Can we have a new ideal gf thread?
PLEASE give me a dependent personality disorder obsessive clingy yandere gf FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>hits the gym, good looking
>is very nice to everyone, including the homeless
>same career goals as me, or willing to take my advice
>a stretch, but if she were into cars that would be perfect
>>37496378
Can someone post borderline gf pls
>>37496500
yes good I like it
Just want a short girlfriend who's independent and friendly but not subservient and likes the same music as me. My current girlfriend is close, but doesn't like music which is very nearly a deal breaker.
>tfw when you don't have the one you made on your phone so you have to post your second favourite.
>>37496611
>Not religious
>Social liberal
your gf is trash
>>37496433
Lol doesnt exist faggot
>>37496773
it does, but they aren't gonna be attractive really
>>37496715
Who the hell can be bothered to get out of bed and pray every morning?
That's a NEET's antithesis.
>>37496611
>ideal gf is not a virgin
cuck
stolen from another thread
Not French but I visited this small little town in Switzerland, it was kinda cut off and secluded by the mountains that made a "U" around it and there was only one road in and out. I was 19 and taking a trip to Europe to just kinda celebrate being done with highschool and my first year of college. Met this really cute girl, about 2 years older than me, her name was Claire (with the a stress on the E) who had moved there from France. I was couchsurfing and she was neighbors with the older lady I couchsurfed with. We talked cause I was sitting outside drinking a cup of coffee waiting for the older lady to get back (didn't want me in the house without her there, which I understand being a 19 year old). Anyways we started talking and she said she was about to go on a bike ride and asked if I wanted to join her. We biked along literally the most beautiful road I've ever seen, the mountains just surrounded you but you were in this secluded little valley with a cozy little town. We took the road back to where it died off, at the edge before the mountains and she wanted to show me a waterfall back there. Asked me if I wanted to go swimming and took off her pants and shirt (she was wearing compression shorts and like a sports bra under) and I swam in my shorts. We chilled for a while, she had the fucking cutest accent and this low-key smugness to her that you could easily miss. I wanted to try and kiss her while we were swimming, if nothing else than to say I kissed a random girl in Europe and because how magical the whole thing felt, but ended up not. We biked back and I thanked her for taking me along. She leaned over and kissed me on the cheek when I gave her her bike back. Said if I'm ever in the area again I can stay at her place. By then the older lady I was with was back so I didn't wanna make a move with her sitting 50 ft away in her porch. Never saw that girl again. I dunno why but your picture reminded me of that, thanks it's one of my better memories.
>>37497190
>>37496636
Forgot to tag you in my original comment
>>37496378
>30+
>no friends
>hardworker
>into anime
>can play a musical instrument
>not fat
>tfw she doesn't exist ;_;
>>37497190
tear down this wall of text
>>37496942
I don't care about looks. Give me that girl. I want her.
>>37497254
Just go for the ugly innocent ones. Not too ugly tho. Just not hot. A lot of them have at least some of those traits
>>37497245
>30+
mah nigga
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>37496433
Had that. Worst decision ever. Two years after break up that dumb slut still finds ways to contact me, craving for the slightest whiff of contact. No response and block for every new account she contacts me. Always opening old wounds - I hope she kills herself.
>>37497247
Sorry didn't feel like greentexting it if that's what you meant
>>37497323
They don't exist in my country
>>37497355
YOU CUNT
GIVE HER TO ME
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
You had it all and you threw it away. Unreal.
>ideal gf
>tfw no hucow gf
>>37497408
>YOU CUNT
>GIVE HER TO ME
>FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>You had it all and you threw it away. Unreal.
Gals like that are incredibly posessive and evil - think you only belong to them and can do anything to you without a conscience. If you don't have a backbone - like 80 % of society - you'll get along with it.
Better formatting
Not French but I visited this small little town in Switzerland, it was kinda cut off and secluded by the mountains that made a "U" around it and there was only one road in and out.
I was 19 and taking a trip to Europe to just kinda celebrate being done with highschool and my first year of college. Met this really cute girl, about 2 years older than me, her name was Claire (with the a stress on the E) who had moved there from France. I was couchsurfing and she was neighbors with the older lady I couchsurfed with.
We talked cause I was sitting outside drinking a cup of coffee waiting for the older lady to get back (didn't want me in the house without her there, which I understand being a 19 year old). Anyways we started talking and she said she was about to go on a bike ride and asked if I wanted to join her. We biked along literally the most beautiful road I've ever seen, the mountains just surrounded you but you were in this secluded little valley with a cozy little town. We took the road back to where it died off, at the edge before the mountains and she wanted to show me a waterfall back there. Asked me if I wanted to go swimming and took off her pants and shirt (she was wearing compression shorts and like a sports bra under) and I swam in my shorts. We chilled for a while, she had the fucking cutest accent and this low-key smugness to her that you could easily miss. I wanted to try and kiss her while we were swimming, if nothing else than to say I kissed a random girl in Europe and because how magical the whole thing felt, but ended up not. We biked back and I thanked her for taking me along. She leaned over and kissed me on the cheek when I gave her her bike back. Said if I'm ever in the area again I can stay at her place. By then the older lady I was with was back so I didn't wanna make a move with her sitting 50 ft away in her porch.
