OK lads i need some help, what are some very common household

latex glove + rolled up towel + something slippery

>>37498375
just buy a fleshlight / vagina sex toy of your choice. no household object is gonna come close

>>37498445
If someone were to find that in my room or see that in my hands it'd be very obvious

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>>37498575
I'm still with my family
>I'd rather not

>>37498375
Just get a gf, anon

>>37498632
haha good joke dude. But lets stick to the topic

>>37498375
Cut a hole in an orange or a grapefruit

>>37498909
>family sees orange with a hole in it
>Plus now my dick burns

Will not do

>>37498375
I used my xbox controller as a vibrator a few hours ago. Now I see why women like them so much. Just plopped my dick on it while I had a porn video going

>>37499024
this intrigues me. Will try one day

>>37499086
make sure you do. I don't think I plan on doing it this way from now on since I don't want to clean my controller from cum but god damn did it feel good.

>>37498930
Hm. This is a toughie. Buy a messager and hold it on your dick and balls. If your parents see it they just see a massager