You and everyone who's browsed R9K in the past 3 months

>>37466353
So I will get my waifu and in exchange, I get to watch you get beaten daily? What the fuck are you even trying to say

Nice try though. Keep thinking Jesus or Allah is your savior. It only proves your weakness. This is Lucifers world now.

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No. I'd rather have it happen to me than watch it happen to you.

>>37466353
Unrelated, but...
This is honestly the biggest thing I hate about Christianity. People are always like "Oh how noble Jesus Christ died JUST FOR ME. The pain must have been so unbearable, boo hoo hoo". But like he's not dying just for you. Jesus and God are the same person so he decided to do it himself, and he wasn't dying just for me. He died to save literally every human that ever has or will exist. I'd die to give everyone their waifu, you think I wouldn't be willing to die to save everyone in all of existance from eternal pain and suffering. Plus I get revered by billions for thousands and thousands of years.

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>>37466353
I don't give a fuck about you. Just give me Saber and I'll do anything

>>37466819
>>37466409

These honestly. If it'd give even the robots on this particular board the waifu of their dreams, or even at least a slightly better life, I'd happily endure it.

>>37466819
How exactly does Jesus dying save anyone though. I don't get it

>>37467056
He died to save everyone from a life of sin (spiritual death as Christians would say) and from eternal damnation.

>>37467289
Wait but how. I thought Jesus was god. Why would god make that happen to himself. Doesn't even make sense. He should just click his fingers to save them since he makes the rules.

>>37467334
That's what I'm saying, so much of it makes no sense.

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>>37467334
He is canonically a huge drama queen.

unlike most people here i actually have morals so no

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>>37467367
>Humans trying to apply their limited human 'logic' to Godly/heavenly things

It's incredible you don't recognize the flaw in your reasoning.

>>37467395
>I'm going to try to characterize God, the actual creator of everything and everyone with my microscopic mediocre understanding of the world.

Wow good job.

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>>37466353
I don't see a choice here so I guess it was worth it.

>>37467426
God isn't the creator of this prison matrix though, the demiurge is

>>37467426
God didn't make my YouTube videos, that was all me. Stop trying to give him credit for everything.

>>37467521
and god didn't stop yaldabaoth from doing that now did he.

>>37467560
Supposedly God doesn't do anything or judge anyone, he just observes.

I would sacrifice you in a heartbeat anon. My whole kingdom for five minutes.

>>37467426
>>I'm going to try to characterize God, the actual creator of everything and everyone with my microscopic mediocre understanding of the world.
Yeah, pretty silly. I only do it now and then, but I know some folks that have a schedule to do it in a building together for hours every week.

>>37466353
So, I get to love my loli waifu, and you get to cosplay Jesus? Okay.
The real downside is that all the other robots get waifus.

>>37467797
How is that a downside? I'd let you have your waifu anon...

What happens if multiple people have the same waifu? Are there multiple of that waifu? What happens if you're in public and get your identical waifus mixed up?

>>37468454
I'm guess ing since waifus aren't as fleshed out in the anon's head as an actual person, that they are basically the same as sexbots with advanced ai and it doesn't matter that there are multiple of one because they aren't people.