Never saw that girl again, but still think back fondly to that day.
>>37497424
I'd like to have demi-human gf. Part woman part horse would be great. Like in that hentai:
https://myhentai.tv/zton-jingai-animation-a-beautiful-greed-nulu-nulu-episode-01/
>>37496378
My ideal gf is over 500 pounds.
>tfw when you'll never have a huge cutie
>>37497465
>think you only belong to them
FUCKING P E R F E C T
Holy shit I hate you for ruining a perfect girl like that.
>>37497424
I feel your pain, brother.
hucowblox
>>37497534
>Holy shit I hate you for ruining a perfect girl like that.
Nigger, check your standards and tell them they shall greet the Earth's core for me, will ya?
>>37497550
Best fetish, right?
But I'm not a fan of the whole "master" thing on yours. Nothing wrong with it for others, I mean. I'm just not a fan myself. I'd rather just be down to be a cow.
>>37497743
>I'd rather just be down to be a cow.
Yikes, that came out wrong. I'd rather HER just be down to be a cow.
>>37497563
What is that supposed to mean. That's all I want in a girl, to be utterly devoted and clingy to me. If you got one, they exist.
>>37497768
I think you lack a good amount of reading comprehension. Don't tell you're one of those dropout "self learners" every edgy tween wants to be.
>>37497813
I don't know if the earth's core is some expression or something.
I just want a girl like that.
>>37496611
This is exactly me except I don't know what your music taste is. Mine is extremely broad and I play 3 instruments.
Too bad I am not looking to date or really talk to someone I met on an ideal gf thread, as I just got broken up with (3 months ago, but still considered recent as we dated for a year).
Nice taste in girls anon.
>>37497827
>I don't know if the earth's core is some expression or something.
JUST
Posting myself again, flies to shit, etc.
>>37497854
NO BULLY I'M NOT A BURGER I DON'T KNOW
I wish I had a smart gf
I like these threads mang.
Here I am reposting a few I made.
>>37497896
I'M NEITHER A BURGER YOU ILLITERATE AND UNEDUCATED DEGENERATE! I EVEN PUT A FUCKING ARROW ON THERE! HOW CAN YOU NOT GET THIS?!
>AS LOW AS THE EARTH'S CORE
>YOUR STANDARDS
GET IT NAO?
No need to fight.
Merely post ideal gf's.
>>37497952
Yeah but it isn't a secret my standards are low. Did you really need to point that out?
>>37497904
perfect tbqh famalam
>>37498005
YES! MAYBE YOU'LL RETHINK AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PATHETIC EXSITENCE! NRRGHAAAAAA
>>37498038
No. I want a yandere DPD clingy obsessive gf. Like you had. Now fuck off norman.
>>37496433
I got dumped for being like this. u__u
Ideal GF is the lack of her
Anyone else ever have a pseudo gf?
>>37498094
My Sir, truer words have never been said on this education-resistent board.
I gave up NEET life to become an HVAC.
I'm in school and I work for an air conditioning company.
This is what I imagine an HVAC gf to be like.
>>37498092
How much like that are you? Location? Interests?
>>37497190
>>37496636 here
That was the most cute and wholesome thing I've ever read anon, thank you. Ever considered going back to try and find her?
I really should make a few more of these.
>>37497904
good taste in unattainable dreams anon
I had one of these before and like everyone else here I fucked it up really really badly.
I hate myself for this.
>>37496611
>current
FUCK OFF NORMIE
>>37498177
Only feel like I've been in love once and that's what it turned into after some time.
Was told I was too clingy, only focused on him, that it wasn't "natural". Southern US. Urban exploring, YouTube, kawaii stuff.
>>37498350
Not the guy you are replying too but, you do sound ideal.
Too bad I'm far away.
>>37498350
Ah I'm not in the US.
Damn.
>>37496611
all of this describes me but idk what music you like and i'm fat
>>37498350
Also not the main guy, but where in the southern US? You're super ideal.
>>37498368
>>37498377
I'd be pretty surprised if I could meet someone from my state/region on here, honestly. But the fact that there are guys who wouldn't be turned off by that gives me hope!
>>37498491
A girl cannot ever be too clingy. 24/7 Skype calls, always being together in every second of the day, having no other friends but eachother.
