Femanon here

I have but one reply for you, spend it well.

>>37483824
>'Chad likes this color, and we may... meet at the next party'
D E V I L I S H

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>>37483824
Sorry friend, I'm not gonna read all that text, but I won't let your bait go to waste! You've worked too hard on this

FUCK OFF ROASTIE CHILLS SAGE THIS

>>37483824
You vindictive bitch
I FUCKING LOVE YOU

YOU WILL NEVER TURN /r9k/ INTO AN ORIBITNG BOARD >>>/soc/

>>37483824
LEAVE THIS BOARD IMMEDIATELY IT'S ONLY FOR GENIUNE ROBOTS WHO HAVE GENUINE ISSUES AND ARE SOMETIMES EVEN SUICIDAL

Just fucking sage this
Summer is hotter than ever

>Text orbiter 4
>This one finally has a license
>Ask him for a lift
>Get dropped off at Chads house
>Chad meets me out front
>Orbiter 4 thinks he just dropped me off
>"Hey can you give me and Chad a lift to Subway?"
>He says yes
>Makeout with Chad in the back while ignoring his plea for a conversation
>Dont say "thanks for the lift" when we get to Subway

>>37483966
Damn that's savage af. Good job desu. They all deserve it.

>>37483824
SAGE SAGE SAGE DON'T REPLY DON'T REPLY FFS

I had one. Funny enough no matter how many times I told him I didn't want to be his bf, he stuck around. This was for about two years. Finally one day it registered after he told me he loved me and I told him he didn't know what love was.

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I don't have any beta orbiters because I'm too nice and don't encourage orbiting. I don't have any social contacts and don't want any.

This bait sucks and you should feel bad for wasting all of our time. Sage.

>>37483824
That was good.

This has happened to me in the past.

Its actually amazing that faggots here dont support just straight up abusing orbiters since they're to blame for what they think is wrong with women desu

>>37483824
Kek, maybe I didn't miss out on much by not talking to girls

Also
>tortures orbiter
>gets pissed when he jerks off in your bathroom

Saged

>>37484063
Would you like an orbiter for a day?
I'm bored and want to practice my female skills

This actually made me laugh cause I'm not even as pathetic as beta orbiter 2

>>37483824
Can I be your beta orbiter anon?

>>37484324
Sure. I could always use an extra. Give your discord.

>>37484104
Cool. How did it happen? Did it happen exactly like my experiance or did sone thing different happen.

>>37484349
I'm going to need to see a picture to confirm you're actually a girl

>>37484191
I would let you practice but I'm really busy during the day and only on the computer in bursts. gomenasaaaai

>>37484371
it wouldn't be during the day. It be for 30 minutes then I'd just ghost.
I don't expect anything of this. I just don't talk to women and I'd like to have some semblance of social skills.

>>37484404
Alright, I'll be online for hopefully that long. Leave contact?

>>37483824
>at that point he's visibly exhausted, his breathing is labored and he's red and covered with sweat, holding a pillow on his lap to cover boner

It was at this point the store=y lost all realism.

Oh well.

>>37483824
Ive got no interest in defending orbiters as they deserve the pain they get for trying so hard, But can you roastie cunts fuck off.

>>37484365
It happened similar but online once, and a lot differently irl another time.

The online time was more recent and with a girl that wasn't legal age yet so I'm glad it happened.
The IRL time I invited my crush who was being mopey to the mall under the pretense that I would buy her something nice if she turned her frown upside down. Later on when we're at the Abercrombie & Fitch and she's fitting like 20 different clothes while I'm passing her more on the other side of the stall, she drops the bomb on me that she's pouty because Chad hasn't returned her calls all day that day. I almost left her at the mall by herself I was so heartbroken.

> be orbiter
> fine secret blog of oneitis
> she actually really cares about me

>>37484432
do you use discord?
That's currently the only thing i use

>>37483824
After he finished jerking off you should've tried to fuck him but he can't get hard after he ejaculates

>>37484503
aight i'm dib&dab #7613

>>37484476
Be more detailed fgt

>>37483824
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON R9K RACHEL???? PICK UP YOUR PHONE DO NOT IGNORE ME YOU REALLY HAVE DONE IT THIS TIME! ACTUALLY I DONT CARE IF YOU DON'T PICK UP YOUR PHONE. I AM DONE WITH YOU.

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>>37483824
Shitty copypasta


delet

>>37484484
obv fake as fuck how robot are u?

>>37483824
Judging from the fact that you won't post a picture I can conclude that either you're a male or you're insecure about your looks and you're either ugly or overweight. I'm guessing it's the latter

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>>37484570
im guessing you are either skinny as fuck or fat as fat due to good/bad metabolism, since you dont do much lifting

>>37483824
If you do this to anyone whatsoever you are a massive cunt.

