Things normies say. >dude i just spent a whole hour on the

>>37463012
I take long shits. What can you do?

>>37463012
"there's a special someone for everybody"

>>37463087
>not quickly thrusting the shit out so you can get back to your computer screen or television

I hate to be rude but you're dumb.

>>37463101
this tbqh
my old sister acts like an old man and takes half hour shitting and like one hour when she showers
and sometimes doesn't even flush that's disgusting

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>>37463012
>tfw posting on the shitter right now
nothing feels better faggot

>>37463276
Hoping you're a lard ass and you have a hemorrhoid.

>>37463220
my sister would do this too
>flushing her giant logs

>>37463012
Wow, I never knew Dave Mustaine was in an anime.

>>37463361
>not knowing about Legends of the Metallic Heroes

Weeb scum, you do not understand the art of anime.

>>37463451
>Weeb scum

wut

aren't weebs the ones who are obsessed with anime and japanese shit in general?

a weeb would know all about Legends of the Metallic Dildos.

People who don't get enough fiber take long shits

>>37463012
>hard ceramic bowl
Try putting that plastic seat down next time you sit on your toilet.

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Was Kircheis a robot?
>no gf
>bi-curious
>only had one friend
>above average intelligence

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Truly the /r9k/ of animes