What hobby do you keep secret?

I lucid dream.
A lot.
Have a dream journal too.

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>>37443933
Collecting toys, and posing them in scenes/dioramas from their respective movies

Looking forward to my Mafex Knightmare Batman arriving soon.

>>37443933
make shitty jewtube videos

>>37443948
cool, could you post something out of your dream journal or is that too personal?

>>37444167
My journals aren't too descriptive theyre mostly just notes but this one seems ok to share. It's not too interesting.
Dreamed I was in a shopping mall, trying to find a specific hoodie. Suddenly the shopping mall got super crowded and people bought the hoodie zI wanted and then a little
girl came up asking me where the bathrooms were. I began to feel myself wake up so I stayed still and DEILDed into another dream.
I was lying in bed listening to a lucid dream podcast. I got up and went to the balcony, realizing I was dreaming. I tried to summon a friend. it didnt work. Suddenly I felt myself waking up again so I re-DEILDed into another dream and found myself back in bed. I ran out to the balcony and tried again and this time I thought it kind of worked but then it failed. I jumped off the balcony and ran off but started waking up soon so I DEILDed again.
I awoke in bed again and ran out to the balcony yet again but this time the balcony overlooked a hotel lobby. I jumped down and tried to summon my friend again but started waking up before I could do anything else. This was my final lucid.

>>37443948
TEACH ME TEACH ME TEACH ME ANON PLEAASSSSEEEE
It's the closest I'll ever come to fucking a hot girl.

>>37444185
It's not too hard with determination.
Let me just say though lucid dream sex isn't all it's cracked up to be, you pretty much automatically always wake up before or during cumming.
Start with making a dream journal. Ensure that you can remember dreams every night before you start working on lucid dreaming.

>>37444185
controlled lucid dreaming is like catching a leprechaun.

people will claim they can do it, but they cant

>>37443933
That 3D model looks pretty impressive, I wouldn't call it "low-level". What program did you make it in?

>>37444205
I don't know what you're going on about but it's a well documented phenomenon. Anectodal evidence from me isn't enough for you probably but Stephen LaBerge did a study on it using REM eye movements.

>>37444211
daz is low level shit, my friend. I don't pretend to be a good at 3d. I just modify other people's shit. That's how dumb my hobby is.

>>37444256
I think it sounds like a cool hobby. I'm planning on learning how to use ZBrush so I can sculpt my own 3D waifus

>>37443933
never post to /3/ because I hate it when people like you shit it up
I don't have any friends so I have no secrets

>>37444337
>never post to /3/
don't worry, nobody does.

r9k is my secret

>>37444205
Every time I sleep during the day and not night I have such vivid dreams I can feel every second

>>37444490
I have incredibly vivid lucid dreams and sometimes during those I just feel the texture of the walls and floors. It's amazing, you can feel every individual crack and mark.

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I draw fluffy abuse

>>37445046
what do people like about fluffy abuse?

>>37445046
Why man? I mean I'm not a fan of fluffys but seeing things like this really hurts the soul.
>Tfw cried a little at the last panel
Maybe because I'm a parent

>>37445046
>fluffy abuse
post more, friend.

>>37444016
post link to jewtrube

>>37445120
It's the purest form of pretend violence. It's so distilled you feel bad about it. Plus it's not like guro or anything else bc it's so obviously fiction. It's "safe" gore.

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I make furry porn on the internet, but I keep it secret from my family and friends. I have multiple tinfoil tier safety measures, I doubt they'll ever know.

>>37445046
Top tier fellow right here, hope twistee and Gr1m hurry the fuck up.

>>37445210
Links? pls?
Super mario brothers original

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>>37445120
everyone has a different reason for liking it. For me, its the catharsis of seeing infuriatingly cute, retarded little shit-machines being abused. Its really soothing for the soul.

>>37445144
Sorry to hear that. I am not a parent, but I love children and animals, and would never harm them. With fluffies its different because they're not real.

>>37445153
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>>37445212
my nigga. Twistee's comic is what tipped me over the edge into drawing it in the first place.

>>37445210
I wouldn't mind branching out into porn, especially if I could make some money off of it.

I started recording myself talking to myself like a sort of diary or vlog that ill never show anyone.

>>37445120
It satisfies some weird sadistic feeling, like a strange warm feeling in the stomach. Also fluffys display some of the worst human traits which makes it all the better.

>>37443933
Purposefully go out to places like farmers markets and junkyard type areas with the sole purpose of finding things that either look aesthetically pleasing, feeling pleasing to the hand, or meet both these criteria.
Usually its a nice rock or a bottle or some kind of metal bit in a cool shape thats not sharp as shit but i've rolled 100+lb shit the 5 miles home by the cover of night.
Usually keep a small collection of small objects nearby or at least one of the bigger "lookers" within my field of vision in my house. Manage to "hide" the bigger shit as a sort of "avant garde" type art but physically hide the "small" collection in the hidden closet under the stairs.
Started with just wanting to explore places urbex style but is now at the point i need a "looker" to see occasionally or I can't orgasm.
Most people just assume i'm an artsy quirky type and some even assumed i just made most of the shit.

>>37445240
I don't draw but I do sing praises whenever they make a work of art. For me it was that comic strip Gr1m made featuring carrot.

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Dolls.

No, they're not the kind you can fuck, they're like 2 feet tall.

Also making slutty Skyrim waifus and fapping to them.

Reading non-sexual furry comics.

They make my heart ache more than manga or anime for some reason.

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>>37445239
http://echoseed.tumblr.com/

>>37445240
Latch onto a fandom or draw some niche fetish, otherwise it's pretty hard to make money on vanilla porn. You met both criteria, so you're good to go.

>>37445283
I love dolls too, but I only have one, and I am not secretive about it. Would love to get my hands on some BJDs though.

>>37443933
i browse 4chan

orignialito

>>37443933

I have a massive doujin hentai collection. Massive as in 4TB big. Everything organised, de-duplicated, tagged, ...

No loli though, that doesn't do anything for me.

I spent the better part of my spare time in the last two years on writing a macOS collection/organisation tool and it's pretty neat.

There's no way I'm ever going to tell anyone.

>>37445329
Holy shit, quality stuff! Might even patreon you

>>37445329
Shame I'm not into furry, I'd like your stuff otherwise.

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>>37443933
Collecting images of women wearing sleeveless turtlenecks for future fap material

I was relieved to find (from others on 4chan) that i'm not the only one to like them