>>37484514
>dib&dab
it's not working? >_<''' mom#2771

story would work better if you didn't include that he fapped in your bathroom, autists would be way too fucking scared to fap in a strangers bathroom while they are waiting for them to return

>>37484588
I am skinny as fuck, but that's not important. The fact you haven't posted a picture and you're trying to change the subject by insulting me means my suspicions are most likely correct. If you weren't fat, you'd post a picture in a heartbeat for the extra attention.

>>37483824
fake, what kind of guy is like that? not realistic at all, saged but you tried hard so here's a (You)

>>37483824
>cold blooded
It's payback against past boys, right anon?
>tfw I am the bringer of sorrow, heartbreak, manipulation and misogyny because of being cheated on by 5 different chicks!
Light 'em up!

>>37483824
Why did you post this on the virgin board?

>>37484803
Because she can't stop eating

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>>37484669
im not OP lol you skinny faggot

>>37484669
pretty much called OP out, either posing faggot or insecure woman, kinda sad either way.
spending time typing up a whole story and it's still shit bait

>>37484888
Someone get Patrick Bateman, we have trips!

>>37484888
>>37484889
Yeah looks like op left so I was probably correct.

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>>37484937
its a fucking bait thread

damn nigga take r9k less srsly

if you relax a little, world will look less gay

here have some tuff nigga music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoCOg8ZzUfg

>>37484937
I'm still here and no this is not bait. I'm at Starbucks so I can't post my lingerie.

>>37484956
>its a fucking bait thread
yeah I just fucking proved that you retard I just felt like pissing op off because op might be a girl
>>37484985
>conveniently at a Starbucks at 2:15 in the morning
Unless you're in Europe that's a shitty excuse. The picture doesn't have to be in lingerie just take a picture of yourself

>>37485019
Are you out of your fucking mind?? Look where that got ashley. She got fucking DOXXED. how about YOU post your pic first?

>>37485019
u didnt piss off anyone

holy shit your retarded lel

ITT: summerfags ruining good thread idea by taking it unironically

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>>37485038
>Are you out of your fucking mind
Probably but not because I want you to post a picture. Tons of people do it

This is bait but it still enraged me

>>37485448
Ummm it's not bait? Stfu retard.

>>37485516
Is op going to post a picture? I posted mine it's "her" turn. Unless she does it's bait

>>37483824
all these newfags...this post is like 2 years old

ITT: Tumblrinas trying to bait people with their autism

saged and reported

Who is this half asian semen demon?

There's too much to read

Anons, how do you lower the quality of /r9k/?

>open up /r9k/
>start obvious b8 thread
>use picture of a female

>unironically orbiting
Why do you retards do this?

On a side note what's BDA2B70?

>>37484599
If you let anyone do this to you, you are a beta cuck and you deserve it.

>girl tries to make me an orbiter
>turn the tables and fuck her when shes emotional after a breakup
>cut contact with her
>her friends all bitch to me
>her orbiters attack me on memebook
>run into her sloot best friend at the mall
>shes all over me
>get her number
>fuck her too, cut contact
>now everyone knows and hates me

I kind of won but im alone now.

>>37488888
You completely won. You would have been alone anyways, they're all just trying to use you. None of them could truly be your friend.

>>37488888
T H E M D I G I T S
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S T I G I D M E H T
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This doesn't make me mad at all, we don't take too kindly to beta orbiters round these parts. They are like us in many ways except they are still insufferable suck ups to normies and normy bullshit, it's heresy.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496578122419.webm

>>37488888
why cut off the sloot too

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>>37488888

I see what you did there. Those 88s mein Kammerad.

>>37485219
That is some cringey, beta facial hair anon. You don't sound fun in the slightest and you look like your name is something shit, like Mike.
Anyway fuck you, you salami fuck.

>>37485219
Holy fuck that teen 'stache

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>>37483824
Tell me, how much of a queer do you have to be to write out an absurd larp like this?

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>>37488888
Quinta confirm anon is telling the truth
>not keeping the sloot as a personal cum dump
Why anon?

>>37483824
Absolutely /devilish/. Betas should be gassed to b h, if only they weren't so fun to torture or so useful for doing menial chores for us.

>>37483824
By the way you type I can tell you're a guy, still made me a bit mad anyway, 7/10, type more like Stacy next time.

>>37484570
Lololol toasty beta detected. Did this story strike a nerve for you anon? Has this happened to you before? This is a safe place, sweetie, so you can tell us all about it.