It's all amazing and I want it so bad.
>>37498491
Yes you have hope.
I hope you get treated right.
>>37498490
Tennessee
>>37498548
It was that way for a few years but I think he just started to feel trapped. Life happens, I guess.
>>37497888
Holy shit this ismeperfect!
>>37498589
Damnit, I'm Texas. What a shame you seem super interesting. I wish you luck finding someone.
>>37498607
Shit, you're like the third person to say that.
>tfw not a speshul snowflake after all
>>37496378
>AK is good GF...
This chick willl actually save you instead of you saving her.
Honestly.
>>37498638
I would love to have a bf(male)like that
>>37498254
Best not to carry that weight.
I have a bf but this is totally me lol
>>37496378
why am i like this
oreganon
>>37498701
>tfw straighthetero
>>37498254
I live in the the US and that trip was a kind of once in a life thing. My parents gave me 2k for graduating highschool with the stipulation that I had to use it on a trip. Decided to wait a year before taking it just because I figured I might appreciate it a bit more after a year out on my own. Barely scraping by now, dropped out of college (not due to grades, just wasn't getting what I wanted out of it) and after expenses I only am saving up maybe 200 dollars a month. The total cost of the trip was a little under 3000 (couchsufing saved me so much for a month in Europe visiting 6 countries is expensive). I suppose I could go back but it'd be at least 4-5 years before I get the money to go again. I am still friends with her on facebook though. If I ever go back and see her again I promise I'll try and kiss her though.
>>37498385
I listen to almost every type of music. I know everyone says that but I really mean it. Music is by far my biggest passion in life, I listen to 5 new albums every week to explore and find new stuff I like. I suppose my favorite is acoustic singer-songwriter stuff. Things like Jose Gonzalez, Bon Iver, Sufjan Stevens, Josh Garrels... A close second is LoFi
Freshly made Ideal GF coming thro
>>37498015
>>37498293
ahhh yes, I know ;_;
>>37498987
I hope the best for you anon!
>tfw you develop the capability to show emotions.
What have you people done to me.
>>37498385
Forgot to mention, I'm not fat exactly but I could stand to lose a few pounds (5'7" and 140). But that really doesn't matter to much. Start walking. Just go for a 30-40 minute walk 3-5 times a week, and give up soda and you'll start losing weight. Walks are really peaceful anyways, explore everything around you. I used to live in the middle of nowhere and I knew the mountains around my house honestly probably better than anyone else. I knew every cool little clearing and where the best views were. There was this amazing hike that followed a clearcut over two mountains for the gasline (only clear cut maybe 20 ft across) that took about 5-6 hours to walk but it was literally a perfect walk. I live in a major city now (one of the largest 10 in the US) and I still walk all the time. I've probably walked every block within a mile radius of my house, seen the projects, seen the upscale neighborhoods, seen more drug dealers than I could count. But it's just nice to see it all. That's my suggestion to you though.
>>37499070
>Stubbs
Shit taste. You're either a yankee hipster or a northwestern hipster.
>>37499144
Man this comment makes me really happy. I mostly just browse 4chan to post upbeat stuff, hopefully make a few people smile. I get the culture, I grew up on 4chan (no underageb& I'm 22 now) but I think it's a really unhealthy mentality if that's all you see and hopefully my comments can help a few anons going though a hard time out.
>>37498697
>puts mud in your gun
>>37499229
Yes fellow feelsfag, we will make r9k a wholesome place for all!
>>37496378
tfw no skimo gf
>>37497349
Arra Arra
>>37497550
>live in asia and all the hucows I see are just roasties with breast implants
chestlets everywhere...
cornbread thic
>>37499309
Brothers in Arms. I honestly do just love people and want the best for them all. Never stop doing you man, you're a great person.
>>37497181
this is me. ill never find a bf
feels bad man.
2nd amendment waifu
>>37497190
damn son
im not that far from the border. if there is a way i can help, let me know.
remember the Location or something?
Fucking STOP making this thread.
There are tons of this shit on facebook thanks to some inflitrated normie. This kind of shit is what women use to have more self esteem than you fuckers
>>37499396
Godspeed anon, godspeed.
Apparently not original.
>>37498848
>gamer girIs
I should really make different kinds of Asian ideal gf's
>>37497933
>we need to sho at walmart
DEVILISH
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>>37499551
It was somewhere between Mount Titles and Bern, but I don't remember the exact city any more. I just remember I took the train into Bern because I wanted to go to the top of Mount Titles (if you've never been, do yourself a favor and go, 100% worth it)
>>37498889
Fuck i had one like that
All my Friends fucking hated her because she looked like a trap, didnt care
She also was covered in cuts, didnt care either
What finally broke me was when she suddenly stopped talking to me for an entire month.
