My Fucking Life

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Part Two
Apologies for bad grammar in the last part
>I'm having a good time with Rose and my friends, living it up
>Iputmyhandsupintheairsometimes.mp3
>No one hit the floor, no one walked the dinosaur
>Randomly, in the middle of the dance, Steve comes up to me and says "Hey, can you make sure to keep Rose away from me?"
>I'm too confused to question it, and I'm like "Uh, yeah, sure I guess."
>Even though I hate Steve, we're still on good terms because in too smart to let grudges get the best of me
>Don't care, we party at the dance
>Take pictures with Rose,later I see Rose and Steve taking a picture, increasing my jealousy
>The party continues on, and everyone walks away with no drama occurring
>As the year finishes, it felt like Rose was pushing me away
>Even when I hung out with her friends and she was nearby, it's like she didn't want to interact with me
>Started hanging out with Steve a lot more
>Year finishes, everyone's joking about me and Steve dueling for Rose's love
>Laugh if off, say Steve has clearly won her heart
>Feelsbadman.gif
>Year ends, everyone chills throughout the summer
>I have both Rose and Steve's phone number; I try not to contact Steve while maintaining a relationship with Rose
>She starts getting distant
>New school year starts, everyone is in High School
>Steve is in another school, and in hoping to become closer with Rose
>Sort of works
>A lot of the crowd of friends that hung out with Steve(The ones I hated) went to the other school, which was great
>Everyone at my school is quieter, calmer, normal.
>Very little drama, it's pretty nice
>Start losing my crush on Rose because she's becoming more distant
>She's constantly on the phone with friends from the other school
>Gets in trouble sometimes
>I tell her about it, saying that it's starting to become unhealthy, she needs to have friends here too
>I say it jokingly though, and she laughs it off
>But she doesn't change
>Will continue in a bit, post is getting too long

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Part Three
>Rose starts changing who she is, she's losing herself
>Her old friends who were like the Gang from Its Always Sunny, which is not a good thing
>It's a great show, but the characters are horrible people, who hate everyone else except everyone in their little group
>She starts to isolate herself with likeminded friends who don't question her, friends she knows she can control
>Basically becomes Regina George without being a Queen Bee
>I start to lose my crush on her, focus on earning the friendship of other girls
>Eventually, Steve meets up with Rose and asks her out, putting her on the spot
>Rose accepts
>I know this is doomed to fail
>In 8th Grade Steve dated a girl who had to attend two separate schools because some of her classes were at a high school level
>She moved to our school
>In three months he ruined it over a misunderstanding, and dumped her without hesitation or her side of the story
>Anyway, Im slowly winning her over(Let's call her Naomi)
>It was very ironic because Steve had bought her a ton of Valentine's Day candy grams that got sent to her
>T'was hilarious indeed
>So along with Naomi, in working my magic on some other girls
>A white Girl with low self esteem, kind of quiet, focused on athletics, very nice, let's call her Evelyn
>Very short qt3.14 white girl, very sweet, very naive. I'll call her Quinn
>Mid sized girl, hispanic, ex of a friend, very cool, very outgoing. Let's call her Reyna
>And last but not least, Skylar
>Very short and thin, but she's got curves
>Glasses,Latina even though she kind of acts white, perfect girl, best friends with her
>Good friends with all of them, because I'm actually reliable and helpful while still keeping my personality

>Anyway, while this is happening Rose and Steve are bitching too each other every single day
>Entire class complains
>At one point she gets taken out of her class because she wouldn't hang up her phone while arguing with him. It's fucking ridiculous.
Will continue in a bit.

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Part Four
>Rose and Steve somehow survive a year dating, even though everyone tells them to break up
>Their relationship is toxic, and its basically both sides refusing to back down out of pure spite
>Eventually,something bad happens between them
>Everyone's trying to figure out what, but both Steve and Rose won't say, they're too busy avoiding each other and everyone
>Start too investigate
>Put on my fedora, equip my Samurai and magnifying glasses
>I begin to question all parties involved, Rose, Steve, their friends at the other school
>Eventually, their "friends" reveal that apparently Steve tricked Rose into sending nudes, and that he shared it with other people
>I confront Steve, and he acts hostile, saying some douchebgag things trying to defend himself, how the pictures were his property, how she knew he would spread them and try to get popularity as an attention whore
>At this point Steve is a beta-Chad
>Like Bryce from 13 Reasons if he didn't control the school
>The Chaddified Steve says some more asshole dickish things as I call him out for his shit, and he threatens to fight me, and I threaten to report him to the police
>Chad-Steve fucks off
>I confront Rose
>She breaks down, says she doesn't know who to trust. Steve, who ruined her reputation, and her fucking terrible friends
>She's becoming Hannah Baker at this point
>I comfort her, and say that we can't let Steve ruin her life like this
>See, I have a secret weapon.
>My mother
>She worked in the school district for over a decade before she decided to become a principal. She spent a few years getting the necessary requirements and tests, but now she's a principal
>Of the High Steve's at
>Rose admits her father is also a polcie officer, which makes her terrified to take this to court
>Tell her that if she won't confront her father, then she has to confront Steve
Will continue in a bit