>tfw no mean femanon to orbit

I like to torture my online orbiters by posting cute pics of me and my chad boyfriend

Anyone here would like to orbit me? :3 I'm always looking for more orbiters ^^

Had something similar happen to me when I was in HS.
>go home seething
>go to school that Monday
>see Chad in bathroom
>"hey man, you probs don't know me but you know Abigail? Yea she is super into you, she'd be an easy score"
>gives me the thumbs up still pissing
>ff two weeks
>Chad is in same business class as me
>heading in Chad says "yo anon, got your computer right here"
>it's between him and Chad2.0
>prepare my anus for a double of bullying and having to help them do their work.
>sit down and as the lesson start Chad leans over
>"hey man you were right, she was easy as. Thanks for the tip bro"

And that was how I went from being a shitty orbiter to a semi-Chad in HS. He was eventually the one who helped me lose my V card and introduced me to my first gf
>

>>37489633
will you bully me? If so I'm in

>>37483824
fuck off to /soc/ you roastie scum

>>37483966
>>37483824
you're doing god's work anons
betas need to be culled from our gene pool

>>37489653
It would feel out of line for me since I'm usually nice but sure I can give it a go

>>37489666
dont be mean to fembots jerk

>>37489848
fembots ruined my life..are you a beta orbiter like those pathetic weak males?haha you ll never be as cool as a true mgtow member like me

>>37489838
well whatever you're comfortable with

do you have discord?

read something along the lines of

> ask a "nice guy" out on a double date
> show up with your date and ask him where his partner is

about the most savage thing I can imagine tbqh

>>37489886
Yes I have a discord, what's yours?

>>37489876
you guys complain that you dont have any gfs and then when girls come to your board you call them "roasties" and tell them to gtfo?????

no wonder you guys are virgins being so toxic and bitter

>>37489909
fdsanon#0135

>>37489927
Post her discord so I can add her.

>>37489915
i dont have a gf because i dont give a shit about roasteis anymore, all right?
you can call me a homo but i enjoy traps more than women, at least they dont act like you are trash.

>>37483966
>I just use him
>what? He used me for sex?
You deserve that kind of life and that is all you will ever be. A cumbucket of a corpse with no soul.

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>>37489949
>dont call me a homo but i enjoy penis

lmao meanwhile i am banging my supermodel finnish gf

get a life loser

>>37489963
ye post pic then??stop LARPing here as if ur any better than rest of us, u loser

>>37489927
>>37489939
Don't post my discord please ;-;

>>37489648
I'm genuinely happy for you, anon. Congratulations!

>>37490027
i-i won't, don't worry

>>37490027
pls add me the last girl i orbited stopped replying

nobody#5955

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>>37483824
>Femanons, how do you torture your beta orbiters?
oh boy, have i got the most savage story for you
i try to reply to them all and make them happy! it's really tough work desu

>>37490027
surprisingly shy for wanting to get more orbiters! cute!

>>37490094
stfu and post some feet

>>37490094
can you fuck off to /soc/ yet?

>>37489648
hell yeah this is golden wingman shit

>>37490094
let me orbit you please

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>>37490194
if you'd like, anon! my discord is LoveAlexis#0790
i try my best to respond to everyone that adds me! really!

>>37490112
rude!
>>37490118
i don't see how anything i do is camwhoring? also what did you expect by coming into this thread, i mean really

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>to be an orbiter for one 6/10 very modest and loner mad girl without friends or bf

>walking with her for the third time, everything is almost normal, we talked well.

>after a while she refuses to go for a walk and almost does not write to me

>a week after that, she sends a photo where she is with Chad, and starts to ignore me

>a month later Chad throws this stupid cunt, but she still ignores me

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>>37483824
BE GONE FROM THIS BOARD, THOT.
Plus, if that in pic related is you, you are probably the most normie Anon I've ever seen here. D E L E T T H I S.

>>37490305
i expected some autistic faggot to have written me some good bait, which i wasn't too disappointed in

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Did somebody call the motherfuckin' Boss Baby?

Get off this board now roastie whore

>>37489551
Actually it's never happened before. I don't really talk to girls much

>>37483824
Is this copy pasta? I remember it?

>>37483824
Ahem..
If you would please
Than kindly

Tits or gtfo

>>37490305
>asking for feet is rude
It's only polite to show some lewds.

>>37483824
Poor guy. (If you're not just another sad robot which is about 90-95% probability)

>>37483824
What would you do if he manned up and forced himself on you? I mean it seems like you want him to graduate.

>no one pointing out this is stale pasta

Fucking newfags, all of you

>Female friend asks if I would ever date her, "as a joke, hypothetically, you know?"
>Tell her I'm not sure I could ever see her as any more than a friend (I genuinely couldn't)
>She looks like she's about to cry but goes "Ha ha yeah it would be weird" and doesn't talk to me for ages

I actually felt bad. How can women do this to men? Crushing people like this just feels horrific.

>>37491132
Id grab my phone and start recording him raping me and post it on Facebook. If he dared to lay a finger on me I'd grab my crowbar and nail him upside the head or call beta orbiter number 3 to do it.