So i let her go
I still think of her sometimes
>>37499630
If you want ill drop something off for her. its like a 2 hour train ride from my place. not like i have anything better to do
>>37499806
Haha as much as I'd like to I feel like that might come across as stalkerish, I really do appreciate the offer though. I think I still have her email address and phone number somewhere in the journal I kept through my trip, so if I ever do wanna get ahold of her again I can.
>>37499910
Cherish it my man.
>>37499910
>>37499984
Fuck wrong image
originallo
>>37499984
>>37500003
Neither of these images make sense to me to be honest. The second one's thumbnail kind of looks like she's holding a pocket pussy.
Rather shitty but, I get points for creativity right?
>>37497888
Where did you get that picture of me?
Origami
>>37496378
Done, sorry if its kinda boring.
>>37499440
Know someone who looks exactly like that, funnily enough.
Nothing quite like a homeless gf is there?
>>37496433
god tier taste tbqhwyf
>>37500609
needs something like I'll suck your dick for a $10 in tiny text
>>37499416
if thats you, you liteally replied to a potential bf you retard. go talk to them
I want this gf so bad :(
>>37496378
Why is it so hard?
tfw no cheeki breeki
>>37500806
THIS is god tier taste
>>37500806
Jesus H Christ I am harder than diamonds
>>37499373
>tfw no gf to ironically ride the ferris wheel with
hopeless. hopeless. hopeless.
>>37498589
I'm in Florida but that's pretty far too.
>>37501312
fucccckk this is literally 100% ideal besides the icon part. i want this gf.
>>37499416
Whereabouts, my friend?
>>37501312
I'd like a chaste qt too
>>37496433
lol I have this minus the jealousy
>>37501590
But the jealousy is almost the best part.
Please be single and in Y U R O P E
>>37501416
>>37501501
I also made this one earlier on, before the one I posted
>>37498697
Kalashikov-chan is a good choice.
I prefer my AR, I'm just a little more comfortable with her and i can improve her as my tastes develop. Whenever a happening is happening on /pol/ and i'm scared sometimes i'll cuddle her and it makes me feel a lot more secure than a flesh-and-bone GF.
also >murican 1911 next to slav ak
kek i have the same problem, murican AR next to chink tokarev.
also good song about AR's: https://youtu.be/PX6RNlU-qu4
also look for the waffegiest writefag pastebin in the next /k/ writefag thread. you'll like it.
>>37496378
>tfw no Dark Souls Gwynevere gf
only the highest quality of gfs
>>37501460
New York, near NYC
>>37502711
Are you clingy? I'm a lil far from New York... Near the south.
>>37502758
i'm clingy but i suck at drawing
anyway that specific one sounded like it was talking about a specific girl so you probably already had one in mind so nevermind
>>37502758
>>37502789
Fuck this guy, come be my clingy gf. I'm in Philly but you can stay in my apartment for free and I'll cover food. I'm so lonely
>>37502799
i dont want to leave my house because i'm not a neet. i like where i live :(
>>37502789
...wait what? Did I say something wrong?
>>37502859
lmao
lad, this is called women. you must learn how to navigate situations like this well. you said nothing wrong, is my hint.
>>37496378
Always look in these threads but I never match any of the ideal gfs.... -.-
>>37502895
I guess there is a reason I'm alone. Oh well.
>>37502859
Women are just attention seeking whores. She posted that she's lonely and will never get a bf and someone validated her worth so she was done with you.
>>37502859
no i just looked at the picture again and realized you probably wouldn't like me
>>37502901
What are you like, Anon? Give us a little snap shot.
I spent way too long on this in an original way
>>37502939
Weird
Rational
Practical
Creative
Stubborn
Not into video games or other nerdy things... IK IK that's like inconceivable but I'm not.
>>37502901
Post your ideal bf then.
>>37503006
>Not into video games or other nerdy things
How the fuck do you expect an LDR with a robot from here to work then?
>>37502993
>tfw no caring titcow GF
;_;
I just want her.
>tfw no loving gf to wife up and start a family with
>>37503016
I-I don't want a robot... I want a cyborg :s
Posting this again because I put the time in to make it.
>>37500121
WE'RE TAKlNG OVER
>>37503061
>step 1
>admitting your mistakes
A cyborg who can leave you for an irl girlfriend once he gets the confidence boost he needs from you?
You surely can't be this dumb.
Even still, gaming is one of the key things that holds an LDR together.
perfect gf that I will never find
>>37503201
>trap
>conservative
>>37503239
fuck my shit up I just copied OP's image
fixed
>>37499612
you're just jealous you don't have a gamer girl gf
>>37498094
This pill is to red for us mortals
>>37503045
fuck man this is easily the best gf...