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Part Five
>Fucking Rose starts to kiss me
>It fucking sucked
>She clearly did it out of impulse of her past relationship with Steve, and she mouth was covered with mucus and tears
>Her mouth was everywhere, and she was using too much tongue
>It was also my first kiss, so pretty fucking terrible
>I end it, saying that she's being way too emotional and it would be wrong to take advantage of it
>She thanks me, saying Steve would have never done what I did
>She confronts Steve
>They argue and fight, and after school Steve meets me in the parking lot(I drive my own car to school)
>He trashed my car, and he threatened to beat me
>Apparently during the argument Rose mentioned how she kissed me and how I didn't take advantage of her(Becaus I had lost my crush on her)
>Says how I was always right, how she should have listened to me when I said I should have dumped him, how she should have dated me instead of trying to make things work with him
>Steve-Chad hates me now, because he thinks I'm the root of Rose breaking up with him
>I know he's in school camera, they were just recently installed, but he doesn't know that
>I start taunting him by calling him out for all of his stupid shit, holding nothing back
>He gets mad and tries to fight me
>I take a beating for a few seconds, then I do a nut-punch causing him to fall over, and haul ass back inside, to the Principal
>My Fucking Mom!
>She sees Steve trashing my car and then assualting me on camera
>I'm so fucking mad I reveal everything about him and Rose, how she sent him nudes, how he spread it
>She gets the authorities involved
>Rose's Police Dad gets involved
>It's a Goddamn mess
>Legal shit everywhere
>Rose hates me because apparently she had smoothed things over with Steve(God why can't they stay away from each other)
>Now everyone knows, including her Police Dad
>Rose's Police Dad thanks me for revealing the truth
>Will continue, almost done

>>37497529
Why did you even mention the other girls? It's not like you made a move on them.
And more importantly: why did I read the whole damn thing?

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>>37497996
ikr?
i also got muted for 2 seconds because op is a beta faggot

>>37497529
>>37497175
>>37496682
>>37496321
>>37496043
This is THE shittiest green text story I've ever read, the plot was shitty, nothing about it was worth reading, there was no fucking climax except from "Steve" the sack sucker fucking up your car, and the worst part about it is it took you 6 posts to write that horse shit. Jesus Christ anon do better

>>37497529
I always love long feelsy stories like this one, I'm awaiting the final post OP!

At first it looked interesting, but halfway through you lost me. Also, your spelling made it much worse.

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Part Six
As usual, I apologize for bad grammar
> My testimony, as well as the security footage, damns Steve
>Rose eventually testifies, and her "friends", trying to get in on the drama, also testify, dooming themselves and Steve
>Steve gets charged with a felon, sent to an adult prison for seven years for possession of child pornagraphy, assault, destruction of property, harassment, and some other stuff
>Also a registered sex offender
>Fuck You Steve, may your life be forever ruined
>When everything was over , Rose made one last move on me, but I refused because I said she still needed time to recover from the ordeal
>She agrees, and we kiss, and it was not that bad
>She moves away eventually, and I can't blame her
>We stay in touch

Alright, the rest of the story is the conclusion to my love life, so if you're not interested then go away now.

You're still here? Good.

>Quinn and Naomi came out as bisexual and started dating each other
>One day, I jokingly ask if they can have a threesome with me
>They took it seriously

I know no one will ever believe me, but that's the true story of how I accidentally got a three way

Don't try my tactics though.

>So I lose my virginity in a three way with Naomi and Quinn. It was fucking amazing and awkward, but sadly it was a one time thing for them, since they wanted to "Try a guy".
>They said that if they ever wanted a guy they'd just use a Strapon.
>RIP Me
>Forgot to mention, all the shit with Rose and Steve happened in the second year, this was the third year. Now we're moving onto the fourth year.
>Not sure if I mentioned this, but Skylar was in the grade level below me
>I asked out Evelyn to the dance, since our school was really stingy about who we could bring as a date
>Realize I have feelings for her
>Make a move on Prom Night
>Have a cliche-as-fuck kiss
Almost done I swear.

I skipped half the story and still don't give a damn about your shit story

get to the point already, where's the punch? it better be good you motherfucker

>>37498263
>Don't try my tactics though.
Just jokingly asking? You're right, that shit is risky af

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Part Seven
>Start dating Evelyn
>Oh yeah in case you're wondering Reyna became a druggie and got arrested when some weed dogs found her drugs.
>High School graduation
>Me and Evelyn do it.
>It's pretty nice
>Break up because we'll go to different colleges.
>Eventually, I meet up with Skylar again
>She goes to the same college as me
>Long story short, we date, and decide to get married for tax benefits
>Decide to stay married
>Life's pretty good

Thank you all for reading my faggot story. I'm on mobile typing this up in the backseat of my friends car(Road trip bitches!), so that's why grammar sucks ass. Also, I'm fucking lazy.

I know 4Chan will never believe my story, but I had to confess it. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go kill myself while watching some nigger fuck Skylar and my mom at the same time.

Good bye 4Chan.

>>37498458
>married for tax benefits
I hope your death will be painful, you're fucking disgusting. You don't deserve a single bit of your fake happiness.

>>37498458
>Decide to stay married
>Life's pretty good

Why wouldn't we believe your gay ass story? there's nothing incredible about it
sounds like most normie's highschool life

>getting married
you fucking idiot

please do leave you filthy normie shitter
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