>>37483824
Yes so much yes i do the same things with my female orbiters
>tfw have chaddish face and i'm "deep"
>go on a date once
>don't kiss them at the end
>next time she asks me out
>i say sure
>day before date call it off
>next time ask them out to have fun at my place
>they get all touchy feely
>she asks what will we be doing at your place?
>"maybe have some fun or play a game ;)"
>day of the date comes
>she arrives at my place make uped and ready to go
>lead her to my room
>notice her getting frisky
>tell her i need to get something before we can play
>come back with a chess board and play chess all night
>you're not getting any this time
>women why they so easy?
>inb4 lies
I actually did this mutiple times

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>>37491197
Mah nigga you are good

>>37483824
fake story by a fake loser

>>37490494
no, fuck off you absolute mongrel

>>37491194
Hopefully he breaks your phone and kills you then. Not saying you deserve to die or anything, but at that point if he doesn't he's failed at being a man in every sense of the word. Sorry.

>>37483824
Is this bait? If not, why do you waste your time like this, senpai?

>>37488888
otsukaresama desu fan
originolio

>>37491194
lol hope you tell Chad these stories. I always get off when girls tell me how they fuck their orbiters over. Is that sadistic if I'm not doing it?

>>37491378
Men are absolutely horrifying. Maybe I should keep pepper spray with me constantly. I'm scared for my life.
>>37491409
I get free stuff. He offers to pay for my things a lott

>>37491454
I also enjoy those stories, makes me feel les guilty when i pump and dump.

>>37483824
What would you do if he just whipped it out right there and started stroking it?

Surprisingly hot, but impractical, ruin or deny the boy's orgasm, right before placing the chastity cage back on, there you go, better results, faster, more whimpering and begging.

>>37491595
I'd record him secretly and send it to all the people he knew. And I'd send it all my friends and post on Facebook. Then ghost him if he tries to talk to me.

>>37491628
>I'd send it all my friends and post on Facebook
Your friends will have a lot to say about that cock in your mouth.

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ebry tiem

>>37491656
Yes they absolutely will if I'm begging him to stop and using the waterworks. ;)
Might even send it to his boss.

This is such a bait thread, but fuck it, let me let you moderately attractive orbiters in on a little secret. I was once an orbiter, but then I crashed down. Meaning, I completely lost interest in her, and then she had to overcompensate to try to get me back into orbit. So I flung right onto the planet so to speak. And once I was there, I didn't stop resisting. It got whittled down from her asking me to fugg to her asking me to merely touch her. I eventually did it, but not after resisting for like a week.

There's nothing a stacey hates more than someone who is technically in orbit but gives them nothing. "Hey, could you come over" "Um, not today"

Basically, apply the same tactics they do.

>>37491689
Okay, new scenario. He's a premature ejaculator too, and all this working up that you made him do makes his cock exit the top of his pants and cover you in cum, all without his will.
What do you do now that you are the rapist and still covered in beta jizz?

>>37491739
I'm not her, but all you'd do is "He came on me without permission :(" and cry during court, and he'd be looking at perhaps a year or so in jail and being a registered sex offender.

>>37483824
t. fat neckbeard who wears new balances

>>37491739
Tahahaahahahah females can't be rapists you dumb fuck. I'll probably take a picture of him and me with the cum and send it to orbiter 3 so he will be jealous. It's the best feeling, making someone jealous for your favor.

>>37491763
Well it's all bait anyways. What orbiter in their right mind would excuse themselves to fap instead of trying to flip it into a blowjob.

>>37483824
you guys jack off to this shit don't you?

>>37491788
Yeah, we all know this, but seriously

>>37491730

works. I can't tell you how great it is, it's just one of the best things ever.

>>37488888
you are not alone, you have broken the curse, will continue to fuck hot chicks and dump them

>>37483824
What would you do if he was on his phone the whole time and ignoring you/barely paying attention.

>>37491856
Kick him out saying he's not being supportive. Call orbiter 3 because he's been eyeing orbiter 2's spot. Being my orbiter is competitive and cutthroat

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>>37491194
>>37491467
>>37491628
>>37491904
i feel like this is all just bait? i don't think you know what it's like to actually have orbiters

>>37491197
If a guy did that to me I would just force myself upon him desu

>>37491909
But I do? I literally have real life orbiters as w3ll as a discord with my closest orbiters who reply to everything I post. They sometimes buy me things I want if I give some lewds.

>>37483824

If this isn't a troll thread, OP is a narcissist and needs help. Stop stringing men along and stopping them from maturing emotionally. Let them figure out what love and affection are so we can stop having faggoty school shooter types.

>>37491197
Huh that's pretty funny desu. I have had a few female and gay orbiters, but I usually just talk with them on Kik or whatever and always make up excuses why I can't hang out and then ghost them. Never really thought about fucking with their psyche irl. Might try. Is it that satisfying?

>>37491197
>>37491989
Lol fuck it I'm fucking motivated now to get my lard ass into better shape so I can do this semi-regularly lmao

>>37491989
Yes great because you see them trying to get you frisky but because you delfect everything.
You can see there disappointment in there eyes.

