Friendly reminder that if you have >had sex >kissed >held

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>>37469023
>tfw welcome here

What if I did some of those after I started coming here?

I don't give a fuck about your opinion OP

>>37469023
>Tfw I do all that shit and have been here longer than you

Make me leave, bitch.

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Even if these threads don't get rid of normies, at least they remind them that their /b/-tier shit is not welcome around here. Fuck that faggot making the zeemaps threads.

>>37469307
hey I don't give a fuck about your opinion

I did all those minus sex and speaking regularly fuck off you don't know how it is

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>dating a qt
>had multiple sexual partners
>long relationships
>still post here

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>>37469023

great, now that we've brought all these normie untermensch out of the woodworks, time to ROUND EM UP AND GAS THE FUCKERS!!
LET THE NORMIE HOLOCAUST BEGIN!!!!

>>37469023
But how else am I going to gloat and simultaneously motivate you fucks to go do something with your lives?

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>>37469270
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>>37470518
Disgusting. Leave now, scum.

I guess I am not welcome here, then.

>>37469023
Hey now buddy, you can go fuck yourself. I've been here since the beginning and you faggots came along and shit up this board and have the audacity to claim it as your own. You're the beta faggkr, you get out.

>>37469023

Does it have to be all of these? one of these? Some of these?

>>37469023
And I thought I was too caught up on my self-pity

>>37469023
I've done all.
I still feel lonely

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A lesbian hugged me once out of pity, does that count?

>>37469023
> tfw when khhv friendless neet dicklet.

20 yo am i one of the only genuine subhuman rotters here?

>>37472246
Same.

>fucked a few girls
>with some I did literally everything
>even my foot fetish came into play
>one of them let me smell, kiss and fuck her feet
>lonely and depressed now
>memories of those days killing me

>>37469258
> that filename
Have fun in jail anon

>>37469023
Fuck you pathetic virgins. I'm an oldfag gentlemen. You don't know shit about this board. It was not meant as virgin safe space

>>37472574
Fuck off normie are there even any legit robots on this board anymore?

>>37472994
33, wizard here

it's sad this board turned into a zoo for normo's to come and harass the animals

>>37469023
A roastie gave me a hug once. But it was done out of pure pity.
It lasted about two microseconds too.

>>37470302

Wow dude you really got one over on us. How will we ever recover?. That's like going to an alcoholic's anonymous program for a couple months and after it's over you go "LUL, I was never really an alcoholic!" Why waste your time here.

>>37472574
One day brother, we will find hapiness one day

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>>37469023
>had sex
30+ different woman, have sex pretty much everyday with current GF
>kissed
Countless of times, what do you do when you go out then?
>held hands
Come on this one is too easy
>hugged
Oh God everyone has hugged a female if they're not obese and know at least one girl
>spoken to someone of the opposite sex regularly
Come on......

I know I am hated here

>>37473032
That makes me feels a bit better im a 22 years old robot neet.

I'm welcome here but dont want to be...

>>37469023
why dont u stick that middle finger up your butt hole to lose your virginity

>>37469270
leave
>>37469279
leave
>>37469279
leave
>>37469286
leave
>>37469340
leave
>>37469533
leave
>>37470302
leave
>>37470518
leave
>>37471072
leave
>>37472130
leave
>>37472193
has to be all
>>37472231
leave
>>37472246
leave
>>37472295
you can stay - just
>>37472574
leave
>>37472941
it is now granddad - leave
>>37473050
if the hug was longer than a second, you're gonna have to leave
>>37473392
leave
>>37473442
you can stay <3
>>37474210
you can stay <3

>>37469023
>do all of these and more with my wives

>Its another op is a loser who came from wizardchan and is trying to turn r9k into his shitty board episode.

Fuck off op and yesterday I got a blowjob from my girlfriend. Shit was so cash

>>37475661
leave
>>37476132
leave
originally of course

I don't understand how you guys never hugged a girl, I'm a KHV. I can understand never holding hands but hugging someone doesn't mean there's an emotional attachment.

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I regularly talk with girls and lead them on to the point that they want to fuck, and then I cancel on them everytime we're suppose to get together

I think I just like the feeling of being able to have someone if I wanted them, am I a bad person?

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>>37469023
>Got tricked into holding a girls hand
Only realized it was a flirting thing about a year after.

>I bet you faggots are jealous
(Still a kv though, and don't count that because I was tricked, basically hand raped)

Also op, you forgot to add that if you're a woman you need to leave

>>37476521
You're not bad, but you do need to leave.>>37476456
Leave
>>37476132
Leave newfag, this was our board originally, and we want it back>>37475661
Save some for the rest of us faggot

>>37476723
Get out you judgemental normand

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>>37469023
>tfw idgaf what you say virgin

THIS IS MY BOARD NOW, WATCHU FINNA DO BOUT IT, PUSSY?

praise kek retards

>>37469023
lmao youre never gonna get pussy with that attitude

I dont understand these requirements. I had to prefer stay single that had a trash girlfriend that made you suffer in your days of relationship and after all ends bad. Singles dont belong here because they had something independent of the trash of the girl.

>>37469023
technically u have had sex because ur parents fucked to have you and your individual sperm was involved.

>>37479234
it wasn't retard
you develop your own sperm AFTER you develop germ cells and hit puberty retard

>>37469023
>>37475489

Make me. Or are you too beta?

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I agree, normo outto

>i did two girls
>she wasn't expecting it
>nope
>meh therapist

fuck you, you retards create your own problems and make shit worse and then do nothing but whine online about how nothing is your fault at all.

>>37475489
Looks like this anon is power tripping based on his ideal version of the board. What else should this board be, mein fuhrer?

>>37469023
But what is the point of this board? To whine about our pathetic lives? There is not much discussion there? There are more important things to talk about than not being able to get pussy. haha. just quit being sad ffs

>>37480781
pretty much. these retards wouldn't know if a girl was into them if she told them they liked them

stay salty faggots

>>37480781
No you don't understand, I am a nice guy why can't girls see that !
its so fucking unfair that they keep going after these chads and never giving me a second look.

im just fucking with you, everyone that posts here like that is a pathetic loser that cannot properly evaluate what women actually want and while they want certain things lack to motivation to actually work towards their goals.

>>37480802
knowing these retards they would turn down an average girl thinking they can do better