who /declare war on normalfags/ here my fellow robots ? >key

>be me
>robot
>khv
>work dead end wage slave job
>have to clean up when some faggot pisses all over the toilet paper
>have to deliver said pizzas then get yelled at cuz its a prank
>have to inspect almost every bill to look for counterfeits

Your probably a normie asswipe and need to leave immediately

Ugh, I wish I had the balls to do shit like this, but I'm a paranoid wreck who becomes agitated for just jaywalking or moving too loudly late at night for fear of angering my downstairs neighbors. The worst I ever do is go into CVS and purposely smoosh the hostess fruit pies so that they look fine on the outside, but when a normie busy it, they will find it smooshed.

>>37485293
basically this.

Normies always win.

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>>37485150
>>give counterfeit 20s to homeless people and beggars to see them get arrested

this is the only only that was actually funny, the rest were just edgy

>leave out poisoned meat for neightbors' pets

fuck did the pet do to you

>dump a container full of roundup into the lake normies fish in
teach them a lesson

>ITT: Let's be asshats to total strangers because... autism?

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>>37485150
>implying all wagecucks are normies
Fuck off NEET. Wagecuck robots have it worse according to you and yet you still treat us like shit even though your war campaign is focused on "normies, Chads, and Stacies" who are supposed to have it better than all of us.
All you're doing is driving us further apart. A divided /r9k/ won't be able to do anything against the normies, so go ahead. Keep on helping the normie cause.
>inb4 ragie wagie

>take random things out of peoples carts at the store
Menace 2 society

>>37485438
Nah b. If you have a job you are a normie. Robots can't get a job no matter how hard we try.

>>37485150
Please teach me your ways, I honestly wanna be more devilish and you seem to know how to do it.

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>>37485150
The only believable thing here is keying cars..what does that even do? It can't make it undrivable right?

>>37485293
Robots hurting robots, sounds right

>>37485299
I wouldn't believe a lot of boo stuff here anyway chances are he wouldn't risk being confronted over these pranks

>>37485438
Also this, normal rags are uneffectes

If some faggot loser keyed my car I would beat the living shit out of him lol.

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>>37485150

you are a fucking legend

the most extreme attack i've ever carried out upon a normie was keying the shit out of the side of his car because he had stolen a parking space from me. i made sure to check for cameras and then ducked down behind the car, scratched the shit out of it, and speedwalked to my car and peeled out. my adrenaline was racing but i got away with it.

I focus my mischief on the rich.

>key up any Mercedes-Benz, BMW, or Audi I see in parking lot
>steal from Whole Foods because no security cams because nice part of town
>on garbage night go to rich neighborhood and dump their trash all over the yard

>>37485578
>>37485578
No you wouldn't. I'd punch your mom in the face and beat your little high school ass.

>>37485623
>key up any Mercedes-Benz, BMW, or Audi I see in parking lot

Fuck you. Having a Mercedes and shopping at whole foods doesn't make you rich.

I mean, you're just an asshole.

>Be me
>robot
>wagecuck
>NEET comes in, orders sandwich
>prepare the best sandwich of my career
>get fired from random complaint
>head out to my car, crying
>it's keyed
>drive home
>see pizza delivery man
>I didn't order pizza
>have to interact with a stranger, it kills me
>I end up paying for the pizza just to not have to deal with the conflict
>At least someone around here understands me
>look for my doggo
>he's dead
>decide to go do something
>some faggot crashes his car into mine while honking while I try to drive away
>pee jars everywhere

I piss in the gym showers

>>37485150
sounds like something a chad would do

>>37485650
unless you have one from like the 90's, your more than likely loaded.

>>37485650
if you have a mercedez, shop at whole foods and aren't rich... you're probably stupid and thus still deserve what you get

I wish OP would get me pregnant...

>>37485752
>>37485798
It's my mom's car and she frequently shops there. She only makes around 90K a year. Budgeting is a thing you know.

>>37485650
>car that cost $40k minimum
>shops at place that inflates its prices
not rich, kek.

I live in Australia cunt, in a small town of 200 people. Can't touch me NEETcuck

>>37485854
>90k
>ONLY
Hahahahahaha fucking kek, how removed from reality are you? 90k is great money! Unless you make stupid financial choices, you're living a super comfy life.

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>>37485293

Legitimate robots don't give a fuck when cleaning up shit/piss, or when roastie whores yell at you for delivering a pizza, or inspecting money all is at the expense of the one paying you. This war is progressing well.

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>>37485854
>She only makes around 90K a year

>>37485933
90k for a single mother isn't a lot. I mean it's not horrible but considering where you live that can still be quite tight.

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>>37485933
>>37485959
That's not even double the median wage. I'm pretty sure half of this site's userbase makes more than 50k. God I hate poor people so much. If you make below 60K, you shouldn't be allowed to use my board.

>>37486010
>That's not even double the median wage
That's rich you fucking faggot.

I'm on 85k but at least I know that I'm fucking loaded compared to the average.

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>>37485954
Poopoo peepee, I spot a normie!

>>37486010
If I was making 90k, I'd be pretty comfy. 90k is rich fag.

>>37485349
Animals are property, it's no different from keying a person's vehicle.

>>37486109
I make 45k (about 40 after tax) and live pretty comfortably overall. Even paying off a debt I accrued pretty well. If I made 90k I really wouldn't even know what to do with my money.

>>37486010
You people are retarded. Worse than that, you're turbo normies. If you have a problem with poor people and/or skewed perceptions of wealth then you are most definitely a supreme normie and need to leave this board immediately.

>>37485677
>Get arrested because the money I used to buy the pizza was counterfeit

>>37486150
If I was a normie, I wouldn't be browsing r9k at 3 AM nor would I be an autist. I didn't know making fun of poor people would piss off this board.

>>37485535
Having sever autism isn't the only requirement for robot status.

>>37486109
90k is nowhere near rich unless you live in somewhere like Cambodia.

>>37486186
You can't be a robot while rich.

Just a rich failed normie.

>waah waah b-b-but

No.

>>37486339
>You can't be a robot while rich. Just a rich failed normie.
I think this is very accurate

>>37486339
>Failed normie

the term is called android you dingus