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>>37491963
if that's true, maybe you can add me? i'd like to get tips from other femanons on managing orbiters if possible!
LoveAlexis#0790

Do femanons get pissed when it's the man that only want to be friends?

>>37491984
Ha! Do you think I care if I ruin some betas emotionally? I don't care about anyone except myself. And don't even think you roboys are somehow better than me morally. You robots would probably kill or rape someone if you could get away with it. So fuck off

>>37491913
Yea right i'm to handsome for that shit.
You would just melt when i look in you're eyes and the only thing you would be able to is get destroyed by my superior chess skills

>>37492054
Fuck the chess and fuck me on the chess board

>>37492054
Play me in online chess anon

>>37492033
Bruh this sounds fucking golden. Thank you for helping me discover this desu!

>>37492038
We talked briefly on discord yesterday just FYI I'm not gonna be your orbiter so we're probably never gonna talk again lol
(Not op)

>>37492095
Depends, why should I fuckyou?
Unless you're into some freaky shit i might maybe consider.

>Tfw started out as orbiter
>flirted better than all the others
>moved to sexting
>started flirting with her friends
>they all found out
>mutual blocks
>Worth

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I dont know what orbitor is, explain?

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>>37492149
are you the guy that left? if so, that's your choice, don't worry! i'm not forcing you to talk to me or anything, i just really like talking with a lot of people and trying to make them happy!

>>37492196
Nah we literally had a three message convo lol

>>37492196
You creep me out. Get out of my thread please?

>>37492194
someone who keeps trying to woo a roasty who only fucks Chads

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>>37492230
sorry, i'm trying to get back to as many people that i haven't talked to much as possible! it's just that i also have to balance irl stuff so it's tough!

>>37492266
you block me and then you think i'm going to leave your thread? how naive you are, anon~

>>37492339
I blocked you because I thought "what's in it for me?" The answer is nothing. I only care about myself. You creep me out as well, so... try being less creepy? I don't know.

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>>37492385
well you did literally nothing to prove that anything you say is true so as far as i'm concerned, i'm still posting in a bait thread :^)

>>37492414
Well I don't mind too much. It's just that you are weird and annoying. Keep bumping my thread, stupid. XD

>>37492414
>>37492437
Both of you need a fucking cock in your mouth to shut your cunt flaps up

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>>37492437
>implying that it's still your thread
TOASTY
ROASTY

>>37492457
Seriously, why the fuck are you shitposting this hard? At least post a pic so I know if you're worth orbiting.

Stfu Michelle

Orgy norgy

>>37492457
>Tfw a roastie calls me a roastie.
I made this thread, stupid. ;3

>>37492503
Post a picture of yourself then you've got to be out of Starbucks by now

>>37492565
I am not going to post my pictures. I know many people that go on r9k and I don't want them to recognize me. Plus I don't want hordes of people being to be my bf/orbiter. I'm quite attractive according to most.

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>>37492620
is it fun LARPing like this? i don't really see the appeal

>>37492639
Lol I could say the same thing about you, stupid. God how stupid are you. When I talk to other girls they just seem so below me in intelligence. You don't even know how to manipulate people lmfao

>>37492639
>jealous femanon bullying chick after learning that she's attractive
Like poetry. Highschool never ends.

>>37492676
I posted my picture, just post somethings so we can know you're a girl, it doesn't have to be your face

>>37492639
i'm kind of curious here, do you ever feel bad for being so evil?

>>37492723
When did you post your pic?

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>>37492676
i mean i literally posted a timestamped pic of myself yesterday? i don't feel like posting another one right now since i'm not dressed, but i'm sure you can find it in the archives

also, why would i want to manipulate people? i'm very upfront with how i communicate with people

>>37492716
all i see is a chunk of text on a screen

>>37492747
Right here >>37485219
I posted it this morning

I am a worthless robot male and I will do anything for a fembot cuckoldress gf , you can have sex with any Chad you want and I will be your devoted cuck bf and serve you faithfully

Would any femanon want that theiretically ?

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>>37492794
>implying i want chad
how about if i cuck you with stacy instead? it'll be much cuter!

>>37492754
What thread was it?

oregano

>>37492794
You should hang yourself instead desu anon

>>37492820
>>37492820
Oh ew. Literally get out of my thread you lesbo. I'm going to puke.

>>37492820
You sound like a qt

Orihgfhjbcgy

>>37492820
honestly though that's sooo much better
lesbians are so good

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>>37492836
let's see...i hope this works!
>>37467787
^---right there

>>37492853
no thank you! i'm enjoying your thread quite a lot~ by the way, you should really post that pic of yourself now.

>>37492860
>>37492873
thank you anons! you can add me at my discord if you'd like, i posted it earlier in the thread. taking a little break from it right now to make lunch and do other stuff but i'd be happy to talk with you later!

