>tfw no kanin picking, tinikling dancing, baboy wrestling, tiyanak finding, manok chasing, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>37484806
oh hey, he's back
>>37484861
well, somebody has to carry the torch
>>37484806
>tfw no vietgook gf to go shooting with
Best thread on this board at the moment. Keep it up.
I remember there being more to this pasta
>>37485050
About 10x as much I think. I'm just here to post shit from this one fag who frequents the /akg/ generals over on /k/. Mostly because his wife's cute, could do better, and he doesn't deserve her (reeee)
I miss these threads. oRiginal. s
>>37484861
the image is supposed to be Monkey_Chan.jpg
i have no idea who she is or where the name came from, but the original filipinaposting OP always used the same one
i'm fine with this being a dread pirate roberts sort of deal if someone can commit to faithfully upholding >tfw no qtp2t filipina gf thread
>>37485151
Oh hai Chimps. You know the funny part? I'm the guy that bullies him everytime I see him post. It's like 80% me, all the time. Here she is with his shitty SLR-106FR.
the guy who posted this pasta originally is a chad with a girls virginity under his belt
fuck life desu
>>37485197
>tfw I exchanged virginities with a girl when was 17
>she was 23 and fat
>I'm not 21 and fat and she's lost weight
>I was a massive autism sperg with her and I miss her now
>>37485229
*I'm now 21 an fat and she's lost weight