to lurk for at least 20 mins but I have hardly posted at all since the election was announced. Can't be doing with all the politics. Especially the massive amount of edgelords that come out of the cracks whenever politics is discussed here.

>>37517419
Why do they call them fun sized? More like small-as-we-can-get-it-without-selling-you-air size

>>37517354
>Don't blame the party that literally created ISIS by invading the middle east.

>>37517444
You had a takeaway that was 14,000 calories? I highly doubt it lad

PAKIS OUT NOW REEEEEE

/BRITFEEL/ UPRISING NOW REEEEEEE

>>37517431
>we'd still have terrorists
Yes, but there'd be a lot less of them

>>37517434
Are you actually the skinny, bulimic, twink I imagine you as?

>>37517444
Maybe you just need to take a dump lad. Also have you been doing any exercise? You won't get anywhere by just 'eating healthy'

>>37517434
>Sorry anon, it was not my intention~
Yeah but you still did it you little shit. Manslaughter is manslaughter lad.

hang the dj
hang the dj

this isn't original?

>>37517366
I love them Kieran Black.

>>37517463
prefer it that way lad
a bag of loads of small'ns will last me weeks
one will last me 30 seconds

>allergic to dogs
>still have dogs all my life and got 2 puppers a few years ago

Killing me lads but why do they have to be so perfect

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>>37517466
>implying I'm a Blairite
Can't wait for him to be sent to the gulag desu

>wake up early
>go to the gym at 6:30 in the morning because it becomes full after 5pm till closing time
>gym is still pretty full at 6:30 in the morning and have to consistently work in with other people (meaning you can't really get a proper rest)
>shower and dress for work at gym
>travel to work on a grim bus in traffic
>work 8 hours a day mixture of mindnumbing boringness to ridiculous stress causing me literal anxeity attacks
>forgot to make lunch so i have buy some from the overpriced cafe across the street 3.20 squid for fuck all food gone.
>come home to the flatshare starving
>housemates are cooking so i need to wait
>normie housemates decide to sit in the kitchen for a few hours preventing me from cooking
>internet decides to keep cutting out
>want to read my book but too hungry and miserable to even begin
>oh look its 10 oclock better sleep so i can get to gym early enough again
>either the dickhead flatmate is being a normie making fuck loads of noise

i'm trying to improve myself lads. i'm trying to read, do maths, eat healthily, sleep healthy, exercise and be a productive member of society.

but its just too difficult, there is no rewards just difficulties.

>>37517523
Because they do everything your non-existant friends should do.

>>37517541

Three days from a better Britain. Can't wait.
More nurses, more bobbies, more 5%'er tears.

pro tip lads, blowjobs are overrated
got my dick sucked for the first time and it was pretty shite

>>37517598
Probably just a mediocre cocksucker. Most women are apparently.

>>37517466

That was the US, it isn't a coincidence everything has gone to shit after they left Iraq.

The UK needs to accept that we aren't the world's police force and we aren't a work power anymore. Leave the Arabs to whatever they're doing and stop poking the explosive bear.

You never hear about terror attacks in Switzerland or Luxembourg do you.

>>37517553
Here's some advice mate:

>Walk to work and back for exercise
>Listen to audio on the way there and back that teaches you new skills
>Use those new skills to get a better job that pays enough for you to have your own flat

>>37517598
A good blowjob is a thing to behold

>>37517488
No I'm not doing any exercise. Just eating less.

I lost 2 stone in a few months just eating less and now I've stopped losing weight and just go up and down a few lb.

>>37517598
Did anal for the first time and it was VERY overrated. Sex in general was overrated I found. Maybe the girls I've done it with have just been dreadful but having sex for 20-30 minutes to have the same outcome as a 5 minute wank is grim

>>37517484
5'10 , 45kg and I vomit regularly senpai~

>>37517622
>You never hear about terror attacks in countries that don't let muslims in

Funny that.

If we're following your narrative why do Sweden and Belgium have terrorist attacks?

>>37517692
You know Sweden is full of muslims, right?

>>37517675
I want to force feed you my baked goods.

>>37517692
>There are no muslims in Luxembourg or Switzerland

You're an idiot.

>>37517704
But the Swedes weren't in Iraq

>>37517704
yeah exactly. It's got nothing to do with the lefts narrative that we have created terrorism by playing world police.

It's that wherever there are muslims you will have terrorism.

>>37517515
Wtf. Do you know me irl or was it the data in the photo?

Personally the one time I had sex I thought it was amazing and not overrated.

Came really hard deep in her vag