I like to hope this is an larp thread and that people have better morals than this but im sure some of the posts about mistreating others are geniune.
Ive had orbiters, but to me they were my good friends that happened to like me. I could never go out of my way to try to hurt a friend.
It disgusts me that people do this, just because they have been hurt.
Everyone gets hurt by someone, that doesnt justify cruelty towards others.

>>37492913
I'm casually cruel what can I say. I'm the only one in the only world that matters, in my opinion. I got the world on a string. I've had good times with some bad guys. I'm quite content.

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>>37492913
Woman don't have empathy for men.

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>>37492913
i mean maybe OP is larping but i'm definitely not! i like treating my orbiters with care and respect and occasional bullying

>>37492983
you literally sound like the biggest edgelord trying to be intimidating. cute!

>>37493041
You sound like an annoying creep. And with that chin it must have been a miracle you have 30 orbiters.

>>37493012

I do too have empathy. I dont ever feel good having to explain when i dont have a romantic interest.
It hurts me to see the look of disappointment in their eyes.
Maybe its easy for some of them but its never been easy for me.

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>>37493077
sorry, i don't have time to argue attractiveness with a block of text on a screen LARPing as a woman

>>37493041

But why the occasional bullying?
Do you have an example of what you do?
I just cant wrap my head around how that could feel good.

fuck you larper

oregano

>>37492892
oh wow an actual girl! U want my 5 inch dick?...please?

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>>37493127
well guys on r9k are very submissive so i've found that they usually want to be bullied! it's not like mean-spirited or anything! they're just lucky that i'm very dominant~

>>37493156
that's no way to talk to a lady, anon!

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>>37493200
Hey can I get a femanons opinion on how I look?

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>>37493222
would tour with in the 60's/10
also nice trips anon!

>>37493200
>that's no way to talk to a lady, anon!
umm yeah, do you think betas on r9k know how to talk to women?

>>37493200
I'm a switch so don't be dom all the time! Let's be equals!!

>>37493222
Hick trying to be a hipster with those glasses. You need to groom yourself better. Your eyes must be lopsided as hell because of your glasses. Also extremely narrow shoulders. Would not let orbit/10.

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>>37493260
hmm, well, some are better than others! i have had to block 2 guys before unfortunately.

>>37493263
i don't know anon! i like bullying too much! being sub might be hard for me!

>>37493267
i love how you're still trying to be relevant, anon! it's really cute!

Can an orbiter be a friend?

>>37493200
Well if they actually like it then i guess thats okay.

Its people like >>37492983
That give the rest of us a bad rep.
There are so many great guys that have put walls around their hearts because of abusive women like you.
In a sense, you destroy their potential future by making them despise and mistrust women.
Its fine to not want to be with your orbiters romatically but if you consider them friends of yours at all then they deserve to be treated with dignity. If you cant see that, theres something seriously wrong with you.

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>>37493326
of course! i try to be friends with all my orbiters, but sometimes it's tough because there are so many lonely people!

>>37493342
thank you anon!

>>37493326
No

Oregon 2

>>37493320
>i have had to block 2 guys before unfortunately.
for what, out of interest?

>>37493342
Maybe there is something wrong with me? I dunno. I don't see anything wrong with me. Hurting people is fun.
>>37493320
Thanks for the bump, stupid.

>>37493320
But I don't wanna be bullied platonically!

>>37493359
Have you ever fucked a big dicked Chad?

>>37493222

Not a fan of the glasses, you should shave too. Nice hair though, maybe have it styled a little different. Middle parting is way outta style
Hard to rate without eyes

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>>37493383
one of them asked for nudes of me and my friend as his first message and the other was really annoying (kept switching back and forth between saying he was a guy or a girl and was begging for voice chat and face pics)

>>37493386
no problem, anon! it's my thread now so you're the one giving me the bumps~

>>37493413
gross!

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>>37483824
I want you to know this is bad and u should feel bad

>>37493386

If hurting people is fun to you, you may be a sociopath/psychopath (depending on the severity of your actions)
At the very least, i suggest you get evaluated.

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>>37493455
OP is literally just edgy larping. just ignore him, he's baiting for (You)s

>>37483824
lol leave this board roasties
you too beta orbiters

>>37493449
>gross!
awww, being an orbiter is less fun if the girl isn't cucking you

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>>37493500
>implying I wouldn't be cucking you with stacy
i've never gotten to say that twice in one thread before! thanks anon~

>>37493485
>>37493449
You seem really mad! Did I trigger you by calling you ugly? I can apologize if ya want. Btw why do you use the same images all the time? Thanks for the bumps, btw.

>>37493359
If they're friends why do you call them orbiters?

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>>37493518
i'm going to go hang this on my wall, thanks anon~

>>37493534
because robots insist that they're orbiters and there's no point in fighting them really

>>37493534
Cause she's stupid, even for a femanon.

>>37493517
>cucking you with stacy
that might be fun! as long as you make fun of my baby dick

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>>37493579
>insulting yourself by calling femanons stupid
i don't know if orbiters are into self-deprecation, anon! good thing you're just LARPing though

>>37493586
ezpz~ you can add my discord if you like, i posted it earlier in the thread! i'll get back to you when i get back on discord

>>37493641
>you can add my discord if you like
already have! I may be too nervous to talk to you outside of 4chan though

>>37493641
Can you explain to me why a dyke is looking for robot orbiters?
Are you hoping they will give you gifts and money?

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>>37493730
thank you! i hope i can bring you out of your shell, anon~

>>37493742
for my conquest for world domination, obviously!

>>37493742
she asked me for money then blocked me when I said no. AVOID

>>37493772
Fucking same. I begged her to talk with me and she said I'm not her first priority. I get it but seriously? Rude butch.

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>>37493772
>>37493811
kinda pathetic to be making things up about me desu. i already told you about the only two guys i've blocked on discord and why i did it. can you LARP somewhere else, OP?

>>37493742
she feels guilty about being a lesbian because she wants to save robots from loneliness but is too autistic to express herself without bullying

>>37492892
You look chubby and underage.

>>37493860
that's a no to both, sorry to let you down anon~

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nigga that some w i l d bait

>>37493860
She definitely acts like it. All she wants is popularity. Fucking kek.

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>>37493885
sorry OP, no matter how much hrt you get, i don't think you'll ever be a real woman

Is this really the new social order? Women gossiping about their orbiters?

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>>37493939
nah, mostly just LARPing as usual. blame OP for being so autistic and me for loving to shitpost

>>37493916
Honestly tho you barely looked female in your pic. Give up already. It's rather convenient you don't post your face in this thread even though you want more orbiters. Really makes me think....

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>>37493966
>tfw you will never be able to break free of OP's autistic shitposting curse
really did make me think...

>>37492892
clearly just a fucking guy with long hair

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>>37494000
you've been on r9k for way too long if you don't even recognize a biological female when you see one, anon

>>37494000
I asked for proof if she was female or just a trans and she blocked me.

>>37494000
lol no, only if you're an idiot

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>>37494050
>tfw you've only blocked 2 people but somehow 3 people have different stories of getting blocked by me
spooky

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>>37494075
>tfw you'll never be small enough to look up skirts while you're standing
feels bad

>>37494075
it's just one bitter person making up stories

>>37494075
you're really pathetic, fuck off you stupid roastie whore

>>37488888
I would've kept in talks with the second whore. Kind of seems vindictive at that point.

>>37494075
>>37494145
>taking off your trip to defend yourself
sad

All the same fagging. The trip has really out done herself.

>>37494075
I'm getting discord so I can talk to you

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>>37494146
>>37494184
>>37494211
keep going OP! i hear you'll grow a vagina if you reach 100 posts in this thread!

>>37494224
omg thank you anon! i hope i'm worth the effort!

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>>37494184
typing a comment so this post is orignialllll

>>37494243
You were not worth the effort.

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>>37494357
Not me
Orighjhfvddhnbf

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>>37494384
don't worry, i know anon! i'll get back to you on there when i'm finished with housework and stuff hopefully

>>37494357
all this shitposting was really fun though, OP! can't wait to do it again in your next thread!

>>37494417
tripfags really are scum

>>37494417
Thanks for bumping my thread! Hate that you have to leave so soon! Can't wait to humiliate you again!

>>37492676
Girls are below chimps in intelligence. Manipulating will only get you so far when your life goal is getting gangraped by a whole team of uni football players.

>>37494629
I can manipulate people to do my work, stupid. I use people to get ahead. And it works out for me in the end. Robots sure are stupid. :3

>>37492983
>good times
>bad guys
Yeah, they must have been reallllyyyy baaaad. I can't wait for the day you inevitable get raped/mugged/drugged/all of the above. You want to get plowed by a bad motherfucker? How about you go to the poorest neighborhood in your city and ask Tyrone "Busta' Cap" Johnson for a ride?

Dehumanization is what retarded people do because they're not aware of their own limitations due to personality disorders blocking them from self awareness.

>>37494671
Can you manipulate me please?

>>37494675
I don't fug guys that bad. But they are pretty bad.

>>37494671
I'll do anything you want, just for some interaction with a female

>>37494772
Fine leave your discord.

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>>37494730
>>37494772
you do realize you're talking to a LARPer, right?

>>37494671
So you're too stupid to do things yourself? Sounds like the only thing you've ever "mastered" is showing your tits to get out of a traffic ticket. That will hardly get you ahead of anything. Except maybe cocks.

>>37494791
can you post yours pleasee? :)

>>37493866
You just have fat cheeks then. I'd fuck your lips and kiss all over you neck though.

>>37494833
You can have my skype.
It's neveralex1

>>37494796
what does larper mean??

>>37494804
Im too lazy and it's fun to manipulate people for my amusement.
>>37494796
Ummm why are you still here. Don't you want to talk to your orbiters? I bet you showed them your face and they all left. Now you are trying to steal my orbiters lmfaooooooooooooo.

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>>37494864
it's a roleplayer pretending to be a woman. i've already posted proof that i'm a woman in this thread, so if you really want female interaction, you can join my discord and i'll get back to you as soon as i can!
LoveAlexis#0790

>>37494878
i can do other things while helping people out, y'know! it's just my discord that's hard to manage sometimes.

>>37494897
why are you so desperate to ensnare as many poor anons as possible? Are you a sociopath?

>>37494878
could you post a timestamp pic to prove female?

>>37494897
Can you please accept my request on discord? I'm anon222 I didn't know what to put as my username

>>37483824
>you're a woman
>you're not a guy larping as a woman for autistic attention

>>37483824
totally a trans

>>37494923
I'm not posting my face. What do you have in mind?

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>>37494923
good luck with that! i've been trying to get her to do that all thread, kek

>>37494922
>implying i don't want an army for global domination

>>37494951
i can accept it but i can't talk right now because there's some really important housework i need to do

>>37483897
>he's this new that he doesn't know that /r9k/ WAS the orbiting board before /soc/ was created

>>37494964
boobs would be the only thing that would 100% prove it (doesn't have to be bra-less though)

>>37494983
>housework
Like what?

>>37494983
>watering the plants is more important than teasing neets
You really need to re-examine your priorities.

>>37494983
I HATE YOU

FJS:FJOksdp

>>37495008
After I prove I'm a female then what? Wanna know what happens? I start getting sexually harassed without any payoff. Where is the fun in for me?

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>>37495013
cleaning dishes, laundry, that sort of boring stuff

>>37495018
but if my place isn't spotless then i'll just be another filthy roastie reeee

>>37495020
sorry anon, i really will try to get back to you as soon as i can! ;_;

>>37495057
told you "she" wasn't going to deliver, kek

>>37495057
this thread is nearly over, pleaaase?

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>>37495008
After I prove I'm a female then what? Wanna know what happens? I start getting sexually harassed without any payoff. Where is the fun in for me? I'm not doing that. I don't want some weirdo to become obsessed with me like eliza. If you want to believe I'm a larper go ahead.

>>37495057
You post tits and no one sees your face so they can't recognize you and you keep being anonymous

>>37495080
>laundry
I'd do all your laundry for you

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>>37495100
reeee delete this now!!
wtf is that duckface lmao

>>37483824
this pasterino never get old , i giggle a little.

ANTI-ORBIT DISCORD

AHrP7

Join faggots, these stacies are running this place. Help us help you. You read these shitty threads and it is making you into a beta. Let us make you alpha.

>>37495080
you're a real piece of shit.

v

>>37495158
Get out of my thread! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT OF MY THREAD GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!!!!

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>>37483824
Stop larping faggot

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>>37495186
i want LARPers out of MY thread reeeeee

>ITT: why cunts are such cunts

>>37495186
Blah blah blah, who reads theae garbage threads, some useless degenerates masterbating 5 times a day. Kys

>>37495292
Get out and don't come back.

>>37495258
I'm.not. a .cunt.

>>37495694
You're a slut tho

>>37496106
But you are a loser virg3n. Too bad for you I guess? ;3

>>37495100
Do you have a Discord or anything I can hit you up on?

>>37496396
*cries* that's mean :(

>>37483966
Something like this happened to me when I was 17. This girl asked me to drive her to the mall (I thought she would hang out with me) but when we arrived, she got out of my car and jumped into this 26 year old guy's car and they quickly started fucking.
I was such a beta back then, I still am, but nowadays I don't let girls manipulate me.

>>37496396
I love it when roasties show how dumb they actually are. There's a reason we only see you as slabs of meat.

>>37496455
Can't be mean if it's an incorrect deduction lol

>>37496673
did you watch them fuck?

>>37496431
Leave your discord

Bloxcox

>>37496727
How fucking stupid are you?
>>37496698
Lmao you still would do my bidding in a heartbeat

>>37490494
Boss baby i love you!!

>>37496727
I'm beta as fuck and have a 5 inch dick. Of course I'm a loser virgin :(

>>37496737
I lol'd, no, but I knew what they were doing. She was a 16 year old hapa whore who was into older guys. She manipulated me for months, I used to drive her to school, buy her things, etc. I asked her out but got rejected because I waited too long. I actually did have a chance to fuck her because initially I acted extremely confident, but she quickly saw through my false bravado and pushed me into the friendzone.

>>37496762
Haha no
You have to be worth it, and I can easily tell you aren't. You're just a basic cunt, nothing special.

>>37496767
Yeah fine but she was talking to me not you.

>>37496828
Lmao same goes to you. You are not a chad. Even if you were you are still leagues below me. You would do well to remember this information.